He's making Colin Jost's job pretty easy

Oh Stanford

Is there anyone not completely exhausted by his shtick?

Batshit crazy is not enough to describe his mental state

One of the more painful things to wake up to - RAHJC will always make me smile. He gave and did everything for DC. If they ever start retiring numbers again, 74 better be one of them along with 12, 37, 8 and 19. #Caps

When we talk about Baby Boomers not getting off the stage: In 1997, the US president was born in 1946. In 2007, the US president was born in 1946. In 2017, the US president was born in 1946. And next year in 2027? The US president will have been born in 1946.

after absolutely eviscerating Kristi Noem and calling for her resignation, Tillis is applauded. He thens threatens to hold up nominees if she doesn't stop stonewalling him. My God.

I know, I’m just as shocked as you to learn that Mike Johnson actually knows about this. He doesn’t understand it, obviously, but knowing is the first sign of being alive.

Stupid Smarch weather

We are being led by frat boys who love to party and rape and know daddy can buy them out of any trouble

Imagine what just a tenth of that could do for public schooling or low income housing or rapid rail transit or…..

He so mad about his approval ratings, his dying hand, the late night jokes, his wife won’t touch him, he can’t brag about the Epstein Files to his friends anymore…it’s all there in the title.

Operation Epstein Files

Every member of this administration belongs in prison. And that's better than what they deserve.

The last three Republican Presidents started wars with middle eastern countries, for those keeping score at home. 🤷

Anyone know what she is up to these days?

Just want to note that 3am in Washington is like 11:30am in Tehran. The American people are the ones he snuck up on in the dead of night to conduct this illegal attack, not the purported enemy.

I see Wag The Dog 3 is now happening. How many wars will the PedoPrez start to avoid the Epstein Files????

Play. The. Song. #Pistons

#Athletics have the better Max Muncy

IYKYK @keithlaw.bsky.social

You need me on that wall!!!!

Oldies stations don’t play as many greatest hits as this man does

Hey media - anytime he is speaking, take this route.

*Taps the sign*

❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

McDavid just wants to get tf out of Italy 🤣🤣🤣🤣 #USA

Share a movie that no one else remembers that you regularly think about 🖤

JACK HUGHES 🇺🇸 🇺🇸 🇺🇸 🇺🇸 rode the rollercoaster to end regulation, gets the golden goal

CALL IT THE ITALIAN JOB BECAUSE THE US STOLE THAT

the toothless smile, the Gaudreau jersey... absolute scene.

They did it!!!!!!! #USA

I know how this will end. #USA

Not gonna have a better chance than this #USA - now or never

4 minutes????

The #USA hasn’t seen a relentless attack without an answer like this since almost every day since January 20th, 2025.

No time for a breath in this game #USA

Wooooooooooooo #USA

Just one time please #USA

🎶The best part of waking up is….bending over and hearing the sounds of pouring milk into a bowl of Rice Krispies🎶

Don’t threaten me with a good time.

So does Trump need to pay back $80 billion??? Wasn’t he scared of that???