At night we use our alexa for "ocean sounds" This witch just went haywire and started roaring scrambled noises like old tv static/snow screen. I think we levitated out of the bed. Holy crap

I'm hungry I'm tired of this week I'm tired of my boot Ugh.

I cut up 3 bell peppers as part of dinner tonight And I threw the seedy bits into a flower pot so I might grow bell peppers!

I have had Piggy since August of 2019. In that time, we've tried multiple meds to clear up her demodex mange... and we've realized she's allergic to chicken... And we have battled ear infections, so she gets benadryl 2x day. And finally, FINALLY- my baby is getting silky fur. No bald spots. ❤️

Spencer got a new work truck and we feel fancy lol

The worst part of having a busted ankle is trying to find a comfy way to sit at work. It feels weird elevated, but it needs that. Ahh

✨️Things lately✨️ Yesterday, I was w/ my mom, walking inside from the pool on flat concrete-- OF course I tripped over nothing & heard a snap in my left ankle. I ignored it (It seemed OK) but this morning it was incredibly painful & swollen. X-ray indicated no break. I have a med boot for 4 weeks!

If anyone else were in the White House, Democrat or Republican, America’s 250th birthday would be a celebration of what unites us and the strength of our democracy. This day belongs to the American people, not any one politician.

Blowing up pool floaties is not for the weak

wake up babe the white house is a six flags

I have melted into my desk chair It's been 2:15 for at least 3 hours

FOUND MY MAHJONG MAT

I made beaded bell chains for my crape myrtle!

Sunday morning sourdough!

So, I organize my closet by clothing type (dresses, dressy clothes, work clothes, tank tops, long sleeve and short sleeve, etc.) Each section is also in rainbow order. It helps me find things quickly and to me, kind of helps with rotation. I just realized the green section is huuuge...

My new mat shipped and should be here Sunday! I'm GLEEFUL AND HOPEFUL

Fun fact: North Carolina still hasn’t recovered from hurricane Helene, and Trump wants $2 billion to give people who smeared shit on the walls of the Capitol.

Roz became a nudist at some point today (her collar is missing) And somehow I've spent $47 on two new personalized collars for the dogs and a new personalized collar for her. Shadow is the only one with a decent looking collar. Lol.

I have a patch of clover and it's doing 4 leaf clovers. I'm trying to let them grow and pick them before my nephew mows them. I'm up to 13 of them, pressing in a book.

In case you wanted to know if we are normal or crazy people Spencer forced me to get up at 4:15am so we could watch "The Boys" finale to avoid ANY chance of a spoiler. And because 3 hours of our evening is committed to Survivor finale. I'm so freaking tired.

I've sent the mat back. This is the 2nd one I've bought that claims it's green and it's very clearly blue. I've ordered a pink version. We shall see. Mahjong is killing me

We ate so much sushi that Spencer is already in bed and he's asleep in some shrimp tempura rice and seaweed coma My job is to be quiet and let him sleep. He's angelic. Lol.

Also, I paid $4.09 a gallon for gasoline today. Trump can choke on his own _____.

A trailer was launched by a truck. It hit my Mimi's house. We're trying to laugh at the insanity.

Me- "good it's bedtime" Piggy- (randomly) "HUUUURLCK HUUURLK..." Me- "PIGGY GO OUTSIDE GO OUTSIDE" Piggy- ::throws up in her way out the door all over kitchen and back patio:: ...Cue me, dragging the hose across the yard cussing and blasting barf off the patio...

I'm home and my windows are open-- I'm airing out my smelly winter house. I'm cooking lasagna. And my sister in law taught me mahjong over the weekend, so I have been scurrying all over the internet, looking for ways to build my own set. I feel like I've joined a cult. It's expensive.

King Charles at State Dinner: “You recently commented, Mr. President, that if it were not for the United States, European countries would be speaking German. Dare I say that if it wasn't for us, you'd be speaking French”

Cat is fine. Marilyn is not. Fuck.

Not me being in hysterics because I thought Roz got out. Jesus fuck. She's OK. I'm not.

Dinner was good as hell. I bought Amazon wide leg jeans. They were too small. So that's happening.

We're under a tornado watch. I'm cooking steak, mashed potatoes, and roasted asparagus. F this weather.

I'm working from home with a massive zit sticker dead center between my eyebrows. This is 40.

This is Carl. He's my 2nd loaf from my Oregon Trail starter. He is gorgeous.

::clicks on something to examine it closer:: ::internet algorithm decides this is my entire personality:: Godammit.

It's just extra insulting when you're trapped under a miserable, ignorant, racist, fat, hateful pedophile who is the president (not my president) NOT MY PRESIDENT And I wish this money went to things to support and educate my fellow citizens... not kill my fellow humans in other countries.

::angrily does her taxes::

the new pope must announce SuperHell

If you're not watching "Rooster" on HBO, you're missing out. It's wonderful.

Pixie is back at the shelter with her sisters. She was getting stressed and my animals were in stress mode. The cats were barfing and Piggy was skittering around like she was in trouble. We're not puppy fosters. We're 1 year + dog fosters. I'm taking a nap

35 minutes. I need a shot of whiskey. She's quiet. Jesus Mary Joseph. I'm not in shape for puppies.

I'm sitting in a pitch black hallway, listening. I decided she didn't need to be in a room by herself, maybe that's what was so upsetting during our Walmart jaunt. Dutch is in bed with us. The cats and Piggy are in the kitchen with a crated Pixie. She's having a meltdown. I feel hateful.

Piggy isn't sure about this tiny puppy (She's only ever been around adult dogs) but she's being kind to the little weirdo.

The stairs look weird because we fixed them so she could climb them easier She's cute as shit. I think she's Great Pyrenees and pitbull. She fluffy but heavy to hold. Dense like a damn brick.

I'm shouting it from the rooftops. I have made a mistake. I forgot how much freaking work puppies are. She followed me around the kitchen scream barking because I wouldn't hold her. She peed in my office She peed in the kitchen The cats are collectively horrified Dutch is apathetic Pig is annoyed

I have hiccups

Did I just attach two sanitary "napkins" (wtf is that anyway? Napkins? No one is goddamn EATING) because I'm 40 and bled through the sheets last night? Yes. I did. I friggin despise being a woman sometimes. I'm over it.

Everything in the world is horrible and I hate my fucking president But tomorrow, I'm getting a puppy named Pixie to foster and I'm so. Very. Excited.

This.

We might be dieting (and not eating bread) But I'm feeding my babies, Pinocchi-Dough and Carl. ❤️

Spencer has decreed we must diet. I blame the delicious bread. Dammit.