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researching phones today and it makes me wanna pull out my pubic hair i hate money and everything that costs more than 50SEK should be stolen

laughing is kind of like peeing

every videogame should be about girls who have guns

springtime feeling lala~

they're playing :)

lala peep attack

Do you understand that people would be way more understanding of the impossible job moderating a social media site is if you maybe tried to even pretend that you didn't fucking hate us? You treat people who are your sites biggest chearleaders with open contempt, cuz they're not who YOU want here.

[LOADING SCREEN TIP] white usamericans, when comfronted with the fact that they only speak english, will start learning japanese or toki pona

the next time you check my bluesky and see this post you'll be reminded that I'm head over heels in love with you

The Blowjob

@gabystarstudios.bsky.social made a better version lmao

Arrgh!

Grunt.

Talk to the boss. I'm just hired help.

When the goo has cream on it that's what it is all about.

You have my contribution.

I'm just an egg miner.

I am sorry. I thought we might have a common interest.

when a queer creator, especially a furry creator, has a kink account or NSFW account separate from their main, it's your duty as a bystander to shut the fuck up and keep going instead of Moral panicking abt it and sexually harassing that person by "exposing" their fetishes and porn to random people

Creaming you goo is pretty much the best outcome for a swede

Im drinking potionslop. Expired shit that will eat right through my stomach lining. Declaring war on my gastrointestinal system.

When it’s only you and one other guy in the Discord VC

good (terrible) time for the public to learn about v-coding and what happens to trans women in men's prisons.

tapping the sign

Stressed as fuck from that shift. I feel like I'm gonna have ptsd hearing harmonicas now.

I must be pregnant these cravings are killing me

Insomnia is so evil...

Chuckles darkly...

The Swedish expression "grädde på moset" is killing me. Slap some cream on the goo

Idle hands are evil and fucked up

I think I need to get back into rehab and get more help for my back 😮‍💨

I'm tired as shit = Nobody knew that shit got tired before I showed up

I feel like a little freak for this but I LOVE muscle soreness. My abdominal muscles feel so weird and horrible and I love it lots

It's simple. Create a butter homonculus with udders and milk it for buttermilk

Google that's none of your business.

Me last night getting home from the torture party ^_^

Gigglereport: giggled

'bluesky' ... refreshing name, dont you think?

You have to eat your enemies. Yum!

Next cissie I hear self-identify as a chaser is gonna learn to identify as prey

STOP WOOBIFYING CHASERS AAAAA AAA AAAAAAAA AAAA!!!!!! AAAAA!!!! ANOTHER HOSTAGE DIES IN 5 SECONDS. AAA! AAAAAA!!!!!!

Ughhhh just remembered I had a draft on my tumblr blog containing a poem that I hadn't saved anywhere else. Fuck my poop life I really wanted to finish it 😭