The piss tank on the ISS is now 55% full.

Class war possum is available on a tshirt, I have one and it is great. octophant.threadless.com/designs/clas...

I hope ChatGPT gets measles.

Post a pic you took, no context, to bring some zen to the feed.

Hell isn't even close to full so the good news is there's plenty of room for all the parties involved.

Lmao

First downy woodpecker (?) of the year out in the yard, hooray for birds.

Stepping away from government work to spend more time stealing copyrighted materials.

#Missoula window cat

Stunning moss mimicry on this harvestman

In a broom closet far, far away, Graham Platner's "social media intern" prepares to get thrown under the bus.

In a 5-minute phone call to dispatchers, a federal immigration officer requests police backup last October to help with a kid tailing him on a motorized bicycle. "I need someone here now, or else I'm going to have to shoot this kid," the officer said on a recording of the call obtained by OPB.

$5 says Glenn has a bunker full of German stump porn that would make Larry Flynt blush.

Assuming they survive to adulthood, this guy's children are going to send a bunch of therapists' kids (and their kids) to college.

"Punch Nazis" Sticker spotted in the Mission District, San Francisco

Massive trash bandit poking around on our back deck #DoubleWide #Missoula

Vladimir I. Lenin Nuclear Power Plant 26 April 1986

the empty souls of my enemies have no nutritional value

Noted thief Anthropic pissing the bed because somebody else is <checks notes> stealing from them.

Senate Democrats are still voting to confirm Trump's lifetime appointments to the federal bench. There are probably a few more Judge Cannons in there. Well done, balloon heads. (For the record, 12 Senate Democrats voted to put Judge Cannon on the bench in November 2020.)

Good-sized finance account that's often reposted by some even bigger names in media/finance seems to think the degenerate gamblers at Kalshi are a source for the weather.

This Duluth Trading store is playing Joy Division on the overhead speakers.

<taps sign>

If you’d like to be run over by a vehicle piloted by an inattentive muppet in Lycra™️, might I suggest being near the Peak Downtown parking lot at the top or bottom of the hour? Godspeed.

Lost amid the focus on tariffs yesterday was the increase in the PCE inflation index the Fed uses to determine monetary policy. #Econ #EconSky #Economists

TGIF #NeighborhoodEats

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the only thing stronger than fishtopher's chomps is lover's love

I don’t recall seeing this in my contract

⬇️ Arsenal supporters everywhere ⬇️

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Three sure things in life: death, taxes, and Arsenal shutting off after they score a goal.

McDonald's is expecting to sell a heck of a lot of Filet-O-Fish for Ash Wednesday today, but just think of how much better it would be if they served them in a CAPTAIN CROOK SEA BAG! This was McDonalds' first-ever attempt at a kids meal, from early 1975.

"It's not butter, it's Imperial, muthafukkas."

I’m old so it was a film projector and “The Red Balloon.”

Fed’s gotta hike

15 years ago today I arrived on Downing Street in a cage. I've seen off Cameron, May, Johnson, Truss and Sunak and I'm still going strong. Only two Prime Ministers have ever done longer stints here: William Pitt the Younger and Sir Robert Walpole. Bill and Bob - I'm coming for you... (Photos AP)

We're now just two days away from the return of the Shamrock Shake! Unfortunately, no word on if Uncle O'Grimacey will be back or if his rumored public statements supporting the IRA will keep him retired for another year.

#Cats Fans were leaving with Griz down by 6 with 2 minutes left. 🤔

Former Foreign Office chief mouser Palmerston dies in Bermuda The cat retired from public life in 2020 before being redeployed overseas.

With a heavy heart I have to share the news that my friend Palmerston has passed away at the age of 12. You'll be missed so much. A true Diplocat setting a fine example to us all. Time to put your paws up and run free OTRB 🌈 RIP Palmy 💔