When integrating a new pet, it’s important to isolate them first. No matter what the big guy sa

This is what I had worried about. Thankfully, the rest of the world hasn’t reacted. I think they know President Shitler is trying to provoke.

Oh fucking agreed!

Has this been done

China is building solar installations. We are stripping any renewable from usage. Power will be free in china soon. We are going to need gofundme’s for power bills.

My dog feels the same way.

So the Germans and the Dutch need to polish up their PKs.

When you take a nap so good that you wake up thinking you're late for school but it's Sunday and you're 59.

This is the only comfortable way for me to sit and work. Slept on my neck wrong.

For the summer solstice, I got righteously stoned. That’s good, right?

No notes

Dear sound team at Levi Stadium…or San Francisco Stadium or whatever it’s called for the World Cup, Jump Around probably doesn’t translate well to the Qatari or Swiss fans. But I appreciate the effort.

It is useless to argue with the morally bankrupt. We do not discuss anything with MAGA. They are incapable of comprehending.

If Elon Musk gave everyone in the world $100, he’d still be an asshole.

ok, all in for Mexico now

Estados Unidos 4 y Paraguay 1. I will be watching all games on telemundo! Because fuck Fox.

It has to start somewhere It has to start sometime What better place than here? What better time than now?

There is zero evidence of voter fraud in California. Using that republicans are being shut out is not proof. This is a majority non-republican state. Los Angeles is a majority non-republican city. GOP ideas are not in the majority. Sorry, not sorry.

June 6 is D-day, probably ANTIFA's most heroic moment.

These poor MAGAts who feel so sorry they voted for Trump…only mad because his policies suddenly affect you. I still don’t give a fuck. Never want to hear a word out of your mouth. Sorry is a little late.

Quick question…we’ll know when it’s time to run. Right?

Vladimir Putin is the worst U.S. president since Elon Musk stepped down last year.

We hates waking up from a nap #caturday

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This

Ken Martin needs to go. You’re the head of the DNC. You pushed out the autopsy to stop people from talking about it. If it wasn’t good, up to your standards, you say “Look, this was done poorly. We are going to do it again. This is all my fault and I take full responsibility.” But no. We get this.

Dear CBS, Go fuck yourselves. Never watching another show. Your dumpster fire of a network is dead to me. Have a great fucking day!

Republicans, answer me this, if you’re right and Trump is the best, what changes? Nothing really. Yall already act like he shits gold cufflinks. But what happens if you’re wrong? All this shit has been lies. All the hate you fomented…all of it. What do you do?

Cuz we all need a little timeline cleaner, here’s a picture of the doggo

"Compromise, conformity, assimilation, submission, ignorance, hypocrisy, brutality, the elite. All of which are American dreams."

Guess I know where Shitler got the idea for his slush fund. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Adolf_H...

This is not normal. Don’t let it be.

Nothing makes you look guiltier than forcing the Justice Department to promise never to investigate your taxes or prosecute you for anything they might find.

Go ahead. Keep calling us Dumacrats. We’ve been calling you Rape-publicans.

Animals can’t grasp the concept of service duty and don't understand why their humans have to leave for a long time. This makes them miss their friends even more. Just look at how eagerly this good boy reaches to greet his owner, who came back from the front to visit❤️

Happy Mother’s Day, even to the CRAZY republicans who, as REPEATEDLY shown, hate women. If THIS is the way you understand thoughts, with STRANGE capitalization, hope this helps you understand. WE think you’re a prick.

This amazing image really captures the Tennessee fight and it's all over the internet. I am reposting it to encourage people to credit photographer Nicole Hester and the Tennessean.

Fucking THIS!!!

Which Department of Justice? America’s? Bull shit! They know who’s doing this. I’m guessing his name rhymes with Farron Crump. Prove me wrong.

John Roberts can say whatever he wants. The justices aren’t political agents? The fuck they aren’t! If they weren’t, why would so many presidents try to pack the court?

Good one. www.orlandosentinel.com/2026/05/06/f...