I don’t know how to tell this to Spotify, but no ai playlist is gonna beat “The Rotation,” a nonsensical curation of songs that have made my head go “brr” since I first signed up for this app:

Absolutely devastated to announce that juice boxes have paper straws now. Fascism has, unfortunately, won.

I really wish that we didn’t live in a panopticon surveillance state because I need Google maps to have a “what’s the parking situation?” Option where they go into all the parking lots of places so I can see what I’m getting into

once again, if tylenol caused autism, america would have a better rail system

Do I look like shit? Well I feel like shit. I’m ready to chew an eggshell over here.

My whole thing with life is that it takes as long as it takes, but it takes as long as it takes, you know? Like, things will take as long as they need to take. No more. No less. Just…as long as it takes.

happy to report that my Harry Potter trivia is getting worse by the minute. can’t wait to use this brain space for something else. who is fumbosmore

And for my first act as Ruler of the World: no more fucking sound ads ruining my good time. Matter of fact, limited amount of ads you’re allowed to see per day. Go fuck yourselves

Just installed a tempered glass screen protector on my phone with no bubbles and no dust mites stuck underneath. In case you bitches thought you could ever.

Something that I’m consciously trying to remember now is that when someone says that someone else “freaked out” or “yelled at” or “went off” on somebody, it usually just means that person had some stern words.

I’ll never understand people who are averse to washing behind their ears. Do they not know the glory of the feeling of rinsing The Crease™ ?

sorry i didn’t respond, i was deep in the throes of my little tasks

I hate white people. I hate them I hate them I hate them I hate th—

“Young and fine and dark and handsome/the boy from South Detroit keep bossing/and I can’t keep my panties from dropping” sung to the tune of “The Girl from Ipanema” was a cultural moment that we let SZA get away with way too quickly

Olivia Lux’s diva is so fuckin real, dawg. #dragrace

I need. The peasant skirt trend. To die.

Hiro Isono

Why does listening to The Beaches make me want to be unbearably sexy

Possibly one of the best text convos I’ve ever had

yes white people. more of this.

You can't tell me this shit isn't exactly what is going on inside computers

I have to put ointment and baby powder under my own t*ts every day why on earth would one expect me to have children. My breast is a diaper, you want me to bring someone else into this?

No but ACTUALLY why did Disney choose to remake Snow White at this point in time. Her enviable beauty is that she’s whiter than white on rice, then she runs away and lives with seven problematic representations of little people. In 2025, why did Disney think this would do numbers.

Theatre as an institution needs to take a break from Romeo and Juliet. Seriously, unless you’re a high school, it should be widely frowned upon to do Romeo and Juliet. Do literally any other Shakespeare play.

EVERY SINGLE TIME I HEAR “BUTTONS” BY THE PUSSYCAT DOLLS FT. SNOOP DOGG I HEAR THE NON-SNOOP DOGG VERSION AND IT UPSETS ME. EVEN ON MY OWN SPOTIFY. NO SNOOP. ITS GETTING GASLIGHT-Y AT THIS POINT. PLAY THE SNOOP DOGG VERSION YOU COWARDS.

Hoping and praying and hoping that the RPDR fandom doesn’t go too hard on Arietty so that she can’t have an emotional insta PR where we learn about the mean messages she’s gotten and we all have to be nice to her afterwards.

That movie Flow hurt my feelings.

These > Teddy Grahams

@notinbutajthang.bsky.social happy DST brother!!!

I feel like I’m turning into the wolf man what is it about March that makes me want to bite

I cannot seem to find my voice on letterboxd and it haunts me every day.

I strongly suggest that if you dislike this feature, you write a quick ticket saying so. Annoy the fuck out of them. ⚔️ support.discord.com/hc/en-us/req...

DST is on its way, but it’s not here yet, and work is trash right now so I must lean on my No.1 once more

“I’m not listening to you, your eyebrows look like tampons” is a thought I just had

what the fuck is going on sometimes,

i wish i could tweet like pete wentz in 2009.

I maintain the very real possibility that “Low” by T-Pain is the reason I have bad knees.

Less than 1 month till daylight savings time babes. @notinbutajthang.bsky.social almost there!

“I’m Going to Make a Bowl of Cereal: Life with ADHD”-Mercury, 2025

“Pick yourself up and dust yourself off!” Bitch I’m HEAVY!!

I still think we should keep up with that trend of calling MAGA-folk weirdos and like, really shaming them in a school-kid way. I really feel like that was working.

I’ve been on this train for an hour and no one has handed me the original unpublished manuscript of Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix. Fucking bullshit.

Cups this shape MAKE YOU hold your hand cvnty and i love it.

Brother looks like skin under a UV light after 40 years of sun damage

Some old feelings, but I'm doing better.

It is far better to be single than to be with someone bad. "Dying alone" in old age is much better than living with someone who kills your spirit. Cheating and beating are not the only reasons to leave a relationship. If they're not improving your life, get out.

400 hours in a retail store, fast food restaurant, or dine-in restaurant

Gay marriage legalized in Canada