Whenever I visit my parents, I like to Seuss-ify the grocery list they keep on a whiteboard on their fridge. Both of these only had one item on the list before I made my improvements.

I know that many other cities don’t plow their sidewalks, leaving it up to property owners. This is completely crazy to me. Our sidewalk plows look like this and they do a pretty good job.

You will be visited by three spirits. The three spirits:

IT'S ALIIIIIVVEEEEE www.kickstarter.com/projects/mal...

THREAD: Judge Ellis is the first federal judge to review extensive body cam video of DHS's actions in Chicago. She finds that DHS *repeatedly* misled the public and made claims that were disproven by agents' own videos. I'll go through some of the most egregious ones here.

Same energy.

Free podcast name idea from the crazy old coot: "A Couple of Wokesters."

The old Costco muffins are back! …sort of. If you live in the PNW near a WinCo Foods, go check them out! #food #costco #winco #muffins youtube.com/shorts/eSOY0...

Hot tip for ppl who live in the Pacific NW & miss the old Costco muffins: WinCo now sells _very similar_ muffins! Maybe a tad bit smaller, but very close. They have all the classic flavors: almond poppyseed, double chocolate, blueberry, & a ton of NEW flavors, like huckleberry lemon! 😋 #food

Hot tip for ppl who live in the Pacific NW & miss the old Costco muffins: WinCo now sells _very similar_ muffins! Maybe a tad bit smaller, but very close. They have all the classic flavors: almond poppyseed, double chocolate, blueberry, & a ton of NEW flavors, like huckleberry lemon! 😋 #food

It’s wild that you can just openly bribe the President of the United States with chunks of gold to get whatever you want, it’s fine, you don’t have to hide it, just say “I am bribing the President with gold,” zero consequences.

I literally just today realized that in Dr. Seuss' pen name "Theo LeSieg" he just spelled his last name backwards. 🙃

Everyone does know what's going on here, right? Should the Epstein evidence bill pass both the House and Senate, these criminals will say it can't be released because there is an active investigation. Never mind that a thorough investigation was completed, and the DOJ was prepared to try Epstein.

I think it is good actually for a platform to have strict rules against calling for / glorifying / joking about gruesome violence against people. We can disagree with people—yes, even truly awful, despicable people like the ones currently running the US—without resorting to promoting violence.

Car Size xkcd.com/3167/

Literally the plot of the Black Mirror episode "Be Right Back."

“Housing shortage – Jews to blame," letter sticker, German Reich, 1938 zwangsraeume.berlin/en/context

Seattle’s long history of hardware heartbreak: Big raises, high hopes, hard landings https://www.geekwire.com/2025/seattles-long-history-of-hardware-heartbreak-big-raises-high-hopes-hard-landings/

I'm begging you all in the media. Please read the emails for more than 2 seconds. They don't just say Trump "knew" about underage girls. THE EMAILS SAY HE PERSONALLY PARTICIPATED.

If you haven’t seen it, this is the video. It’s a serious problem that our government can respond to this video and claim that we didn’t see what we all saw.

I had to check to see if this was real. It’s only the start of a tweet, but it’s real. And the rest of the tweet isn’t better because they’re lying about there being any threat. This is about the viral video you’ve probably seen with the drive-by pepper spray.

10-year loans for groceries with interest-only payments for the first 5 years, adjustable-rate tied to the price of Bitcoin. See, it isn't _that_ hard to come up with a worse idea! 🤪

They're on the shelf right next to Mitt's binders full of women. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Binders...

Trump: "Nobody knows what magnets are."

There is zero excuse for police, in a free society, to wear a mask. Cowards

New pinned post! The Wondermark-themed card game I've been working on all year long, Bolted!, is coming to life on Kickstarter NOV 12. If you missed the first pre-order round this spring, now's your first, best, only and last chance to reserve a copy!

These two trees across the street from me are the same type of tree (bigleaf maple, I think), but one has almost completely lost all its leaves while the other still has ~75% of them. Weird.

"Maybe I should stop feeling my face… but I can't." #OutOfContextWife

Okay, FINE. Since nobody else has done it yet, I made a supercut of Mike Johnson responding to tough questions with "I don't know." Credit to @atrupar.com for highlighting these clips on a near-daily basis. Also posted on YouTube: www.youtube.com/watch?v=mf4F...

Someone should make a website that just compiles all of these insane predictions about NYC.

"World's first potential trillionaire has killed 600,000 people, including 400,000 children" is the only headline that anyone should ever read about Elon Musk

Gross.

Is it too much to ask for just a single headline that uses the word "decimate" correctly for once? This situation is BEGGING for it! "Trump's FAA Decimates Flights Across the US" or something. www.npr.org/2025/11/05/n...

Thanks to @thewaroncars.bsky.social & @nerd4cities.bsky.social for a great event tonight!

just want to reiterate that the first amendment isn't something you "hide behind," it's something that constrains the government's ability to limit your inalienable rights. that distinction is very important

Good. old.reddit.com/r/everett/co...

I love that Zohran did not praise Cuomo in his speech. You absolutely do not have to say nice things about bad people. We should normalize that in “polite” politics: Praising bad people is not actually “civility.”

People who are leaving NYC, please post pix of your U-Hauls!

Traditional American politics is premised on the notion that sometimes you lose and sometimes you win and you have to deal with that. But Trumpism is premised on the notion that any result where you don’t win is illegitimate, unlawful, fraud, criminal. You can’t negotiate with people like that.

"Babies are no longer important because beef." #OutOfContextWife

Get wrecked, Cuomo.

@hankgreen.bsky.social RE: your video about the Louvre heist - You might enjoy the story of this 2009 armored car robbery in the Seattle area. Got a crowd of people to show up dressed like him & got away on an inner tube! Lots more details: www.seattletimes.com/seattle-news...