Microtransactions.

Welp. The landlords given us 3 months notice after nearly 20 years of being in our house so uhhhh if you wanna buy some stuff (15% off this weekend with MEOW15) or buy me a coffee, please feel free. www.ko-fi.com/wrassletrash...

TK and Mox woke up like idk 2 months ago and decided "yeah we making KOR a star"

Ricochet went Khalid on MVP. #AEWFullGear

That belt looking like the NWA TV title #AEWFullGear 🤼‍♂️

Still am in need of a Willow/Shafir match. #AEWFullGear 🤼‍♂️

Good flippin’ grief. #AEWFullGear. 🤼‍♂️

Not the dreaded Snake Bite?!?! #AEWFullGear 🤼‍♂️

PAC looking like Von Kaiser cosplayer. #AEWFullGear 🤼‍♂️

I wonder if Darby and Osprey have a competition to who can have the longest hood. #AEWFullGear 🤼‍♂️

Mistico is the physical embodiment of a Sade song. #AEWFullGear 🤼‍♂️

Okada and Takeshita in opposite brackets in the C2 then meeting in the finals would be great #AEWFullGear 🤼‍♂️

Mistico and Okada said we don't work the pre show brother

PAC’s taped promos never miss. #AEWDynamite 🤼‍♂️

Luchasauras with Marge’s Simpsons favorite weapon. #AEWDynamite 🤼‍♂️

With DC sponsoring the PPV, I’m really hoping for a comic book type intro. #AEWDynamite 🤼‍♂️

I still have nightmares about my first girlfriend chasing me around with a bottle of tea tree oil and a sharp implement shouting "LET ME AT THAT BLACKHEAD, PUSSY". All women are New Jack. If you don't know that, you haven't had a good, healthy relationship with one.

Keep giving the AEW women's division opportunities!

The AEW women are much, MUCH better at plunder wrestling than the AEW men and everyone in the other companies regardless of gender. They have a much better sense of making it feel like a fight. #AEWDynamite

All the men tonight better stretch because this is going to be a high bar to clear. Women are showing out. #AEWDynamite 🤼‍♂️

If sandwich shops don’t start offering a sandwich named “the acquittal” then what are we even doing

Really looking forward to the Speaker of the House claiming to be unaware of the election results.

tony khan / AEW can we give zohran mamdani a “the mayor of NYC is all elite” graphic please and ty

this genuinely feels like a moment history books will look back on where the Democratic Party was forced to either fix its hearts or die

Normal People Don’t Want This Shit is running away with the vote tonight

I want to do video editing full time. It's a job I know I can do very well but I never had a chance to do it for anyone outside of wrestling (I'm miles above the quality of Kevin Dunn) If anyone is interested, DM me. I have so much time on my hands during the day that needs to be filled.

The Dynamite intro on Wednesday should be stills from the Mox/Darby match, with quotes from all the tweets clutching their pearls. Really lean into it. And then don’t do another I Quit match for a while. Make it the absolute last, most violent step a feud can take.

Like seeing back to back women’s matches and 3 matches in total on a PPV. #AEWWrestleDream 🤼‍♂️

Hell yes to this.

Congrats to @chrismueller.bsky.social on the shoutout for his interview when Stat was walking out. #AEWWrestledream 🤼‍♂️

TBH, it’s kinda messed up that a dinosaur’s tag team finisher is called Countdown to Extinction. It’d be like if Glacier’s finisher was called Global Warming. #AEWWrestleDream

I’ve been saying for 20 god damn years that Christopher Daniels is your favourite wrestler’s favourite wrestler and I feel so fucking vindicated right now. #AEW #Hangman @hangmanpage.bsky.social

@andy.wrestlejoy.com is the man.

We have work in the morning and we get tired

The best explanation of the Stone Pitbull.

That was a solid line.

Yup

At my son’s Tae Kwon Do class and trying to figure why the instructor hasn’t taught them to slap their legs yet.

Someone at the other place posted this screenshot from #Wrestlepalooza

I like Bandido’s mask matches Brody’s boots. #AEWAllOut 🤼‍♂️

Renee must be sick of cutlery. #AEWAllOut 🤼‍♂️

I think you’ll know a match is going well when Danielson does a little giggle. #AEWAllOut 🤼‍♂️

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Let’s Fucking GOOOOO!!! #AEWAllOut 🤼‍♂️

As good of a catch as Paul Turner catching the chair during the first FTR/Briscoes match. #AEW 🤼‍♂️

Brody King should be the wrestler who benefits the most as AEW has lost a few top babyfaces to injury. Crowd’s telling you that he’s their pick. Run with him. #AEWDynamite

Josh Alexander is a guy who would get over in the Continental Classic. Give him a spot, I say. Maybe even one big win in there, hell,