Two politicians are on stage debating their policies. The first politician says to the second one, “You’re lying!” The second politician says “Yes, but hear me out…”

Dear Tiffany, We mostly left you alone because you didn’t come in to the political bullshit. Be smart, don’t do it. We are watching, be best. Concerned citizens of the United States, not Trumpistan

Wait, is this whole birthright citizenship because he hates his kids so much, he wants to ensure 3 of 5 get kicked out of the country? #ThoughtsWhileFallingAsleep

After the regime, it’s gotta be “investigations for all.” But I fear it’s gonna be “I didn’t see nothing.” God. Damnit! #ThoughtsWhiksFallingAlseep

The. Worst. President. Ever! Is the appeal that he’s dumb and drags everyone to his level? It gives dumb people something to aspire to? Or revenge against us nerds? I just don’t get it…

So. Fucking. Cool!

Am I the only one who imagines the pope eating a kielbasa and chain smoking saying “Da Bears!”

Dear California Democratic Party, Talk to the lower polling candidates for governor, get them to drop. If not, I’m betting we split the vote enough to end up with a republican governor. Come on yall…do this for the state you feel so prepared to do the right thing for…

#Nokings #TrumpIsAChildRapist

The left should stop taking republicans seriously. All baseless and double standard lies should be answered with “Fuck you! Next question.” They’re just going to go on fox news and lie. So we should stop giving them answers, just the abuse they dish on to us. So, fuck them, next question?

The president should listen to this guy…he seems to understand things.

TACO Trump

The US is insolvent. It took him 14 months to put the final nails in our financial coffin. So now we are nothing more than a list of failures that Trump has run in to the ground. Hooray!

Save those packing peanuts…

damnatio memoriae: from Latin, to damn the memory of someone. Gaeta, Domitian, Caligula, Brutus. Or in less Roman: Trotsky, Hitler, Hussein…I wonder, when the orange turd finally ‘sheds this mortal coil’, will the people remember him? Or will they topple his images? We will have to wait and see.

Average temperature in LA this time of year is 64-66 degrees. For St Patrick’s Day 2026, the temperature will be 90. Keep in mind, I live near the beach. But still, tell me man made climate change isn’t real.

I don’t know how anyone can think the problems Trump promised to fix, yet hasn’t, are still there, but it’s not his fault. It’s Obama or Biden. Like, at what point do you look at yourself in the mirror and say ‘I fucked up.’?

Eisenhower: Vietnam Nixon: Laos and Cambodia Reagan: Grenada, Iran/CONTRA Bush-I: Iraq-1.0 Bush-II: Iraq-2.0 and Afghanistan Trump: Iran Can't have a GOP administration without a war and recession.

True Story!

I feel seen

Fuck it, being her in and just dunk on her. Let her be belligerent. Every democrat should ask the same questions. Fuck this regime.

“The democrats are pedophiles!” Hey MaGAts, the calls coming from inside the house. Yall wanted pedos to run everything. Congrats, you got it.

I am glad for the Persian community of LA. I just hope they remember it was never about anything altruistic, and the regimes will continue to be the same way…yes, here and abroad.

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Gen Z Is Looksmaxxing by ‘Bonesmashing’ Their Faces

There’s always a tweet…

I’m amazed at how shortsighted this administration is. I mean I’m not, but I want to be. They killed the ayatollah. And they’ll tout that as a victory. Except the next ayatollah will be twice as fanatical. Things to look forward to, I guess.

Casus Belli - the Roman belief in a need for a cause of war or occasion of war. Don’t forget, the Romans traveled with sacred chickens they would sacrifice to read their entrails. I guess a casus belli is no longer expected.

Well, this is great. Thank you to the right wing who are all silent about Trump warmongering. What happened to “Donald the dove”?

I have drafted a press release to the NHL and US men’s hockey… *clears throat* “Fuck you.” Thank you, if you have any questions about my statement, you may address them to that brick wall over there.

I would like to replace our Secretary of Defense please 🇺🇸

Cuz that’ll solve the problem. And is a rational solution.

Is that a gaming headset? Are these assholes enforcing laws or playing Fortnite?

Prices are at record highs, car prices have reached record highs, with the average being 50k. $50,000! But that’s ok, the regime to the rescue! apnews.com/article/trum...

They can fuck all the way off. I get that being (perceived) über Christian is the rights way of “winning”. But there are religious schools. Why do public schools need to be religious? And how is this not exactly what the 1st amendment is for?

Hahahaha!!!!