"They’re not sending their best…"

Complaining that following the Constitution will stop you from doing the thing you want to do is... an admission that what you want to do is unconstitutional. You swore an oath to defend the Constitution. You are violating that oath, Rep. Alford. Time to go home and let someone else do the job.

That looks like it could be a fish… …it's not, though. It's a prostitute. #OutOfContextWife

Trump nominated a legit white nationalist to a top post at the State Department. I asked him some basic questions about his belief in the “erasure of white culture”. Watch this embarrassing, fumbling answer. Like he has never before been asked to explain his views.

The Süper Böwl, on the other hand… dispatches.fm/episode-195-...

Jesus said, “Let the little children come to me—but, hold on. Are these kids & their parents in the country legally? He who breaks the law is a criminal & must be punished.” So he instructed his disciples to round up the illegal children & send them to detention centers. Mark 10:13-16, MAGA edition

Redfin is running a contest to give away a house. I really, really hope that somehow the winner ends up being a guy named Jim. www.youtube.com/watch?v=cd4-...

My neighbors built this retaining wall just under three years ago. The first pic is what it looked like right after it was built. The second pic is today. Just a couple more years and there will be more moss than cinder blocks.

Counting ballots is fraud now because Mikey feels like it is. 🤦🏻

Some of the cherry trees on this street near my house are already blooming. They don't usually bloom until mid-April. This seems like a bad sign. 🌸😬

I've seen the movie Groundhog Day at least 30 times. On today's viewing I came up with a new theory: Ned Ryerson has a device that can induce time loops in people. He uses it to maximize the number of insurance policies he can sell. #GroundhogDay #movies #NedRyerson

❄️ Six more weeks of Winter it is! Phil the groundhog has predicted winter is not yet over during the Groundhog Day festivities in Pennsylvania on February 2, 2026. See Phil's weather-forecasting skills: reut.rs/4anQGQV

Okay, campers, rise and shine, and don't forget your booties 'cause it's cooooold out there today! It's coooold out there every day. What is this, Miami Beach? Not hardly.

Saw Robin Leach's name in the Epstein files. Weird that he never did an episode about that particular lifestyle of the rich and famous. 🤔

The reality is that 2024 was a fundamental test of the moral character of the nation and we failed spectacularly. We’re living with the consequences now. Maybe we improve. I hope so.

Turns out all those "silly" animal costumes at protests have a real, practical use. #AbolishICE

There was an entire movie about what a stupid idea this would be. Multiple movies, actually. This idiotic administration has big Torment Nexus energy.

(Dude suddenly stops pushing his broom across the floor of the Death Star) Does this look like a big laser to anyone else

The more I think about it, the more I’m convinced the Democrats have to push their hand immediately. The parallels with the delays and subsequent failures after January 6th are blaring warning signs about what will happen if they don’t go after the issues with ICE and CBP at the root RIGHT NOW.

"The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing." Right now if you can't even bring yourself to do the absolute bare minimum of condemning murder being committed by agents of the US government, that quote describes YOU. You are the one allowing evil to triumph. [1/2]

We have been told for nearly 30 years that America needed to tolerate mass shootings because the broad availability of guns would help us defend ourselves from an overreaching federal government. That day has come. The people who said this are supporting the federal agents. Many have joined them.

Straight out of the Party playbook from 1984.

It's literally the meme.

Trying to create a shipping label this morning and the USPS website is falling on its face. Six separate error banners popped up just trying to load my address book. 😬

Don't talk to the police. www.youtube.com/watch?v=d-7o...

DOJ investigating whether Denmark lied on its Greenland mortgage.

That traitorous ghoul has obviously never actually watched Star Trek.

Trump declares war on LEGO.

Senate Democrats absolutely have to shut the govt down to stop this ICE insanity in the Twin Cities. This is not sustainable & cannot be normalized. Any Democratic vote to provide money to the thugs who are brutalizing this community is a grave betrayal to the people here. Accountability can't wait.

💯 this. I also can't help but feel like there wouldd be a lot less interest in gambling on every possible thing if people had their basic needs met & felt like they could thrive &maybe even get ahead in a fair economy. But when day-to-day life is rigged against them, they turn to other options…

I want to talk about a dystopian world we are entering - where every moment, event, and crisis just become commodities. Life stops being something we live, but something we sell and trade. It will breed both corruption & emptiness. 1/ A 🧵on why our politics can't ignore this.

I like to imagine my finger As if it were something much bigger. A big toothless shark, Would quite scare my friend Mark. I really can be quite the stinker.

List of great cartoonists worthy of being mentioned today: Bill Watterson, Gary Larson, Charles Schultz, Stephan Pastis, Bill Amend.

The only reason this is a "dangerous time" is because YOUR PARTY is MAKING it dangerous, you evil gremlin.

The Emperor has the best clothes. Everyone is saying that his clothes are the most tremendous.

The US is officially a rogue state. The rest of the world should act accordingly.

The “prosecute the former regime at every level” candidate has my vote in 2028.

The American people electing Trump after he staged a coup attempt 5 years ago was a nail in the coffin of our democracy. You can rationalize it all you want - But inflation! But wokeness! - but ultimately it was a societal suicide attempt and probably the dumbest collective voting decision ever made

We need to be honest with ourselves and our leaders about Venezuela We are a rogue state, a global pariah Trump is ruling as a dictator, period An axis of evil wants to carve up small, resource-rich nations The message for 2026 is clear: No kings! My new column www.inquirer.com/opinion/trum...

Waltzing around the world unilaterally imposing the will of US leadership on sovereign nations couldn't possibly have horrible repercussions down the line… right? Right?

Looking forward to hearing all the explanations from peace-loving, rule-of-law "conservatives" about how unilaterally overthrowing a sovereign foreign nation in violation of national law and the US Constitution is good actually. [1/2]

hey remember when a bunch of middle-aged drunk korean lawmakers climbed the locked gates to the national assembly to hold an emergency session after the president gave illegal orders to the military, all of which ended with said president being sentenced to prison

President Peace strikes again. apnews.com/article/vene...

Sad commentary on the US education system that every retail place feels compelled to post lengthy notices like this explaining the simple concept of rounding to the nearest 5. 🤦🏻

Me, looking back at all the things that happened in 2025.

Someone remake “It’s a Wonderful Life” but Mr. Potter believes that hoarding is morally required so he can devote resources to delivering a far future with trillions of humans while George Bailey is like, “Gosh Darnit! What if taking care of people today is what takes care of people in the future?!”

"Affordability is a con job by the Democrats… a Democrat scam." -DJT