bonita bapplebaum
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she/her hey bby i hear the blues are callin
I don’t know how to tell this to Spotify, but no ai playlist is gonna beat “The Rotation,” a nonsensical curation of songs that have made my head go “brr” since I first signed up for this app:
about 2 months ago
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Absolutely devastated to announce that juice boxes have paper straws now. Fascism has, unfortunately, won.
2 months ago
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I really wish that we didn’t live in a panopticon surveillance state because I need Google maps to have a “what’s the parking situation?” Option where they go into all the parking lots of places so I can see what I’m getting into
3 months ago
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dadvans | the winnipeg jorts
3 months ago
once again, if tylenol caused autism, america would have a better rail system
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Do I look like shit? Well I feel like shit. I’m ready to chew an eggshell over here.
3 months ago
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My whole thing with life is that it takes as long as it takes, but it takes as long as it takes, you know? Like, things will take as long as they need to take. No more. No less. Just…as long as it takes.
4 months ago
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happy to report that my Harry Potter trivia is getting worse by the minute. can’t wait to use this brain space for something else. who is fumbosmore
4 months ago
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And for my first act as Ruler of the World: no more fucking sound ads ruining my good time. Matter of fact, limited amount of ads you’re allowed to see per day. Go fuck yourselves
4 months ago
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Just installed a tempered glass screen protector on my phone with no bubbles and no dust mites stuck underneath. In case you bitches thought you could ever.
6 months ago
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Something that I’m consciously trying to remember now is that when someone says that someone else “freaked out” or “yelled at” or “went off” on somebody, it usually just means that person had some stern words.
6 months ago
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I’ll never understand people who are averse to washing behind their ears. Do they not know the glory of the feeling of rinsing The Crease™ ?
6 months ago
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✰ megan ✰
6 months ago
sorry i didn’t respond, i was deep in the throes of my little tasks
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I hate white people. I hate them I hate them I hate them I hate th—
7 months ago
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“Young and fine and dark and handsome/the boy from South Detroit keep bossing/and I can’t keep my panties from dropping” sung to the tune of “The Girl from Ipanema” was a cultural moment that we let SZA get away with way too quickly
7 months ago
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Olivia Lux’s diva is so fuckin real, dawg.
#dragrace
7 months ago
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I need. The peasant skirt trend. To die.
7 months ago
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𝔻𝕖𝕖𝕡 𝕋𝕙𝕠𝕥
8 months ago
Hiro Isono
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Why does listening to The Beaches make me want to be unbearably sexy
8 months ago
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Possibly one of the best text convos I’ve ever had
8 months ago
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Aubrey is a WHITE man.
8 months ago
yes white people. more of this.
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Gef the Toking Mongoose
8 months ago
You can't tell me this shit isn't exactly what is going on inside computers
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I have to put ointment and baby powder under my own t*ts every day why on earth would one expect me to have children. My breast is a diaper, you want me to bring someone else into this?
8 months ago
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No but ACTUALLY why did Disney choose to remake Snow White at this point in time. Her enviable beauty is that she’s whiter than white on rice, then she runs away and lives with seven problematic representations of little people. In 2025, why did Disney think this would do numbers.
9 months ago
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Theatre as an institution needs to take a break from Romeo and Juliet. Seriously, unless you’re a high school, it should be widely frowned upon to do Romeo and Juliet. Do literally any other Shakespeare play.
9 months ago
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EVERY SINGLE TIME I HEAR “BUTTONS” BY THE PUSSYCAT DOLLS FT. SNOOP DOGG I HEAR THE NON-SNOOP DOGG VERSION AND IT UPSETS ME. EVEN ON MY OWN SPOTIFY. NO SNOOP. ITS GETTING GASLIGHT-Y AT THIS POINT. PLAY THE SNOOP DOGG VERSION YOU COWARDS.
9 months ago
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cetologist 🐋
9 months ago
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Hoping and praying and hoping that the RPDR fandom doesn’t go too hard on Arietty so that she can’t have an emotional insta PR where we learn about the mean messages she’s gotten and we all have to be nice to her afterwards.
9 months ago
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That movie Flow hurt my feelings.
9 months ago
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These > Teddy Grahams
10 months ago
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happy DST brother!!!
10 months ago
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I feel like I’m turning into the wolf man what is it about March that makes me want to bite
10 months ago
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I cannot seem to find my voice on letterboxd and it haunts me every day.
10 months ago
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S ∆ R E N ✦ 杰敏
10 months ago
I strongly suggest that if you dislike this feature, you write a quick ticket saying so. Annoy the fuck out of them. ⚔️
support.discord.com/hc/en-us/req...
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DST is on its way, but it’s not here yet, and work is trash right now so I must lean on my No.1 once more
10 months ago
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“I’m not listening to you, your eyebrows look like tampons” is a thought I just had
10 months ago
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what the fuck is going on sometimes,
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10 months ago
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i wish i could tweet like pete wentz in 2009.
10 months ago
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I maintain the very real possibility that “Low” by T-Pain is the reason I have bad knees.
10 months ago
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Less than 1 month till daylight savings time babes.
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almost there!
10 months ago
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“I’m Going to Make a Bowl of Cereal: Life with ADHD”-Mercury, 2025
10 months ago
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“Pick yourself up and dust yourself off!” Bitch I’m HEAVY!!
10 months ago
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I still think we should keep up with that trend of calling MAGA-folk weirdos and like, really shaming them in a school-kid way. I really feel like that was working.
10 months ago
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I’ve been on this train for an hour and no one has handed me the original unpublished manuscript of Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix. Fucking bullshit.
11 months ago
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Cups this shape MAKE YOU hold your hand cvnty and i love it.
11 months ago
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Brother looks like skin under a UV light after 40 years of sun damage
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11 months ago
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Anna B.
11 months ago
Some old feelings, but I'm doing better.
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Starbase 80HD 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️🇨🇦
11 months ago
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Ro Salarian
11 months ago
It is far better to be single than to be with someone bad. "Dying alone" in old age is much better than living with someone who kills your spirit. Cheating and beating are not the only reasons to leave a relationship. If they're not improving your life, get out.
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400 hours in a retail store, fast food restaurant, or dine-in restaurant
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11 months ago
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Gay marriage legalized in Canada
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11 months ago
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