Spring Has Spring! #BYOBlankie #StardewValley #Twitch twitch.tv/geofitz4

Hello, I’m a disruptor, very smart, here to create efficiency. I’m just going to drill holes in the bottom of this boat to see which parts of the hull are mission-critical.

This has been an unqualified success and at a cost to taxpayers of less than $1 a ride.

Oliver Bjorkstrand became the fifth player in #GoBolts history to score the game-winning goal in their debut with the team. Others: Ross Colton (Feb. 24, 2021) Nikita Kucherov (Nov. 25, 2013) Freddy Modin(Oct. 2, 1999) Ken Hodge Jr. (Oct. 7, 1992)

#GoldRace The nhl, and many other leagues, would be improved by adopting gold drafting, which makes the existing schedule more exciting for fans, eliminates tanking discourse, and gives the best draft picks to the weakest teams, who need them the most. This is the 2024-2025 thread.

Friend just confirmed via text she's putting her cat down and Apple Intelligence just suggested I respond "haha I feel you."

Hey Florida State Senator Carlos Guillermo Smith introduced a bill to reduce the requirement for citizen initiatives from a supermajority to a simple majority. It shouldn't take more votes for us to have our voices heard in Tallahassee than it does to elect a President! Send a letter; see replies

Saw this on Reddit and I love this … such a Philly thing. Go birds.

Walgreens CEO says anti-shoplifting strategy backfired: ‘When you lock things up…you don’t sell as many of them’

One of my friends has a lobster nativity and she had a custom display case made for it and I need you all to admire it.

PSA to my friends in California near the fires: breathing in wildfire smoke is really bad for you (even if it’s not super thick where you are) but if you have face masks (N95, KN95, etc) those can help a lot

Here are the NJ Devils Asian and Pacific Islander Heritage Night jerseys, which are "available to wear during player arrivals" before being actioned off. Designed by local artist Sumana Ghosh-Witherspoon from South Orange. #NHL

Clipping this for the "hard to believe he only has one trophy." Yeah... while we generally do think of him as being one of the best defensemen at his peak, he was always just behind in points to the guys that sacrificed a lot of defense for their offense.

Love how for years, winning your conference championship was supposed to mean something. Now it's supposed to mean nothing again, I guess.

With his assist on Gage Goncalves goal last night, Nikita Kucherov has recorded an assist for five different players on their first career goal. All five have been primary assists. This was the second time he was the only assist on a first goal, the other being Namestnikov.

Former @tblightning.bsky.social and 2020 Stanley Cup champ Kevin Shattenkirk is retiring after 14 NHL seasons. Congrats on a great career, Kevin! #GoBolts

Vlado Chernozemski, who assassinated King Alexander I of Yugoslavia, belonged in his youth to a club that was devoted to a game of regicide. In the game, known as "chess," contestants subtly maneuver into a position that allows them to topple the opponent's monarch.

Love this. Don't know how other teams do it, but Lightning always do a half-ice 3v3 tournament at development camp and it's a lot of fun to watch, especially when you have a skilled group of players to play it.

Avatar of Hope. #mtgprophecy 2000, 16x16 #oilpaint on masonite. In the original #sketches, she was more beastial, having animal legs & pointy claws. The direction went to an #angel when she didn’t seem very #mtgwhite. Also, I sold all the Avatar #artistproofs as sets. #mtg #magicthegathering #mtgart

When Linus Ullmark arrived & then signed in Ottawa, he mentioned a few times how excited his kids were for a snowy winter. Ullmark said this morning, his son came up to him and said “Dad, I’m the happiest guy alive right now here in Canada because it’s snowing.” 🥲❄️ #Sens

Something bleakly funny about Ryan Reaves giving an interview telling the world that he's gonna keep on playing like he plays.

Sharing this from Facebook, mutuals are free to message me for more details and access to the folder in question. <3

When Travis Konecny's house burned down, Travis Sanehim and wife Alex sprung into action. “We got to our rental property and we had plates, silverware, snacks for the kids, toys, beds — “It was unbelievable.” Inside their special friendship: www.nytimes.com/athletic/595...

Good Monday Morning everyone! Hope y'all are doing great!

Brayden Point's OT game-winner on Tuesday was his 11th for the Lightning, which ranks 2nd in franchise history. 🔗 stathead.com/tiny/cqc2H

There are types of dogs.. 😂

Etsy drop tonight at 6pm ET. Devils, Kings, Bruins, Senators, Lightning, Panthers, WNBA included. Maybe more, who knows! hayyyshayyy.etsy.com

Name a show you're positive no one remembers but you. Seven Days

I had a Philly Cheesesteak for lunch. I was really dragging and that sure did hit the dang spot.

There are 187 skaters in the @evolving-hockey.com database that have played for the New Jersey Devils and have accumulated more than 500 minutes in the NHL since 2007. Of those 187 skaters, Kurtis MacDermid ranks 187th in terms of value per minute with a GAR/60 of -0.698.

Ottawa Charge’s Madeline Wethington had a funny experience at the border on her way to Ottawa. Her customs agent told her how hard it was to buy Ottawa Charge tickets when they found out she was on the team. #PWHL

LOOK HOW HAPPY HE IS-- great pic of Brandon Hagel watching his shot go in over Eric Comrie's shoulder

The most recent video I recorded with Postmodern Jukebox just came out! youtu.be/K-e38yiS1Js?...

Hi everyone. The Onion, with the help of the Sandy Hook families, has purchased InfoWars. We are planning on making it a very funny, very stupid website. We have retained the services of some Onion and Clickhole Hall of Famers to pull this off. I can't wait to show you what we have cooked up.

Only 18 players have played all of their first 300 career NHL games with the Tampa Bay Lightning (sorted by pts in first 300 GP) Stamkos Point Kucherov Richards Palat Johnson Gourde Lecavalier Cirelli Alexander Selivanov Roman Hamrlik Killorn Pavel Kubina Hedman Cernak Paquette Sustr Cory Cross

We live in a car-centric city and have one car. Families like ours & those without cars have minimal options in Tampa. That was on my mind when I proposed moving $1.5M from EV charging stations to making our busiest route fare-free with 15-min headways. This will impact the entire city!

Still feels weird over here. Slowly finding people.

Pretty much what we've seen on the ice. Improved 5v5 play, with some work to do on special teams. Thank you @evolvinghockey.bsky.social #GoBolts

Feels weird over here...