WE GOT A POSTER!!!!!!! 😭😍❤️ #GoodOmens #GoodOmens3

I am at work until this evening, why do they torture me?!?!

Fun fact: A group of flamingos is called a "Flamboyance" 🦩🦩🦩 Not So Fun Fact: Since starfish can regrow lost limbs, the Harlequin Shrimp will trap them, eat parts of them, force feed it algae so it grows back, then eat them again, and again like a horror version of farming.

It does exist, I didn’t hallucinate archiveofourown.org/works/78292551

Don’t worry Azirachidna cannot harm you. There is no Azirachidna. Or is there…

Fun fact: Australia is wider than our own moon Not So Fun Fact: Echidnas have 4 penis heads coming from one shaft.

Muriel, Heavens Once and Future Time Lord

So my head cannon is that Muriel was sort of "demoted" and brain scrambled because she is so powerful and IS death and that's why they show up and warn Crowley and Aziraphale there when they switch in Go 1 because they are ALL OVER TIME and see everything that happens always.

It's state testing for Freshmen in English today and I AM SO BORED OH MY LORD! I absolutely must bring something to do tomorrow

Partner was going to move my battery candles Me: No! Those are all part of My System! P: what? How? Me:*has to explain that they are set to timers & which one lights up when I get up in the middle of the night lets me know what time it is w/O my phone so I don't play w it instead of sleep. P:

Hey so there is a piece of the Wright Brothers plane on Artemis II that was given to them by the Smithsonian so if you need me I'll be weeping.

So my partner has proposed a devastating hypothetical A tragic death occurs of a young person madly in love & they remain a ghost pining forever. Their lover keeps searching for Their spirit where they died into old age, when they too die in the same place.

Always worth a re-post.

Memo to edit my "strengths" section of my resume, as after a recent peer review (never mind they are 5th graders), I was informed I am "A low-key W teacher, genuinely."

I am literally tearing up, crying right along with the retired astronaut on the broadcast

Anyone else tuned into the Artemis II launch?

Do you ever just get sick SUDDENLY? Like you're going about your business otherwise fine, and then KABLOOEY! You feel like death warmed over?

The singular "they" has been around longer than English has had codified grammar, so really, anyone who fumes about it can go fuck themself www.oed.com/discover/a-b...

Don’t let them gaslight you. This is from the NYPD’s official account

I'm dead. Deceased. Absolutely done-zo. 8 was asking how many minutes in 24 hrs, I wrote out the equation for her to solve. 10: (old man voice) She can't do math! That's witchcraft! 8: (Old lady voice) dern it, we've got to teach these women how to read!

Wee-est Heathen has discovered that specific frustration that comes from listening to an audio book but being irked every time the narrator mispronounces a word.

To celebrate ANOTHER tasty feast thanks to the lovely Team at Good Omens Prime, this one’s for YOU! #goodomens 💋

Do ducks have boobs? Must do 😂🤣😅 #GoodOmensSpoilers #GoodOmens #GoodOmemes #GoodOmensMemes #GO3 #GoodOmensFinale #RainbowTextPosts

Only a couple of days left to enter!

Update on my 1st day teaching at the Highschool. All boys bathrooms are locked because someone has stolen a large tile off of the wall. I have many questions.

Insta-blocking anyone who speaks positively about this show. Rowling is a bigot who is actively campaigning to make trans lives worse so if you watch this show I will assume you are a transphobe, end of.

Yup.

What do we want? Pigeons on our money. When do we want it? Soon please… I need to feel something.

I present to you, my tiniest Heathens Etch A Sketch featuring; A Snail 🐌

"If you cannot be kind, be silent" has been the motto of the day. These children are driving me insane.

Hey Good Omens Prime

What if Aziraphale has Crowley kidnapped and brought to him for "questioning" as his super evil nemesis who is obviously trying to thwart heavens Great Plan but then he gets him alone and is like "OMG baby pls help you won't BELIEVE what's happening 😭"

hardest homework for next week. A quote, or a scene from a piece of writing that we love. Good sir, how am I meant to whittle it down to 1 thing? What is the quote or line that lives rent free in your head? The line that made your pupils dilate and your world view change?

5 empty handicapped parking spots beside the one I'm in, placard on the dash, and an old man kept circling my car taking photos even after I told him to stop. Had to wait for him to leave before I felt safe enough to enter the gym. Fucking creep.

Okay wait one of my classes is Aqua Combat which is just water MMA and I was telling my partner about it and joking about having to lure people into the water to beat them up like kangaroos 🦘 It's not "take it outside" it's "take it to the lake"

One of my 1st graders today said "hey! You go to the YMCA!" I said yep, that's where my exercise classes are in the pool. They laughed & said that's for old people. You may be right Timmy, but Janice could prolly kick your ass in a shallow pond...watch yourself.

They have now completely lost the plot, all sanity is lost. The only goal now is survival.

It's the last day of school before Spring Break (4 day week here) and I don't know who is more anxious to get out the door, the staff or students. My 1st graders are barely holding on.

Trying new things #GoodOmens

Hey what if Aziraphale was a priest that was getting annoyed because they kept getting called to exorcisms but it was always the same demon and they thought it was just to torment them but really it's cause Crowley didn't know another way for them to hang out

*sobs in it’s all too much*

Laundry for the week ✅ Grocery shopping ✅ Breakfast made ✅ Curriculum prepared ✅ Calendar updated ✅ It's not quite 8 30 am but I think I might try and nap.

My alarm goes off in 2 hours. I slept for just under 2, been up for 1 already. This is, as the kids say, grody to the max.

The insomnia has been winning for weeks now but I'm so out of it now that I just realized I've been staring out into the void watching imaginary people Strip The Willow in my mind for about 20 minutes.

Took the Heathens out to see the planets aligned and we could just BARELY make them out due to light pollution but it was still cool. One day we'll make it out to a park or something way out in nothing and see the milky way🌌

I'm not a human AU writer, but someone should write one featuring a 90's mallrat Crowley, working part time at Spencers. Spends every break (he takes more than he's supposed to)walking past The Fudgery, where a cute blonde with pretty eyes, yummy thighs, & a gorgeous voice sings while making fudge.

Littlest Heathen had a small cavity on a baby tooth, and the dentist said it wasn't worth doing anything since it would fall out anyway. It was hurting off and on so girly decided the best course of action would be to just...go ahead and yank it out of their head by themselves.

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