The Lee Miller exhibit at Tate Britain was incredible. From model to groundbreaking fashion and war photographer - what a woman!

I ♥️ poetry

Normalise telling clients stop being nosy

Highlights from my London tour: 🍾 Duo with Mr J & Summer - he brought us both gifts! 👫🏼 Couples booking with M & S - my second date with these lovelies! 🪢 Shibari session with Mr E - tie me, spank me, do with me as you please, Sir! 💦 A sensual GFE + WS session with Mr C - so fun!

On my way to London! I’ve got some really exciting sessions to look forward to!

Still packing for London! What do I pack for my shibari session?! I’m so indecisive!

January tours are online: www.danielleschmidt.uk/tours

Crawling into 2026 like

you to me, probably

Lovely winter walk yesterday 🤍

Happy New Year, friends!

Last year’s festive post! After my Twitter got taken down earlier this month, I’ve been finding it hard to continue posting on socials, so you’ll have to be ok with a repost instead of new content because it’s either this or nothing 🤪

Sorry for having great tits and correct opinions

Shout out to the 26-30th of December. Hangover joy/grief from holidays butting up to another turn of the wheel, this time of year is colloquially known as Hooker’s Intermezzo.

If you’re messaging a pay-per-view girlfriend between December 1 and January 1 “just to say hello” or wish “Happy holiday” but especially ON CHRISTMAS there are 0 reasons to not be sending her a gift also.

So nice of him to think of me at Christmas! 🥰

Merry Christmas, deviants! ✨

Crackdowns on sx work occur not just out of a desire to erase or abolish is, but out of a desire to capture our labor for markets the state can profit from. Whether those be via incarceration or "rehabilitation" through "appropriate" feminized service work.

If you don’t already have a privacy screen on all your devices, GET THEM NOW!!!!

Who’s been enough of a deviant this year to make it on my naughty list? 😈

The thing to understand about "age verification" laws is that they are not just for kids The only way to "stop kids from doing xyz online" using age-gating is to demand a government ID (or invasive biometric face scan) from EVERYONE. This means associating your gov ID with EVERYTHING YOU DO ONLINE

It has become a game for me to make uber drivers guess where I’m from instead of outright telling them. Last night’s uber driver guessed Poland and Spain before he (correctly) guessed Germany

Fuck you, Elon! I posted the same content I have been since I joined Twitter 7 years ago, but all of a sudden it’s a problem? Just say you hate women. At least you’d be honest

My uber driver tried to guess where I’m from. He guessed: USA, Canada, Australia, New Zealand, France, Italy, Spain, Ireland, Holland, Greece, Russia, Ukraine, Scandinavia, South Africa, Morocco, Algeria, Liberia… then he gave up! 🤣

So far I’m really enjoying Harlots

It finally happened to me: My account got temporarily limited. If I break Twitter’s silly little rules again, they’ll remove my account completely. That means no more explicit posts about my availab!l!ty, no more mention of t0urs, inc@lIs or outc@lIs.

PSA: @meetchelseypeach.co.uk is back in Glasgow again this week, gents! You know what that means! *wiggles eyebrows*

First December duo with @meetchelseypeach.co.uk is in the books! ☺️ We have time for more if anybody else is keen 😈

Today, I casually came out to an acquaintance. She said it’s cool that I go to yoga and get massages, and I said well, I kind of have to because of my job. She asked why, what’s your job? So I told her I’m a sw, I use my body for work a lot so I need to make sure

Christmas experiences I long for: 🎄 shopping day at Harrods 🛍️ (I’ll help you pick presents for your family and you may treat me to some things in return 🥰) 🎄 ice skating ⛸️ 🎄 making out under the mistletoe 😘 🎄 an overnight where we watch a classic Christmas movie 🍿

Before you text me asking when I will be offering inc@lls again, or request to meet on a random day, please check my website first!

London has been cancelled so these are truly your last opportunities to meet me: DECEMBER: 🩵 Glasgow d*os w @hellochelseyp | 11-13 🩵 Edinburgh | 16-18 🩵 Glasgow | 18-21 Outwith those dates, especially between Christmas and New Years, outcalIs are always an option 💋

Thanks for the smoothest pre-date comms and the beautifully wrapped chocolate, Mr M!

These are the kind of books I buy when you get me the “book supply” gift on my Throne 💖 (hint hint)

Thank you for picking these out for me from my wishlist, D! I first read The Trauma Cleaner in 2018 and have not been able to stop thinking about it since. And Giovanni’s Room is long overdue!

Another day of multiple clients requesting to meet RIGHT NOW. Only one got lucky. I’m only doing a half day tomorrow morning and I’m not setting an alarm without prebookings so get in touch tonight if you want to see me tomorrow!

We obviously don’t celebrate Thanksgiving in Scotland but tonight I am thankful for my beautiful, supportive friends and chosen family, my little cat who is needier and cuddlier than ever in her old age, and my health. I’m also grateful for all the fun dates I get to go on 😌💕

Today, once again, too many guys contacted me last minute, asking if I can squeeze them in. If they’d asked even just two days ago, at least one of them would have gotten an enthusiastic yes! This way, none of them got lucky. I have limited availability tomorrow so if you’re keen, book tonight!

PSA: I am in Glasgow until Saturday morning. This is your second last chance to see me this year! Come give me a birthday kiss 💖

Grateful to the generous guys who sent birthday presents without expecting anything else in return. You’re the best! That selfless kind of attention and care gets you far in life 😌

Could the kind gent who sent me two books from my Amazon wish list please email me? You only included an initial on the note and I’d like to thank you personally x

Glasgow today! It’s still my birthday week and all I want is lots of s3x! 😈

My London tour is cancelled as I need to focus on other projects closer to home. Glasgow tomorrow though! And I’m also already taking prebookings for Edinburgh in December so don’t be shy to introduce yourself!

Thank you for my birthday presents, dear ones! I appreciate you!

Your chance to see @meetchelseypeach.co.uk and me on 11th or 12th December! We’re a force of nature together! 🧨

For the sweethearts whose love language is gift giving: I have finally updated both of my wish lists in time for my birthday WHICH IS TODAY! 🥳 Here’s a link to my Throne: throne.com/dannidarling It’s the best way to show me your appreciation from afar 💝

Sorry for having great tits and correct opinions

One of my favourite things about this industry is hearing my friends gush about other providers they met. I love hearing about your crushes, platonic or otherwise!

I’m trying to be less of a sensitive wee flower but people farting and burping on public transport will never not be gross to me 🤢