I have a huge idea: what if we kill off one of the two redeeming parts of our show ❤️❤️❤️❤️ - Welcome to Derry show runner, I assume.

I am an accountant and this is very serious to me. To the designer who updated the Calculator App and changed the calculator field font BUT NOT the button font???? You're not seeing heaven.

First ever #Godpack in Pokemon TCG Pocket, immediately followed by the shiny Machamp Full Art, and thus completing my full shiny set for the Machop line. Lemme go buy a lottery ticket!

Dang, should I play the lottery today?

Taking a break from only being logged in on p*rn accounts to say that I think the next "The White Lotus" should feature the entire cast of "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia" but doing like... actual dramatic acting. They could do it, they are all good actors!

1 - Final Destination is back on HBO Max so I am doing my first re-watch and am excited. 2 - I KNEW he looked familiar at the time, but Devon Sawa is the man who dicks down Deborah Vance in Season 2 of Hacks 🤯

Choosing to believe that today is a lucky day, because I actually got good pulls in my PTCG packs. I also got the Palkia DX, but I was more excited about my cvnty Mismagius 💅

Ugh, I love the full art trainer cards sm (also, daddy 👉👈)

I fear my non-understanding of skibidi toilet is what is pushing me over the edge on this Sunday

I just do not like Szie Toot - fantastic drag, so funny, super talented - just...not liking her.

This remake of The Grudge is BAD. Like obviously, minus points because of Sarah Michelle Gellar not being in it, but also because the movie didn't need to be changed! Why is this SO FUNDAMENTALLY DIFFERENT! IM FUMIN!

Got my hair cut short for the first time in a long time 👉👈

Deodorant sticks should be a circle instead of an oval because: 1 - You stink and need a few passes anyway, smear that around your pit & NOT just one pass. Get in there, and a few times. 2 - They fall over too easily and I am SICK of it, I am SICK.

Me, getting my 14th Dedenne but still no Aerodactyl alt art:

I just knowwww Bobby Flay has bad breath or gross toe nails, there is something insidious and demented about that thing

The proper balance of a relationship is one half of the couple getting ready to go to Horse Meat Disco (Tom) and the other half buying Lego flower sets (me)

I can't wait to put myself in a bad mood by listening to Ethel Cain tomorrow!

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Look how pretty my baby is

Watching #agdq - is Astrobot just 2024 Super Mario Sunshine?

Still haven't pulled a normal Wigglytuff EX but now have TWO full arts, I'm gonna throw up

Y'all ever get so horny that you manifest a plague demon to blow out your back every night? (I don't know if I fully understood Nosferatu but like...I think I am in the ballpark)

Merry Christmas, gays

Currently making Christmas dinner - watch this space 👀

As Squid Game 2 is upon us, I want to once again work myself into a fit over the DUST y'all paid to "Midnight Mass" which released at the same time and was better and more compelling in every single way 🧛‍♂️✝️🙏

Gonna start a bullet journal for 2025 and make it my personality.

Don't mind me, just annihilating a lobster roll you guys

SHE IS JUST A BABY

Insider scoop: doing a happy hour on Monday night and then a coffee outing on Tuesday morning is a brain rotted, stupid dummy idiot thing to do!

Cut my finger baking bread 🥲

Selfie time

I love when I can start wearing my yellow beanie 🥺

You can tell the antidepressants are working, because this is the first year Ethel Cain & "Piano Focus" aren't listed 💅 Instead I was shaking booty 🤪

I would absolutely be a grass type trainer and be besties with her

Haunter, Haunter, Onix, HauNTER, ONIX, ONIX, HAUNTER, ON-

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Is the onion soup still french if it's made by an Italian? Jury is out!

Learning it's called "Dan da Dan" not "Dan Dan Dan"

Soaking in the TUB, playing some POKEMON, day-drinking a BEER, it is gently SNOWING, wow! Immaculate vibes!

Wish you were here to eat the food I made, it was really good! - Roasted Turkey - Giblets & Drippings Gravy - Claire Saffitz' Chive Rolls - Harissa & Crème Fraîche Carrots - Sausage and Sage Dressing - Bacon Haricots Verts - Herb-Infused Mashed Potatoes - Cranberry Sauce w/ Orange Zest - Red Wine ❤️

I am never going to beat the girlboss allegations - I LOVE Thanksgiving, I LOVE cooking, I LOVE making lists, and YES I staged the photo, too. 🙂‍↔️

Gotta do gravy, rolls, spatchcock & dry brine the turkey, and make the pie - I LOVE COOKING

I cannot wait to do a Thanksgiving cooking photo dump 😩 I wanna be an internet cook so badly, not an ACCOUNTANT, THE FUCK.

Tom and Louis sit still for a photo challenge

Not to constantly post about Pokemon TCG Pocket, but the way Vileplume & Exeggutor are haunting me - I just want my grass babies!

I woke up at 7:30, opened my little booster pack, scrumpt, and went back to bed.

Just two guys, sitting on other ends of the couch, 'cause they're not gay!

Top 9 by rarity, and I still haven't pulled ANY version of Mewtwo - gonna SCREAM

Having this would fix me, I know it!

Having to get through 2.5 more days before I can cook a Thanksgiving FEAST, this is cruel