planning a last-minute trip to @amazefest.bsky.social this week! say hello to me if you're there. (cat unrelated.)

yeah I'm sure your hometown is great and all. but did Dolly Parton once come to YOUR hometown and become so touched by the people's kindness she wrote a song about it?

broke: i'm self-conscious about my zit in public :( woke: nobody notices or cares about this zit as much as I do bespoke: i'm zitmogging everyone on this train rn

when you exploit my labor this is who you're exploiting btw

planning a last-minute trip to @amazefest.bsky.social this week! say hello to me if you're there. (cat unrelated.)

Our first baby announce trailer is up! www.youtube.com/watch?v=goJP... Wishlist Shady Business on Steam: store.steampowered.com/app/4694460/...

it's literally impossible to do work with fewer than 3 screens

haunt-a-virus? what is this, House Beneviento?

autocorrect on phones worked well when it was introduced but has gotten worse every year since then. why.

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Lunchables are basically abendbrot

people who want "faithful film adaptations" of games are wrong but I DO want a faithful adaptation of Elden Ring. disjointed storytelling, important plot details delivered via a pamphlet they hand you, post-credits scene that's just a three hour youtube video explaining what actually happened, etc

holy shit today now was the best web series ever made

always surprised when someone around my age is a fan of Michael Jackson bc *my* first exposure to him in media was as "that notorious pedophile who dangles babies off balconies"

work buddy

unfortunately I still miss living in seattle every day

Just got the final word count for our upcoming update. That's a lot of words! ✍️

cannot believe google has removed the function to search for exact phrases by surronding them with quotation marks example #597 why AI has made my daily life and work harder, less efficient, and more frustrating

Maya Angelou on the joys of being edited

me as a caveman personal trainer

lied that I was Canadian for the first time ever

i love doing my taxes

✨cozy game✨ where you can befriend a character based on a real-life woman, whose story of saving John Smith at the age of 11 is completely ficticious, and who was later kidnapped and worse by colonists until she was forced to marry a tobacco farmer & then sent to england to die

remembered a good tweet

super disappointing to learn Emily Dickinson used AI to write all those poems :/ (dashes are a dead giveaway)

ai is so good

never worried about the karaoke machine breaking down because I know The Worst Pies in London by heart

the Artemis II crew just posted a new photo. what the fuck

as a former hater, I'm coming around on April Fool's Day. these days you should never trust a single thing you see ever in any context so it's good practice

In our upcoming update, we're fixing all the characters' personalities to make them *nice*! ✨🫶  Here's a preview:

yet another win for 1993 version truthers

they should bring joel back

finished Requiem over the weekend I still want to finish my playthrough of the series and do a ranking but for me, I do think it's top tier

getting into Resident Evil at a young age helped me learn early on that it is NEVER worth being part of a fandom

Nintendo Switch 2 Welcome Tour concurrent player count is WAY down. dead game already?

this is why Grace Ashcroft can barely shoot a gun btw

I feel like a freak bc I don't think Leon in Requiem is hot...

local politics update: the mayor of Munich just said the N word in city hall 2 days before the election

me 🤝 grace: - platinum blonde - on reddit - extremely cowardly - should not be FBI agents

they never showed Ethan Winters' face in Resident Evil because he's DL trade

toned my hair more platinum in honor of Grace Ashcroft

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just realized Blue Prince is a pun on bloop rinse

"my goat is washed" idk why you're upset you sound like a great farmer??

For the first time in 25 years of Gallup polling, more Americans say they sympathize with Palestinians than with Israelis.