Someone please help my goldilocks ass cat find a properly sized box

Observe my #pokopia storage dungeon

Git down from there (I need more iron) #pokopia

I DIDN'T REALIZE IT WAS GONNA MAKE THE WHOLE HOUSE BLUE??! #pokopia #pokemon

I want a sandwich named after me a la "Rachel" or "Rueben" but the "Maddie" is just a fancy grilled cheese with the most delicious sourdough bread.

The Nac Mac Fungal 😮

Finally accurately captured my pov when my cat gets me up in the morning.

Oh how am I doing? Oh fine, just continuing to get personally and furiously offended at inanimate objects for *checks notes-- being in the places ~I put them~ instead of the places I think they ~should be~

Another wonderful red line morning commute brought to you by wmata

Several Nerds is wet and wild this week, with #pokemon Unbound Soul Link at 8:30 pm TONIGHT, and #stillwakesthedeep TOMORROW at 8pm. ( @tomhausman.bsky.social , @maudecho.bsky.social , @jakemyday.bsky.social , @louismicheli.bsky.social , and @2cubby.bsky.social ) twitch.tv/severalnerds

UGH it is EXHAUSTING being a pisces, scrolling to the end of all these astrology meme posts, sometimes having to find a part two. JUST SHOW ME WHAT PASTA SHAPE I AM GODDAMIT

Incredible scenes at Audi Field

*turns on radio Radio: "vice president jd Vance will address the annual march for life today..." *turns off radio

Resisting the urge to re-download tik tok is hard when reels be like: ad, ad, thing I saw on tik tok 3 weeks ago, sponsored post (aka ad), round up of ancient Tumblr posts, ad, one regular post, plz get threads Omg, ad

I'd like to be tired at an appropriate time for once. Seems cool and nice and chill.

The alt text on this 😂

Silly lil ootd from yesterday.

"If a woman doesn't look woman enough to a Republican, they want to be able to inspect your genitals to use a bathroom? It's disgusting. Everyone should reject it completely... they're endangering women, they're endangering girls of all kind, and everyone should reject it. It's gross." - AOC

Without downloading any new pics, where are you mentally?

Voting Hillary 2016 and Voting Kamala 2024

the transition from hot weather clothes to cold weather clothes is so delightful for many reasons but my favorite is that the average number of usable pockets I have on any given outfit increases DRAMATICALLY. But also where the hell are my earbuds???

More mad at the catholic church than usual rn bc literally how dare they drop this perfect Halloween costume inspo right as it's too late for me to do

Quote from the wife: "Do you want any more of that? Because if not, I'm gonna slam-a-jam it down my gullet."

They should invent a law school that actually teaches you literally anything about the actual, day-to-day practice of law.

Kamala Harris: "Those who came before us—the patriots at Normandy and Selma, Seneca Falls and Stonewall, on farmlands and factory floors—they did not struggle, sacrifice, and lay down our lives only to see us ... submit to the will of another petty tyrant."

@jakemyday.bsky.social absolutely getting @2cubby.bsky.social's ass

They've been trying to reach you about your cars extended warranty.

I hate going to gay Halloween parties. What do you mean you're The poison. The poison for Kuzco, the poison chosen especially to kill Kuzco, Kuzco's poison?

Update this DID NOT work and disintegrated the plastic clips. Perhaps I am not the innovative genius I thought 🫠

I hate using aluminum foil to get gel nail polish off so I am INNOVATING.

He's very helpful

Me: I am not gonna be a psl-on-day-one girl, I am not gonna be a psl-on-day-one girl, I am not gonna be a psl-on-day-one girl Starbucks: how about a 🍁🎃🍂 PUMPKIN CREAM CHAI LATTE?!? 🍁🎃🍂 My basic ass: FUUUUUUUCCCKKKKKK

every tik tok recipe is like: "here are my chicken, spinach, mozzarella, and pepper stuffed rolls and you ONLY NEED 2 INGREDIENTS to make THEM ☺️😇😍!!" And I'm like:

Feel like I aged decades today because I am ~truly excited~ to organize my many vitamins and supplements in this bad boy

Tried to show Maisie a cat magic the gathering card but she can't read =(

WFH buddies

Please god no more shouty speaker phone calls/ videos blasted at full volume on public transit. I am begging you.

If we're all being forced to go to work in the climate apocalypse the LEAST we as a society can do is make business shorts an acceptable thing and I will die on this hill.

Told the internet I may be selling my car and let me tell ya I have never felt so popular in my life. Constant texts! 7 missed calls! I'm basically a celebrity!

Not to be the most obnoxious person on the face of the planet but I just did a 630 am yoga class and then I found $20 on the street on my way home 🙂

Spent the morning climbing with @maudecho.bsky.social ! We send our first green today!