Got eaten alive by midges yesterday at my shoot and am very itchy and sore today. A full body massage and a spa visit are needed asap. If you want to contribute to the Danni recovery fund, you can do so via Throne: throne.com/dannidarling

Photoshoot day today! The weather’s not amazing but we’ll try to make the best of it

Driving to Wales today for my photoshoot! It’s going to be a long drive 😮‍💨

Yesterday, I got a professional pedicure for the first time and my toes look so cuteee! 🥰 Email me if you’d like to buy some toe pics, hehe

UPCOMING JUNE TOURS: 🍑 Glasgow | 3-6 🍑 Edinburgh* | 9-11 🍑 Glasgow | 24-27 *this tour will only go ahead with sufficient prebookings Outcalls and TMTYs possible outwith those dates 💋

Just need to break the 4th wall for a sec & remind the admirers of all SW that keeping up social media accounts is 100% unpaid labor that has become basically required of us so that YOU are more comforted that we are “real” despite ad pages requiring our government identification 🪞 Happy May Day

Who wants to dive face first into my perfect tits this week? Form an orderly line, gentlemen, you can all have a go if you’re respectful and ready to put down a deposit x

Who wants to dive face first into my perfect tits this week? Form an orderly line, gentlemen, you can all have a go if you’re respectful and ready to put down a deposit x

I can’t wait to spend a whole weekend in London with one of my sweetest clients in July! They’re so kind, they even got me my own room!

Reminder that I’ll be in Glasgow this week Wednesday to Saturday! Plan ahead or you might miss out! 💋

On Redistribution of Wealth: When you give money to a sex worker, often that money is used to fund safety & resources for other workers, for vulnerable family & community members, for care practices & rituals that prioritize those who cannot hustle. We are a capstone species of the care economy.

Pre-booking is looking out for future you. One could say it’s pretty much an act of self-care in itself.

Had a really fun last day in Edinburgh today. Almost like the good old times when I still toured Edinburgh regularly 🥲

Snap up my last spot in Edinburgh tomorrow! 12:30-3pm!

Edinburgh gents, get in touch if you want to meet tomorrow! 💋

Still got some availability for Edinburgh tomorrow (2:30-4:30pm) and Saturday (10:30am-3pm)! It’s a rare occurrence these days that I’m offering incalls in Edinburgh so don’t sleep on it! Who knows when/if I’ll come back!

You shall be rewarded in exclusive behind the scenes sneak peeks of me wearing this set at my shoot in May, Mr S! Thank you again!

Might have gotten addicted to the sauna and cold plunges 🫢

Yesterday, someone contacted me via WhatsApp message for 2 hours in Edinburgh on 30 April. I was just in the process of upgrading my phone and so the message got lost. If this was you, please try again!

Does anybody want to reimburse me £230 for this beautiful lingerie I’ll wear at my next photoshoot? I’ll send you special behind the scene pics as a thank you!

I’m gonna come out and say it: It’s bullshit Bordelle won’t let you use vouchers in the sample sale. Did I find some nice things? Yes. Do I still have £266 on a voucher? Also yes. That’s bullshit.

Guys make sure you favorite your favorite providers on tryst. Its on the right hand side of the page. This will help in case your favorite loses her socials.

Repeat clients get lots of perks. I'm chill about reschedules, you can text me to book, my schedule gets flexible, I'll tell you my REALLY crazy lore... Getting through the girlboss version of me reserved for first inquiries is an early step in getting the laid-back lovergirl my regulars get to see.

There’s a client in Edinburgh who enquires to see me every time I advertise an Edinburgh tour. But he only ever wants to book an hour, and since I need a minimum of four hours prebooked to make a tour happen and there’s often just one or two other one hour enquiries, I fear he’ll never see me again

I assure you, if I don't have pre-bookings I will make social plans in the eve. I don't sit by the phone, wasting my own valuable time, I have a lot of friends & lovers, & I will make plans if my schedule isn't full. So don't wait till the very last second or chances are, I will decline your inquiry

UPCOMING TOURS: 🌘 Edinburgh* | 29 April - 2 May 🌑 Glasgow | 6-9 May 🌒 Glasgow | 25-28 May Outcalls possible outwith those dates 💋 *this tour is only going to go ahead with sufficient prebooking

Just wanna say something: rates are not reflective of worth. For most people, rates are reflective of availability. If someone has a very full life, their time may have a higher price point. Time is the most valuable commodity.

Cute gift ideas for your friendly neighbourhood h00ker: 🤍 thick socks 🤍 cinema vouchers 🤍 cash

What are your favourite hotels in London with rooms/suites that have two bedrooms? Bonus points if there’s a big tub in the room too!

Forgot to take a selfie with @meetchelseypeach.co.uk but I did snap this cute pic of our brunch ☺️

You can also catch me alone in Glasgow from Friday to Monday! 🤙🏼

Get wet wet wet with @meetchelseypeach.co.uk and me! Today until Friday in Glasgow! 💦

Wednesday to Friday! Don’t miss us!

Just liking my posts on social is crazy when you could be ____ me while golden hour turns into moonlight outside the window.

If you’ve been wanting to see me for years, then I promise you an hour will not be enough time

Hi, if your name starts with an M and you’ve asked to meet me in Glasgow on 11 or 12 May, please email me again! My replies to you keep bouncing and idk if it’s safe for me to reach out to you via sms

You’re welcome 💋

I finally booked accommodation for my photoshoot in Wales, now all I need is a few more outfits. Really hoping I can get something good in the Bordelle sample sale later this month!

Bookings are rolling in for 17-20 April! Get in touch if you don’t want to miss out!

I cancelled my Edinburgh tour due to lack of prebookings - I’m not leaving my elderly cat with an overnight sitter for just two hours prebooked! - which is good news for Glasgow as I am now free for outcalIs until the 17th! Then it’s Glasgow incalIs from 17-20 April! Get in line, boys! 😉

Why is it so hard to find comfortable, high quality yoga pants?! I heard good things about Sweaty Betty but after a few other disappointing yoga pants purchases I’m scared to invest more. Help me out? throne.com/dannidarling

Happy Easter, honey bunnies! 🥕🐇✨

I’m getting ready for you, Glasgow! Can’t wait to reconnect!

APRIL UPDATE: 🍑 Glasgow | 1-4 🍑 Edinburgh | 8-11* 🍑 Glasgow | 17-20 *dependent on sufficient prebookings If you want to see me outwith those dates, outcalIs are always an option. I’m happy to help with booking a hotel 💋

Glasgow tomorrow afternoon until Saturday morning! Limited availability!

Clients, please don't make it like pulling teeth to arrange time together. Please provide all pertinent information in as few messages as possible. The location, date, time, duration, and experience should all be in your initial inquiry. All screening info should follow in another single email 📨

Glasgow this week! Who wants to meet?

It’s almost Easter! You know what that means?! Sexy Easter pics on the tl! 🐰🥕

The bookings for my next Glasgow tour are rolling in so don’t hesitate if you don’t want to miss out, lads!

I’m here and I’m queer, and all are welcome to book. I cannot emphasize enough how much I love and enjoy the company of all genders, orientations and bodies. 🏳️‍🌈💕🏳️‍⚧️