Gott my nails done (hahah nott relly i donot lett Momb messwith my clawse)

🎶gonna be goingtu be goulden 🎶

Behaviores Report: 100% goode!

Fizgig: still beautiful

La almuerzación

Goodnight everyone 💞. Dream of a better world ☮️. I know that's not easy right now. #Goodnighteveryone #KindnessMatters #WeMissYouRex #Dogsofbluesky #LoveYouRex #SweetDreamsSpike

Goodnight #cat #cats #catsofbluesky

Goodemorning Gonzobongos! Yez, thare hazbin honkerbonkery, heheheh.. .

Behaviores Report: 90% goode, 5% menase of Ludo, 5% generol mayhams

I appologuise if i cawsed anny erthqwacks, i just relly needed to sharen my clawse

Latenite archival babbyGonz time!

My big supervisor supervising my work.

Comin owta warp!

Agent of Khaos, my werk is done

Ma Dade let th me mayke th bed furr ma burfdai - all bi maself! Ok, hims did halp. A LITOL wiff th hevee bankies, butt othurwize itt all th ME! 🤎😸

MICROBIO GRITA TU RUUUT

Goodemorning Gonzobongos! We are insuring taht brakefeast is ontime

Behaviores Report: 100% goode!

Stoopid tale stoopid stoopid tale!

Goodemorning Gonzobongos! Itis varry wendy outside heer todaye wendy and noizy and i donot like it!

FIZGIG PAY AN TENSION TO ME!

Goodemorning Gonzobongos! Habby Caturday!

46 seconds of Fizgig smelling the Maruchan

Veddio behaviores Report: 95% goode 5% trespaced on tha hellocobber shelve. Note: i only left tha shelve becawse i CHOOSED TO.

Behaviores Report: 100% goode

Halp !my earse are tryingto exscape!

Sombtimes yu just gotta rubb yore fasce on a shobbing bagh.

Lodt of peebel sey “oh cate cannodt tipe” “noe cate nebber tawk like dat” like Imb nodt an reel cate an haff noe thots of mine own. Well, dis hoo run dis accownt; enny kweshuns haters??? Noe?? Imb dident think soe.

Let them stay in their home

About to crash out here--we just had to deplete our rent money even more to keep water & power from being shut off, and we are against the wall bigtime. Landlord is going to court monday to file eviction if we don't pay our rent for this mth, & I am about to lose my shit. I don't even know, y'all.

Let's help them out Please

Hey @gonzo.bsky.social -- You and your Momb and Dade have done a lot for me so far, & I am grateful. But things are getting worse--what we had for rent had to get paid for water & power & fuds, and we're 1200 short...and the landlord is going to court Monday. :( gofund.me/7b58b97d7

Goodemorning Gonzobongos! Woulde yu like to see an perfikt loaf? Heer yu go:

Behaviores Report: 100% goode!

Goodemorning Gonzobongos! Hallo! Howdy ! Hhi!

Imb in tha zone.

Behaviores Report; 95% goode 5% trespaced on tha hellocobber shelve (tha Clazzik)

Hear, let me distorb ewe wit dis. In onher uf awl ur phollowurs!

no, he doesn't "lift." he doesn't "do" "reps." and he doesn't "walk." but he gets plenty of exercise. you see, he holds the entire weight of the world on his cat shoulders. this is his sacrifice. this is his gift. and he asks for nothing in return except your obedience, time, money, and health.

Fizgig says hey (sorry about the stupid TV noise and my own chatter, but if you listen carefully you can hear her trilling)

Donot distorb !

Goodemorning Gonzobongos! I mite havto git up to some hijinks and honkerbonkery todaye. Yez. .. i just mite.. .

Behaviores Report: 100% goode!