I’m in London! It’s hot! I’m hot! And I’m loving it!

Lovely presents from my suitors on this tour ☺️ I’m so lucky! 🌹

He requested this lingerie and I was more than happy to oblige 🌹

Glasgow gents, I still have some availability on Friday and Saturday! Don’t be shy, fill out my contact form or text me 💋

If you’re a queer sw and you’d like to work with me, please don’t be shy! I’d love to meet you so we can have a chat and get to know each other. I work with anyone regardless of age, (dis)ability, gender, ethnicity or size. I just don’t work with straight women 💅🏼

🚨 Attention gents! 🚨 I have an incaIl space in Glasgow tomorrow! My remaining availability is 9:30-11:30am and 2:15-3:15pm! Get in touch via sms or the booking form on my website 💋

🚨 Attention gents! 🚨 I have an incaIl space in Glasgow tomorrow! My remaining availability is 9:30-11:30am and 2:15-3:15pm! Get in touch via sms or the booking form on my website 💋

Can you believe I didn’t eat a single kebab while I was in Berlin?!

Life has buried me in lemons and I’ve been rather quiet but here are a couple of dates that I’m available to host incalls on during the summer (daytime only, 9:30am-5:30pm): JUNE: 🍋 Wed, 24th 🍋 Thu, 25th 🍋 Fri, 26th JULY: 🍋 Thu, 2nd 🍋 Fri, 3rd 🍋 Sat, 4th

If you have nsfw set to "hide" I implore you to set it to "warn". You still won't see anything except for a blurred post Otherwise once they roll out account-wide adult content labeling a whole lot of people including me are going to disappear from your timelines, even our sfw text posts

I can’t even be bothered to advertise my Edinburgh tours anymore. How am I doing better in London (which is famously oversaturated) than in Edinburgh?!

Glasgow gents, don’t miss out! My remaining availability for this week is as follows: Wed, 3rd: 11:30am-4pm Thu, 4th: 5:30pm-7:30pm Fri, 5th: 1pm-10:30pm Sat, 6th: FULLY BOOKED

They treat me so well! 😭 Very grateful for the life I’m living

I have found that when I ask clients what turns them on, often they answer "seeing you enjoy yourself". While I'm sure there is truth in this, I think to some degree this can be a default answer for people who are unwilling or unable to be with their own pleasure.

Delicious lunch with @imaranoir today after an even more delicious 6 hour long duo last night with Mr F 🤤

Reminder that I have a Glasgow tour coming up beginning of June! Taking prebookings now 💋

Pretty privilege is not having to pay for parking at the hotel 😌

Always nice to spontaneously reconnect with an old regular 💦

If you can’t wait until my next Glasgow tour in June, I’ve got a spontaneous incall tomorrow (Thursday)! My remaining availability is 9:30-10:30am and 1:30-4:30pm. Hmu 🤙🏼

Scratched my midges bites so hard that I now have a massive bruise on my leg

Love that for her 💅🏼

Got eaten alive by midges yesterday at my shoot and am very itchy and sore today. A full body massage and a spa visit are needed asap. If you want to contribute to the Danni recovery fund, you can do so via Throne: throne.com/dannidarling

Photoshoot day today! The weather’s not amazing but we’ll try to make the best of it

Driving to Wales today for my photoshoot! It’s going to be a long drive 😮‍💨

Yesterday, I got a professional pedicure for the first time and my toes look so cuteee! 🥰 Email me if you’d like to buy some toe pics, hehe

UPCOMING JUNE TOURS: 🍑 Glasgow | 3-6 🍑 Edinburgh* | 9-11 🍑 Glasgow | 24-27 *this tour will only go ahead with sufficient prebookings Outcalls and TMTYs possible outwith those dates 💋

Just need to break the 4th wall for a sec & remind the admirers of all SW that keeping up social media accounts is 100% unpaid labor that has become basically required of us so that YOU are more comforted that we are “real” despite ad pages requiring our government identification 🪞 Happy May Day

Who wants to dive face first into my perfect tits this week? Form an orderly line, gentlemen, you can all have a go if you’re respectful and ready to put down a deposit x

Who wants to dive face first into my perfect tits this week? Form an orderly line, gentlemen, you can all have a go if you’re respectful and ready to put down a deposit x

I can’t wait to spend a whole weekend in London with one of my sweetest clients in July! They’re so kind, they even got me my own room!

Reminder that I’ll be in Glasgow this week Wednesday to Saturday! Plan ahead or you might miss out! 💋

On Redistribution of Wealth: When you give money to a sex worker, often that money is used to fund safety & resources for other workers, for vulnerable family & community members, for care practices & rituals that prioritize those who cannot hustle. We are a capstone species of the care economy.

Pre-booking is looking out for future you. One could say it’s pretty much an act of self-care in itself.

Had a really fun last day in Edinburgh today. Almost like the good old times when I still toured Edinburgh regularly 🥲

Snap up my last spot in Edinburgh tomorrow! 12:30-3pm!

Edinburgh gents, get in touch if you want to meet tomorrow! 💋

Still got some availability for Edinburgh tomorrow (2:30-4:30pm) and Saturday (10:30am-3pm)! It’s a rare occurrence these days that I’m offering incalls in Edinburgh so don’t sleep on it! Who knows when/if I’ll come back!

You shall be rewarded in exclusive behind the scenes sneak peeks of me wearing this set at my shoot in May, Mr S! Thank you again!

Might have gotten addicted to the sauna and cold plunges 🫢

Yesterday, someone contacted me via WhatsApp message for 2 hours in Edinburgh on 30 April. I was just in the process of upgrading my phone and so the message got lost. If this was you, please try again!

Does anybody want to reimburse me £230 for this beautiful lingerie I’ll wear at my next photoshoot? I’ll send you special behind the scene pics as a thank you!

I’m gonna come out and say it: It’s bullshit Bordelle won’t let you use vouchers in the sample sale. Did I find some nice things? Yes. Do I still have £266 on a voucher? Also yes. That’s bullshit.

Guys make sure you favorite your favorite providers on tryst. Its on the right hand side of the page. This will help in case your favorite loses her socials.

Repeat clients get lots of perks. I'm chill about reschedules, you can text me to book, my schedule gets flexible, I'll tell you my REALLY crazy lore... Getting through the girlboss version of me reserved for first inquiries is an early step in getting the laid-back lovergirl my regulars get to see.

There’s a client in Edinburgh who enquires to see me every time I advertise an Edinburgh tour. But he only ever wants to book an hour, and since I need a minimum of four hours prebooked to make a tour happen and there’s often just one or two other one hour enquiries, I fear he’ll never see me again

I assure you, if I don't have pre-bookings I will make social plans in the eve. I don't sit by the phone, wasting my own valuable time, I have a lot of friends & lovers, & I will make plans if my schedule isn't full. So don't wait till the very last second or chances are, I will decline your inquiry

UPCOMING TOURS: 🌘 Edinburgh* | 29 April - 2 May 🌑 Glasgow | 6-9 May 🌒 Glasgow | 25-28 May Outcalls possible outwith those dates 💋 *this tour is only going to go ahead with sufficient prebooking

Just wanna say something: rates are not reflective of worth. For most people, rates are reflective of availability. If someone has a very full life, their time may have a higher price point. Time is the most valuable commodity.

Cute gift ideas for your friendly neighbourhood h00ker: 🤍 thick socks 🤍 cinema vouchers 🤍 cash