Our trial is officially on, starting next Tuesday. Help us beat the charges and win: tinyurl.com/katandre

Bought a MacBook Neo as a gift to myself for getting a promotion at work, and I love it! If it had a backlit keyboard, it would be perfect.

“When you shit, you’re family.” Guest bathroom bound. @theonion.com

“Playing” @ballxpit.com in bed on a Sunday morning.

"Democratic governors and state legislators need to realize that this is no longer about fairness; it’s about fighting back so that they are not engineered out of the House forever. And I get that Dems don’t have the stomach for this kind of warfare--- find it."

The Steam Controller is quite premium. Using it with my Mac in the living room is fantastic. It’s a perfect living room PC controller and input device. That said, it looks sooo boring. Dbrand to the rescue, I guess.

TGIF Thank God It's Forty-eight hours until a friendly reporter drops optimistic news about the Iran War ending just hours before markets open.

Bad Religion just uploaded this video for “New America,” a song released nearly 30 years ago, and it’s still so relevant. It’s also a great song, and I love singing along with it in the car! youtu.be/ImxE7y9zqYM?...

Republicans need to cheat to win.

Six months ago, the federal government indicted me, my friend Andre, and four others for protesting ICE. Our trial is this month and we are facing up to $250k in legal debt. Please help us win our case and protect all of our rights by donating to our legal defense: tinyurl.com/katandre

We tried to find a way to not ask folks for money again but we have no other options. I’m sorry. This fund will pay our lawyers, then personal debt from these expenses, and anything left will be donated to the National Lawyers Guild. Thank you to everyone who can support. tinyurl.com/katandre

Hasan is 100% right. www.youtube.com/shorts/BtNPi...

This actually looks good!

Tax the rich.

I absolutely love having a Mac mini in the living room. It’s great for gaming and watching YouTube, and it runs great. No regrets buying two for the house (the other Mac mini is my studio Mac for podcasting, gaming, and everything else). Nvidia GeForce Now works a dream for non-Mac games. 😍

I know we’re not supposed to root for corporations, but I do love Valve’s products, so I’m always happy to see that when they make hardware that’s in line with their recent reputation of quality, that people (and scalpers, unfortunately) are eager to get it. Steam Deck is still a fantastic console.

I’m a pretty big fan of having a DC Universe Infinite and Comixology sub while also buying the physical comics to collect and revisit in the future. I love reading comics on my iPad while also being able to enjoy the tactile and artistic look of a physical comic book.

@mattmahansj.bsky.social is going to screw CA over. Drop out, you have no chance and you are just taking votes away from the contenders. We do NOT need a Republican Governor.

I thought Marty Supreme was pretty fun, while having the twists, turns, and drama I'd expect from an A24 film.

Love how this meme stonks bullshit could end up destroying a legit useful website. eBay isn’t perfect, but it’s a very useful service. RIP.

Not all heroes wear capes. In Temecula, California.

If you want to help me, here is my one ask: pread the word about the threats to democracy and how we can fight back. Subscribe to Democracy Docket for free and share its content with everyone you know. Thanks. bit.ly/4qmEiFz

One of my biggest regrets is donation every piece optical media I owned to charity in the name of downsizing and decluttering when I moved to my new house 3 years ago. Big mistake.

It’s amazing how Erika Kirk is so, so good at meme-ifying herself.

Seriously blow this up. Scream it from the mountain tops. This is not policy, this is corruption.

Supreme Court Overturns ‘Right v. Wrong’ https://theonion.com/supreme-court-overturns-right-v-wrong-1819573211/

There’s too much happening right now. I just want to play video games all day and forget about it all. I won’t, but I want to.

If the Democrats don't make rebalancing and expanding the Supreme Court a top priority for whenever (if?) they next get into power, then I don't know what to say anymore. The GOP-packed court is the biggest block on progress in this country and has been for a while.

There is no path forward but to pack this court to undo 50 years of ideological capture by the far right. Nothing short of that will be enough to undo the damage.

Well, shit.

Well, shit.

I have so much shit that I legit thought I just lost a Nintendo Switch OLED. Took me 30 minutes to find, and it was sitting behind my iPad on my desk. Embarrassing.

He gets called these terrible things because he does terrible things! What has he done in the last 16 months that people are happy about?! I guarantee it’s minuscule compared to the number of horrible things he’s done.

Man, petty Danner loves this. When BLVD publicly announced the sale to Duvel back in 2014, Greg Koch posted that Stone would never sell and now they’re selling to Duvel.

Vampire Crawlers: The Turbo Wildcard from Vampire Survivors is $8.99 on Steam if you own Vampire Survivors buff.ly/y0Fjvog Deck verified also on Game Pass Ultimate

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We've been waiting for this project for over a year. All merch is on The Onion Store: store.theonion.com?srsltid=AfmB... Story: www.cnn.com/2026/04/20/m...

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Time starts to bend in THE SHADOW UPDATE, launching for free next Monday, April 27, on all platforms! Featuring: 🧑‍🏭 2 new characters: The Tunneler & The Tiptoer 🏐 11 new balls 🌀 4 new passives 🏛️ 1 new building

The crew on the isle of Lagerton. It is so lame that a game with a PHOTO STUDIO ON THE ISLAND WHERE THEY ALL LIVE doesn’t allow players to share the photos off of their Switch device. I had to take a picture of the screen and crop in Lightroom. Dumb. Otherwise, great game! #tamodachilife

I made a Mii for myself and my wife, and said we were real-life partners inside the game. But, the game insist on her hooking up with Bob, so it’s my duty to woo her and subsequently destroy Bob. #tomodachilife

The fact that "being taxed on a wealth that would take most people dozens of generations to gather" is "the scariest thing she's ever seen" means the world isn't scaring millionaires and billionaires nearly enough yet.

Nintendo got me to buy Tomodachi Life. Goddanmit. Will follow up. Or not.

Sometimes I have a brief flash of a thought that I still can’t believe Donald Tr*mp is president. Alternate universe shit.

Tear it all the way down. I fucking hate Ticketmaster.

Here are this year’s competing taquerias! Only one will be crowned the crowd favorite, as our guests vote for the taqueria they feel deserves to win the “Best In Show” award.

L.A. TACO’s Taco Madness returns for our biggest taco festival yet, with a stacked lineup taking over Downtown’s massive Grand Park on May 2. Big thank you to our sponsors Boomtown Brewery, Kahna, Maison Perrier, and Jarritos. Secure your tickets today: givebutter.com/taco-madness...

Saw one of the new USPS delivery trucks today! #ricohGR

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