made some more sesame chicken right before leaving for work so now i have to suffer through smelling my delicious food all day without being able to eat it 😔

i have 2 weeks vacation on the last week of march & first week of april & idk if i should go to japan for the fifth time (never been during sakura season) or go somewhere warm 😭

oh bitch

making sesame chicken except. i forgot to defrost the chicken.

ITS SO WARMMMMMM

i love my bedddddddd

Criterion Collection gets a lot of deserved love here but Tubi is one of the strongest soldiers out the camp

yessir glory to the child liberation front

what if i double majored in linguistics & philosophy 🤔 <- hates essays so bad & dropped out last time i tried school

NEW SILENT HILLLLLLLLL

im so mad control 2 is about dylan & not jesse. i do not care about that guy

PlayStation: Join us for a State of Pl- Me:

Don't give anything an Emmy until it's as good as this.

also after cooking for myself for a few months now it must be said. i love my mother dearly & her baking is unmatched but she has terminal "white women can't season food" disease

I ❤️ WINE

finally on my way home. 5 days are entirely too damn long

wtf my sister's bf made pasta around christmas & i mentioned i really liked the sauce & she just texted me to say he made another batch just for me so i can freeze it & use it when i get home from flying!!!

she booked off i am gods favourite flight attendant

working with the most annoying person alive for 5 days & when i got to my hotel room i found out my shampoo bottle opened & spilled inside my suitcase. dear god im hanging on by a thread

Discontinued Food News! This will be especially devastating for those of you, who like me, have the childhood sensory memory of clunking a cylinder of orange slush around in a plastic pitcher of water with a wooden spoon to produce the most underwhelming OJ imaginable, burned into your brain!

Please speak up for Rodney. A year in an ICE camp is beyond comprehension. Public pressure works. If enough people speak up, a life may be saved. Many of the deaths in ICE custody have been due to medical neglect… let’s make sure Rodney isn’t one of them.

I really hope Ben sent these conversations to this woman's school. Her behavior likely violates clauses in her employment contract and may even violate FERPA. If there's no actions behind this, it's just a stunt.

cutwater is nasty wtf

MUSHROOMS ARE SO YUMMYYYYYY

Martinez ends her testimony with this: "If there's not justice for the people, let there be no peace for the government."

dr asked if she could use ai to take notes like ooooo.....no girl sorry 😭

absolutely insane interview but man. men really fucking hate women lol

a new #mysoup ^_^

ITS AIRCRAFT KILL YOURSELF‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️

THIRTY FOUR THOUSAND

rent paid

MOTHER

(me making fun of your crop rotation idea and thereby holding our people back another 5000 years) jeff thinks the beans have to take turns lmao

oizys bgm also sucks shit unfortunately. not as bad as sinus but still quite bad

girl.

spending 3 days in beautiful sunny 26 degree weather

Schumer has long said his main job is defending Israel, which means defending ICE. jewishcurrents.org/chuck-schume...

one of the agents said “okay we know” when we were whistling so i leaned in and whistled louder and he threatened to pepper spray me. i then said “are you scared of a fucking whistle dawg” and he very meekly said “no i’m not scared of a whistle”

oh my god :(((((

all inclusives are everything......look at this creature

OK IT SEEMS TO BE MOSTLY OVER it didn't increase much more than this which means i can make my 6am flight 👍

8pm update: we have almost hit the limits of my balcony

hmmmm yeah this is quite bad

pisses me off that phones automatically lower the volume when they're under 20% & u just cant do anything about it "higher volume uses more power!" ok and??? blast my music until u die????

One little thing you can do if you’re feeling helpless tonight: throw a few bucks to the Immigrant Law Center of Minnesota. They’re reportedly stretched thin for obvious reasons and could use some help if you can offer it. www.ilcm.org?ref=badfaith...

CANT HAVE SHIT IN DETROIT