Punch the Monkey is like if Moo Deng made you want to kill yourself

E-6000 stole so many brain cells this Christmas season

Special thanks to No Land Beyond for hosting our Cute Animals on Ice Launch Party recently. Big thanks to everyone who showed up to hang out and try out the game. 📸 : @jakemyday.bsky.social #thankyou #nolandbeyond #cuteanimals #gaming #letsplay

the fucking Weeble Wobble of America stay DOWN

do you think the guys from TAPS ever explored each other's bodies

Inside you there are two wolves. They're...not doing great

Guess who's back on his bullshit (it's @jakemyday.bsky.social ) ((A little after 8:30 on twitch.tv/severalnerds))

Speak your truth girl

...well one of us is gonna have to change

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Queer as in Muppet fan for life, gay as in I've been praying for Sabrina Carpenter to get an acting gig because she is Funny, and homosexual as in Seth Rogan I will [REDACTED]

nobody mourns the wicked

Thick thighs save lives but CAN'T melt steel beams #neverforget 😔

The killer's still on the loose? McDonalds employees of Pennsylvania, your redemption arc is upon us

If the far-right misogynist with a bad haircut wants to villainize independent women, Jezebel is more than happy to be the hag of his nightmares. www.jezebel.com/we-paid-some...

God if this is what today's like, imagine how it's gonna be when It finally happens

"How DARE you say that, that man's a FATHER" "I thought you people wanted ACCEPTANCE" "I didn't like him either but I'm not joking about this"

Shonda, if you're on here, this would make a WILD episode of Grey's Anatomy

Between Charlie Kirk being shot and a Secret Lives of Mormon Wives star being the next Bachelorette, someone's gonna make a We Didn't Start The Fire entirely around Utah events

Real turning point in the USA today

he's POUTING cause I played a cat game and not a game with my cat

lately when i’m feeling hopeless i just think of the Katamari cat wearing scuba gear. if she can survive in an inhospitable environment then so can i

So like...8+ years of musical education didn't prepare me at all for Hi-Fi Rush, huh

this ones for the 🐈's (and Chef) We're playing Jumping Jazz Cats, tonight at 8pm, come see us be frustrated by digital cats and that makes us adore our physical cats even more! @maudecho.bsky.social , @2cubby.bsky.social , @jakemyday.bsky.social , and @louismicheli.bsky.social

My mental health has been Stonks Down lately so here we are again to post!

Out at the Eagle on a S*nday night

Heat 👋👋👋

Go O's

If a 33 year old socialist immigrant Muslim can win the Dem mayoral nomination in a landslide in the biggest city in the entire country Fuck it man, the game is on, get this shit moving and start fighting

sneaking these into one of those YouTube liminal spaces playlists to do psychic damage to the stoned

New Yorkers and Baltimoreans embrace for now both of us have A Hot Mayor

Tuning into King of Drag

oh we WILL be joking bitch

Making a big investment in my comedy career today

what do you MEAN I have all the tools in front of me to make what I want in this life happen and all I have to do is to pick them up and use them

Reporting live from restaining my coffee table in the backyard, I can confirm three things, in order of increasing hotness: 1. The rapidly increasing temperature 2. My rapidly increasing sweat levels 3. The consistently stellar nature of the lineup tonight Use code "GAYRIGHTS" for 30% off your 🎟️

I have some...constructive criticism for Pride next year

So we tried setting up the game for tonight, and all we got was this screen over and over? Come help @maudecho.bsky.social and @2cubby.bsky.social figure out what's up around 8pm... twitch.tv/severalnerds

"What is common knowledge in your field, but shocks outsiders?" ...I work in climate change y'all don't wanna know

Still physically+spiritually+financially recovering from the weekend, so come play Pokemon w/ me twitch.tv/severalnerds

Several Nerds is wet and wild this week, with #pokemon Unbound Soul Link at 8:30 pm TONIGHT, and #stillwakesthedeep TOMORROW at 8pm. ( @tomhausman.bsky.social , @maudecho.bsky.social , @jakemyday.bsky.social , @louismicheli.bsky.social , and @2cubby.bsky.social ) twitch.tv/severalnerds

Happy Pride Baltimore someone threw this at my head 🙂‍↕️

You think you can hide out in OUR CITY after what you did to Steve Irwin???

Team MTA is ready for the #BaltimorePride parade today! Get your MTA pride merch here mdtransitmerch.com! #ExploreBaltimore

Being the gay oldest brother is A Privilege

"High at Costcos" daughter or "Drunk at Sam's Club" son

I see SO MANY PEOPLE talk about how hard it is to make friends as an adult and finding community, but then follow it with "But I don't like to go out, bars aren't for me, I'm not really into physically active sports, I mostly just go to bed after work" like...you gotta get out there a bit babe!

Someday I'll understand what people get out of these movies