Is this place fun? Threads is kinda fun

every new restaurant in every major city is either called Thistle+Thorn and thinks adding turmeric to brussel sprouts makes them worth $30 or is called Burger Bitch and has a neon sign in the window that says “im gonna fuck a hamburger”

My moms white neighbor has a pit bull and this is the first white person I have ever seen with a pit bull in my life

The Claims Adjuster is only 26 years old? He belongs at the club!!!

Yall got good Luigi jokes over here or are yall too nice for that?

A must-read: Patrick Chandler Brown — named after the PCB chemicals dumped in his community — purchased the plantation where his great-grandfather was enslaved and is in the process of transforming it to serve farmers like him

I had my tweets imported over here but they’re just being posted as if they are current so it looks crazy

Grill every sandwich. Turkey, peanut butter and jelly, any sandwich. It will taste better.

As always, we can count on @jamilahlemieux.bsky.social to stand in the trenches with and for Black women. (Maya Angelou going to visit Mike Tyson in prison after he was convicted of sexually assaulting Desiree Washington just made my jaw drop.)

Yall please don’t drive up the price of my perfume oils. I’ve been wearing them since I was a kid and the affordability is part of the charm

Did you all grow up eating turkey ham? I had it all the time as a kid and now I never see it

Ashley’s album is really good

Love Is Blind is so boring when they’re getting along

I wrote about Mike Tyson and why I’m tired of writing about abusive Black men jamilahlemieux.substack.com/p/on-mike-ty...

2015, showing titty and thigh in my headshot. (My profile pic is my current headshot, I’ve learned nothing)

I’m good on deli meat from now on: www.grubstreet.com/article/is-d...

Welcome to The Good Place,,, I got yo backs with some starter packs 👇🏾 My 1st Starter Pack / General go.bsky.app/QtvWbjH Black Excellence go.bsky.app/F5kYEyc SPORTS,!! go.bsky.app/8zyN8FV MUSIC,!!! go.bsky.app/5K15oMe Memes + Jokes go.bsky.app/Dz4nLst NEWS + MEDIA Outlets go.bsky.app/GyXWWej

I wrote about weight and being a young girl in a “grown” body: jamilahlemieux.substack.com/p/thick

I wanted to write a piece about Mike Tyson but I would just be repeating the same stuff many of us have said a thousand times.

I always serve myself a half portion at dinner so I can go back for seconds. Does anyone else do this?

“Old enough to fight Jake Paul” should be a measure of time for men

Flavor Flav is like the mayor of this app

Anyone watch “Found?”

If there is any old man I’d want beat up, it’s Mike Tyson. And yet, I did not enjoy seeing him get beat up.

That was not gratifying at all

I can’t believe people who weigh less than me are professional fighters

My fave Block / Mutelists. Open a list, hold subscribe. Mute & block will pop up. Reminder that blocks are nuclear, so I'd try mute first. Blocks go into the abyss. Both include followers/following. Pt1: T*ry Lanez stans bsky.app/profile/did:... Chris Br*wn stans bsky.app/profile/did:...

I want Tyson to lose because I want people who support an abuser to feel pain

The only thing I want is a bagel and every bagel shop in LA closes at 3

There’s no new Sistas Who Kill today 😩

I just waited 30 minutes for an appointment I have tomorrow

I rarely listen to men rap at all anymore because it’s so many women to choose from. If I’m listening to dudes it’s usually old

Is your waist actually the same size as the number on your jeans?

Keep posting your Blue Sky handles, I want to find all yall 😩

@gabunion.bsky.social glad you’re here!

“36-24-36” really warped my sense of what women’s measurements generally are

If you’re a mutual on Blue Sky, lmk.

I interviewed Mike Tyson at length some years ago but decided not to run it. I asked him directly about Robin Given and Desiree Washington and he denied the allegations. Between listening to him and reading his book, I didn’t believe him at all

I invited my chapter Sorors to my comedy show this weekend but some of my jokes are a little raunchy. Help me @TheBaddestMitch, how do I get used to this?

The Onion bought Infowars and they’re gonna make it a parody of itself https://www.nytimes.com/2024/11/14/business/media/alex-jones-infowars-the-onion.html

The Onion, a satirical publication that skewers newsmakers and current events, said on Thursday that it had won a bankruptcy auction to acquire Infowars, a website founded and operated by the conspiracy theorist Alex Jones. nyti.ms/4fqnxEF

Okay if you’re a BW and I’m not following you back, lmk

Please help this young family in Gaza: https://gofund.me/9226a2f8

I’m following back every Black woman on BlueSky for now. That’s what I did when I first joined Twitter and it was great

There is a man over 45 in my mentions defending Mike Tyson’s abuse of Robin Givens because she was a “gold digger,” and this is why a heterosexual Gen X man will never cross the threshold of my home

I wanna see ‘em too

I hope that white boy kicks Mike Tyson’s ass. He’s an abuser and a rapist and the whole community has basically given him a pass like we do most famous Black men.

I don’t feel like looking people up on blue sky, I want them to find me and I just follow them back 😩