I’ll be back. Maybe.

Just to understand the concept of a trillion. 1 million minutes ago it was October 21, 2023. A billion minutes ago it was 114 CE. A trillion minutes ago it was 1,900,114 BCE

It’s important on a day like today to remember that our Prime Minister is not a President; he doesn’t act alone. Realize that every single member of the Liberal Party of Canada is complicit in this pipeline decision. If you believe our species needs to combat climate change, can you really vote LPC?

What’s the over/under on Alberta Liberals seats next election? 2.5?

The winds of change blow around you today, dear Libra. Have the courage to break that wind, for nothing changes in your favour unless you make a stink.

Can you imagine the reaction if Carney declared that Alberta HAD TO build 10,000 windmills and a dozen solar farms?!

History will judge Conrad Black to be one of the most dastardly figures in Canadiana.

The stretch of the Trans Canada Highway here in southern BC which these morons are going to congest is dangerous on a sunny day. It’s pouring rain with poor visibility today, but hey, endangering others for self-indulgence is what these yokels are all about!

hey guys i made a seasonal meme

I haven’t been Christian for 30 years, but for some reason felt compelled to open my bible today… This is what I have found out: the best thing anyone can do is to eat and drink and enjoy what he has worked for during the short life that God has given him; this is man’s fate. Ecclesiastes 5:18

I think it’s time we show Hoekstra to the border.

i think if you want to have those disgusting LED headlights on your car, you should have to do a test where they blast you point blank with your own headlights and then you have 15 seconds to successfully complete some sort of vision-based task, and if you can't do it they push your car off a cliff

If you’re in BC, go outside right now and look up! We don’t get clear skies very often in November, and the Aurora is exceptional tonight!

Bluesky needs a filter to block AI ‘art’

Quoting Revolution-era Franklin to make a point about freedom is like quoting Ken Burns on brevity being the soul of wit.

I don’t want to believe that the CFL rule changes are to make the sport more gambling ‘friendly’. I really don’t want to believe that, but I kind of do.

I doubt MTG can turn a new leaf, but I fully support her attempt at abandoning hatred and division.

Like it or not this technology is here to stay and if you don’t use it you’ll fall behind in your industry

I didn’t watch the Grey Cup because I’m mad about the rule changes, but I’m deeply satisfied that the opening score was a rouge.

The Dude remains friends and bowling partners with Walter no matter what. That's unconditional love. #TheBigLebowski #TCMParty

How would the Mensa tally play out amongst the four houses of Hogwarts?

Is it too early to be stoked for Spaceballs 2?

Frig it; I’m going to have a poutine today!

😎🌵🪴 Three Bob Ross Paintings Sold at Auction for $600k to Support Public TV amid Funding Cuts: 1. "Home in the Valley" (1993) $229,100 2. “Cliffside” (1990) $114,800. 2. “Winter’s Peace” (1993) $318,000

We are barely a century removed from human zoos. That’s beyond screwed up. Hell, one of the Dionne quintuplets is STILL ALIVE. No wonder the aliens haven’t said hello, yet.

Never again

David Rodríguez with an incredible bicycle kick goal to level the game for Ottawa

Only 14 albums in the history of music have sold 20+ million copies in the U.S. aka Double Diamond Strange collections of LPs I only have physical copies of 2 (ACDC and The Beatles)

Five years ago today, I tested positive for Covid-19. I almost didn’t make it through the next week. Every day since has been a bonus. Sometimes I forget that, but every November 4th is a reminder that I’m still here, and the world’s just going to have to deal with it.

Dick Cheney died. Oh wow! Fifty cents off of corn!

There will be much celebration in the Los Angeles Prefecture tonight!

Every Toronto sports fan has been this kid. I know I have. #KerryFraser

If anything truly is possible, I shouldn’t give up my life’s ambition of playing the bad guy on an episode of The Littlest Hobo.

If Jesus came back as an American woman and ran for president, would She win?

Imagine how many terrorist attacks could be ‘thwarted’ if the US stopped bombing Venezuelan fishing boats.

Murder on the Orient Express

Didn’t pay any tariffs today. Won’t pay any tariffs tomorrow. Living in a free country kicks ass! 🇨🇦

The Assumption of the Virgin, by Guido Reni, 1597, 📸 via @RoysEnergy

The winner of the Canada–Japan “World Series” will play the winner of England–Australia for The Ashes, as documented in the nonfiction series “The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy”

Funny how rain clouds make for the best sunrises. Nicomen Island, British Columbia.

Just realised that we are all, by definition, time travellers.

All Canada had to do was just get along for a few years and present a united front to stand against US aggression. Instead, a couple of very greedy premiers have decided to hold the nation hostage for their own personal enrichment. That, my fellow Canadians, is essentially treason.

STATLER; "This funeral is so boring, I'm jealous of the guy in the coffin! Ah ha ha ha ha!" [Statler turns to the empty chair next to him and sheds one tear]

Every time a “good american” makes this joke, the reparation payments get bigger

Portland is 410 km from Chilliwack, BC. If the Americans tried that here, I can’t imagine we’d dress up in frog costumes and peacefully allow this crap to go down. Would we stand a chance? Probably not, but there’d be heaps and heaps of dead Canadians that didn’t lay down for these Nazis.

If our society valued elbow grease in the same way we value oil, there would be significantly less poverty.

Red sky at morning, Sailors take warning. Looks like rain today here on Nicomen Island in beautiful British Columbia.

If Trump wins the Nobel Peace Prize, I’m boycotting fjords.