BURGUM: When the sun goes down, solar produces zero electricity HUFFMAN: I want to enter into the record this amazing new technology that apparently the secretary is unaware of -- it's a battery

Trump on Iran War: Reporter: What extent are Americans’ financial situation motivating you to make a deal? Trump: Not even a little bit. I don't think about Americans’ financial situation

slightly increase a band Bismuth Zeppelin *(look I know it's "Led" not "Lead" just let me have this)

Average driver:

Glad to see this post being deservedly, massively ratioed.

These snakes need to watch some classic VeggieTales.

Having owned only an EV for the past 9 years, this is how I feel when I hear people talking about gas prices…

Unexpected visitor on our front porch this morning. www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kjec...

I'm just reflecting the ridiculousness. #OutOfContextWife

Nice try. I'm not falling for that one again. www.fox13seattle.com/news/tacoma-...

This question from the Fox News guy is nonsense conspiracy theory fear-mongering. Some of the "scientists" on the list aren't even scientists at all. One was an admin. assistant (Melissa Casias), another a custodian (Steven Garcia). 🙄 It's really stupid stuff. www.newsweek.com/missing-dead...

It's a tough call between these two books.

Love phoning up my enemies to casually inform them how bad things are going for me and that they are super winning.

Anyone suggesting we should stop accurately pointing out factual ways that the president is wrecking this country on a daily basis, or expressing an opinion about that, because of something a random nut does is espousing a profoundly un-American concept that I completely reject.

The idea that you shouldn't call out evil people doing horrible, evil things because someone somewhere might do a violence is absurd.

Ban lifted pickups, then pass laws so you need a commercial driver's license to operate a regular pickup.

@murderblonde.bsky.social Hey Annie, I'm bringing back the "Pitch Your Game Idea" panel @ PAX West & I think you'd be great on the panel. Just sent you an email w/ some more info (I think, the website didn't have a confirmation it was sent). LMK if you'd be down! www.youtube.com/watch?v=3due...

"Brawndo's got what plants crave."

whAt iS a COrNeR stORe?!?

"The hard right has no interest in religion except to manipulate it." Billy Graham, 1981

TurboTax and H&R Block spent $7 million lobbying the Trump administration to kill Direct File. Both companies donated to Trump's 2024 campaign and inauguration committees.

Same impotent energy.

Stop shopping at Target.

I'm about to see if Everett's housing market is still insane. My neighbor's landlord plans to sell his house. 2 beds, 1 bath, 1,070 sqft on a 2,170 sqft lot with no off-street parking. He wants $475,000 for it. 😵 Good luck with that. Seems to be about $100k overpriced to me. #Everett #RealEstate

@planetmoney.bsky.social Somebody asked why Scabby's sign says "This is not a request to cease deliveries or services" on his appearance here in Seattle & thanks to you I knew the answer! old.reddit.com/r/Seattle/co...

Skibidi-doo… Skibidi-giblet… Skibidi… something? #OutOfContextWife

I hate when fantasy films I made a long time ago begin to come true in real life.

"The problem is the 25th Amendment doesn't provide a clear litmus test for determining when a president is 'unable to discharge the powers and duties of his office.' Is it when he’s constantly falling asleep in public? When he says, 'Praise be to Allah'? It’s impossible to tell." buff.ly/Ij6uGWF

I had a toad in my pocket. #OutOfContextWife

just to be clear, everyone, when 8 pm EDT comes and goes, regardless of what does or does not happen, the president still threatened genocide and war crimes and we should still impeach, arrest, and try him

I am not one of those who believes that history repeats, but consider the following from Herodotus: the Oracle at Delphi told the fabulously wealthy King Croesus that if he invaded Persia he would "destroy a great empire." Croesus invaded and lost--the empire he destroyed was his own.

Hello my name is Alex Goldman and I used to host the Reply All podcast. A lot of people liked that show. Now I make @hyperfixedpod.bsky.social which if you liked reply all you’d probably like well. The thing is that a lot of people who liked Reply All don’t know my new show exists.

When I hear my neighbor's lawn mower in early spring.

Golden retriever runs 15 feet after owner mimes throwing tennis ball

It's like if the scientists in Jurassic Park weren't doing it for a theme park or any other particular reason. They figured out they could clone dinosaurs then started making T-Rexes & Velociraptors & releasing them into the wild just for the hell of it.

Drone footage of today's #NOKINGS protest in Everett, WA. Experimented with recording audio at ground level and synchronizing it with the aerial footage. I think it worked pretty well! www.youtube.com/watch?v=ixXe...

Drone footage thanks to @angryoldtim.bsky.social #nokings

Hey, I actually agree with him on this… Assuming that by "greatest" he means biggest and that the "movement" he is referring to is of the bowel variety. 💩

This is what AI is for—illustrating ridiculous stuff like "The Reptoilet," a portmanteau of reptile & toilet that popped into my head for no apparent reason immediately upon waking up this morning. 🐊🚽

I'm late Gen X—for me it's a proper desktop PC, not even a laptop, but otherwise yeah this is definitely true (and just good practice).