Oh, that’s a good one.

Stephen Miller is a cunt. 🖕🏻 Thank you for coming to my TedTalk.

Trump asked for this…

😂😂😂

All this outrage over Bad Bunny is making me laugh. That man could be singing me a song about how much he hates me and I wouldn’t even care. He’s FINE as hell. I’ll be tuning in just to watch him dance even if I don’t understand any of it. 🤷🏻‍♀️

I think this administration has underestimated how many of us Gen X’ers are in perimenopause right now. Just that alone has made me very STABBY. You want to make it worse? Show me a picture of that puss, Mike Johnson.

1 transgender shooter GOP: "We must institutionalize all transgenders!" 47,209 white male shooters GOP: "This is the cost of freedom."

Excellent idea

Too funny

He’s still on the Epstein list. 🤷🏻‍♀️

Guess who has never had a problem riding the UN escalator? We should probably make sure the thin-skinned Cheeto knows about this.

BREAKING: House of Representatives to force vote on release of Epstein Files, in defiance of Speaker Johnson's attempts to silence them.

While we can all still post here per the first amendment, I’d like to say… Donald Trump is a loser who sucks at golf, has a small ween and everyone hates. Go fuck yourself. And put me on whatever list you want. I don’t care. 🖕🏻🖕🏻all the way off.

This entire administration is mentally fucking incompetent. Someone yeet me into fucking space, please.

You cannot celebrate Charlie Kirk as a advocate of free speech as well as Trump using the FCC to silence his critics. Pick a lane, stupids.

Hulu and Disney plus are now offering 70% off subscriptions, and in response I am offering Hulu and Disney plus 70% off deez nuts.

Is this too much to ask for? 🛸👽

MAGAT ALERT!!!

MASSIVE BREAKING: Judge strikes down Trump's $15 Billion lawsuit against the New York Times. WINNING!

10/10

ABC Disney+ Hulu+ ESPN+ Boycott Disney parks. Boycott all Marvel movies. And more. Cancel the stock!

Jimmy Kimmel should have stuck to acceptable comments, like suggesting that homeless people be executed

#FuckABC #FuckDisney #FuckHulu and #FuckTrump

Fuck all the way off. 🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻

Time zones are incredible; it's different times all around the world. For example, in America, we've gone back to 1934 Germany.

I think I speak for all of us collectively when I say: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Protect your peace (or whats left of it) this weekend. Its a lot and social media is and has been a dark place this week especially. Hug a loved one, pet a dog, get an extra scoop of ice cream. Love most of you.

Folks, we've got something that Donald, the Republicans, and their idiot MAGA followers don't have, a brain for one thing, honor, courage, love for those less fortunate, and a great desire for our country to be her very best. We're better than they are in every way. Let's not forget that. 👠

ALIENS: Bring us to your leader! ME: No. You'll make fun of us.

FYI- all his replies scream MAGA.

BREAKING: Capitol Police have alerted members of Congress and staff to an “incident” unfolding at the Democratic National Committee (DNC) headquarters in Washington, D.C. Senate staffers were told to shelter in place immediately as police respond on the scene.

WE HAVE A GUN PROBLEM IN AMERICA. FULL STOP.

Today’s act of political violence in Utah against Charlie Kirk is absolutely disgusting and unacceptable. We don’t have to agree on everything, but we should all agree on this: political violence is wrong, and has no place in our democracy

We can set an example for the whole nation in this election.

I know two things about Rudy Giuliani: 1) IDGAF what happened to him or what kind of shape he’s in but whatever did happen; 2) it sure as shit didn’t go down like that.

Say what you want about Gavin Newsom, but he’s the first politician I’ve seen take on Trump and not faceplant. Democrat or Republican, nobody else has pulled that off.

BREAKING: Kilmar Abrego Garcia has been released from prison at the order of a U.S. magistrate judge in Tennessee after being imprisoned illegally, and is now on his way back to Maryland to see his family.

If your instinct is to criticize those of us celebrating a moment of joy & happiness just because the country is falling apart, go touch grass! As a single parent, I can reassure you that we’re capable of fighting fascism at the same fucking time. Don’t let the bastards get you down.

If your instinct is to criticize those of us celebrating a moment of joy & happiness just because the country is falling apart, go touch grass! As a single parent, I can reassure you that we’re capable of fighting fascism at the same fucking time. Don’t let the bastards get you down.