Oh, shit. You guys are still here?

Rednote is what you all this app is. But this app is boring. Most of you are very boring. I tried to make this work, but Twitter is still better than this. 🤷🏼‍♂️

Easy

This app’s obsession with how many people we all follow is honestly insane by it’s not that fun and why it won’t replace Twitter I shouldn’t need to follow 10k people so the people that follow me see my posts

Wait, is that for here? Oh, there’s no way this overtakes Twitter for porn

Listen, I’m trying to stick it out here, but this app just isn’t very fun

Dubai last is crazy, Chanel’s passive aggressive gift giving alone makes Dubai entertaining

Chris Messina is so hot 😩

Based on a True Story is doing some really great commentary on the monetization of true crime

My only 2025 prediction is that I will finally acquire this bag

Does anyone know what the point of an Amazon Fresh is?

Drag Race continues to put Katy Perry on the show and you all still find it relevant???

I just write dumb little sketches and jokes

Remember to text your sugar daddy today. Don’t get cut off right before his “emergency New Year’s business trip to Mykonos”

Blueberry?! More like boobberry

Is Joel McHale playing Target’s Santa? Is it just me

I truly do not understand why Luigi Mangione is going on trial. They asked him if he did it and he said no

Stop this shit, it’s so dumb

I’m sure I speak for all of us when I say we stand with CEOs, right??????

Kyle on #BelowDeckMed might be my least favorite stew on any franchise

My HR husband is having a 1:1 with our dog right now because he found his restlessness last night very unprofessional

Eric’s trying to convince everyone he helped

Amazon just tried to sell me a Michael Kors watch. I don’t think I have looked at watches or Michael Kors online ever 🤔

She needs to lose her license for at least a bit. She’s clearly not learning this lesson

I know it’s not, but this little yacht ride on #RHOSLC looks so green screened 😂

I love when my dog winks at me

Dorit is totally right about Camille, though. She’s not even getting paid anymore, why does she keep popping up every few seasons? For a moment #RHOBH

I think Garcelle even likes Dorit a little this season #RHOBH

Wait, I might actually be an okay actor????

My friend is getting some private acting coaching. They’re at the point where they’re doing scene work and need another person, so now I’m getting free private acting coaching ☺️

I like how Stanley was basically like, oh, lead wasn’t enough? We made them fucking explode now

Why is the crew on #BelowDeck constantly rapping?

I’m not reading that, but glad you deleted it

Who’s your favorite corporate overlord? 🐍🤪 Aaannnnnd…GO!

My husband was born under the one child policy and it’s not that I feel bad for him as much as I don’t understand how to explain the complicated nature of sibling relationships when my sisters and I are not getting along

Has the government considered that if we don’t stop school shootings then there might be fewer CEOs to tell them what to do in the future?

The US in two stories

A lot of you young Zoomers should be thanking the government for banning TikTok because that digital footprint will catch up with you sooner than you think

If I ever got famous (what a nightmare) the only brand I’d really want to do stuff with is El Pollo Loco

This season of #RHOP is truly all over the place. The beginning was pretty hard to get through, but we’re finally picking up the pace

My husband only knows Chris Rock as the guy that slapped At the Oscars and wow, what a dream #SNL

I am watching #RHONJ from the beginning for the first time and I think this show works because most of the cast is very dumb

Bravo fans stun by continuing to just absolutely hate women

My version of this in my life is my “luxury” building offers autopay for rent but our rent is above the threshold so because they charge us so much, we actually lose a service by living here 😍😍

Oh. Jeff Dunham is still doing the ventriloquist thing…

He is not anti-capitalist, please. He’s a tech bro

Road construction outside my apartment is literally shaking my entire apartment building Is this going to cause an earthquake?

The place I have been getting my matcha lattes just let me know they sweeten them unless you ask them not to And it was such a fun surprise that is over now that I know

I’m so dumb. It’s fully a British brand 🤦🏼‍♂️