Bold Rockgroin That's a big bunch of nope.

I literally can't see circumcision being a thing that Keepers would even conceive of? What reason could there possibly be to do it in a world where child mortality is still probably...not great. And when 1-2 in 10 kids are male, maybe don't mess with their penises.

dance like the world is ending #ffxivart #emetazem #emetselch #azem

ARR is so good for thancred fuckers and by good I mean bad but in a good way. #ffxiv #ffxivart

People carry love in different places: in their eyes as a lingering look, in their hands as a soft touch, on their lips as the name they call out most. Sometimes it’s buried deep down their sleeve and it’s impossible to see unless they unbutton themselves and show it to you.

Anytime I start getting the feeling of “I wanna roleplay and play toys with someone so bad!!” This flashes in my head

xiv characters ranked on whether or not they would put their pronouns in the damn email

I wanted the shortest, twinkiest non-lala male option, for my sword and shield-wielding Pally. The ears and tail were a nice bonus.

Thinking of streaming Date Everything and letting the peanut gallery make all my decisions for me. Lead me into ruin and temptation.

good boy, etc. | #gposers • #nsftuna • #thanshtola |

happy thanksgiving #ffxiv #ff14

Remember your favorite creator possibly might be struggling with imposter syndrome and doubt and this timeline sucks.. so if you find yourself thinking “wow I really relate to this persons work” or that persons work gives you joy, you should probably tell them. It’s a hard time to be a creative.

Ardbert - The Warrior (More Body Focus pinups!) #PeachyPinups

What flavor is your character?

when ao3 won’t let me leave kudos twice:

Introduce yourself with four spaceships. I hope you all can forgive me, but space stations are dearer to my heart.

Money Boy Pussy Ya know what? I'm not even going to hazard a guess. I'll just be wrong.

You’ve been kidnapped. The characters from the last TV show you watched are trying to rescue you. Who’s coming to save you? I think I'll be fine! Probably...

hiiii today is my BIRTHDAY!!! 🎉(′ꈍᴗꈍ‵)🎉 it would mean a lot if you shared my art! peace n love 💖

Sorry stuffing, no amt of spices can overcome the fact you are mostly just comprised of soggy bread.

something that knocks the wind out of me every time I think about it is Haurchefant referring to Edmont as "the count" to others or "my lord" when addressing him and only calls him Father right before the Vault where we get that glimpse of the family just as it was starting to heal

Age yourself with gaming

how could you do this to me @almandines.bsky.social

gyo'raha tia #ffxivgpose #gposers #grahatia #namazu

also, fray ⚔️ #ffxiv #ffxivart

Thancred: we should go see the new edgar wright movie Yshtola: he fell off after baby driver Urianger: an artist’s dormancy is no indication of their future Estinien, who hasnt realized the three of them are in a polycule and feels left out: we should go Graha, who knows and wants to join: yes!

Being a massive pervert is free, fun, and incredibly fulfilling – but watch out! Vast social forces are arrayed against it...

“0% woke shit” a black man with a physical disability leads an environmental terrorist cell trying to save the planet from mega-billionaires and you play as a cross dressing twink femdomed by two different women ending and the final boss against the gayest angel of all time

It's 11pm. I need to sleep. But I think this dumb green parrot is threatening to shank me if I don't practice German.

Have you ever stopped and just stared at your WoL (or OC) in their favorite fit and just...imagined what it would feel like to wear? The feel of the silk, leather, or metal against your skin. How heavy or light? Where would it flow loose or be cinched tight? How does it make you feel?

don't ever question if your fanfic is self-indulgent. question if your fanfic is self-indulgent *enough*

i bestow upon you the highest honor, fictional character i really like: to be made into an alt on final fantasy 14

sexiest man alive presented by the certified appreciator of men #grahatia #haurchefant #haurchexarch

ur friends ship their wols with the same npc as you? EASY. That npc is poly now :)

I'm a fully grown adult and there is nothing stopping me from eating a whole box of Toaster Strudels today if I want to.

harbinger of the end ☀

This is why he has teammates. Someone should be able to pick a lock. If not? Time to break it down.

it's a good night for democracy folks

me n fellow oomfies who enjoy a lil ffxiv during these unwoke times

A movie you've seen more than 7 times with a GIF

Post combat domination sex my beloved.