Broke the beakon with my ass

Proud to announce we finally took home a 1st place W in Climb The Spire 38 for the best cat, Nelson, as part of Nelson V! GGs @midnightlutzi.bsky.social @pyryntie.bsky.social and Sual!!!! (Just keep quiet about it being a 4 team tournament, yeah?) #splatoon #compsplatoon

i think spec cam just has beef with me #splatoon #compsplatoon

thanks for the memories Pokémon, I remember my first starter like it was yesterday...

Those brella kits would more than make up for the travesty of tenta brella's 3rd kit omg...

Big shoutout to the Rivals 2 European Online Finals Top 8 🏆️ The EU community continues to show up with incredible players, great games, and passionate TOs making it all happen. GGs to everyone involved 🇪🇺

Quavey thy Quaber! #UNBEATABLE Two unbeatable posts in a row did you know I like unbeatable :)

BREAKING NEWS #compsplatoon! The wait for a new competitive forum is over: on March 1st, Tentakeel Outpost will be opening its doors in beta! If you join before the 31st, you'll earn an exclusive badge for your profile! 🦑 tentakeeloutpost.boards.net Keep reading for its features on launch!

WAHOOOOOOO #unbeatable

so i love unbeatable. like BEFORE I EVEN FINISHED THE GAME i loved unbeatable. and so i decided, for @glitchedcactus.bsky.social's montage competition, IM MAKING AN UNBEATABLE THEMED SPLATOON MONTAGE. enjoy, also go play unbeatable youtu.be/LiwfVj8r0Cg #splatoon #splatuber #unbeatable

Neowave is proud to announce that we are DIV 5 THIS LUTI SEASON, wish us luck in our future battles and may the tide be forever in our favour! -Vi #splatoon #compsplatoon #LUTI

—UPDATE— ME AND MY MINIONZ HAVE ACHIEVED DIVISION 1 IN LUTI SEASON 17 HAHAHA. AFTER COMING BACK FROM A LONG BREAK I WILL TRAIN MY MINIONZZ TO TAKE THE [R3DACTED] FROM OUR ENEMIES AND COME OUT ON TOP. I TOTALLY WISH ALL OTHER TEAMS IN DIVISION 1 “GOOD LUCK” AND “HAVE FUN” >:D

YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO #compsplatoon

LI 2nd place once again, 2nd place cycle is real guys. Tbf it was such a nice run, i am proud of myself and my team, very good run and we ball. GGs!

LUTI Divs are being wrapped up tonight, LUTI staff will announce at some point Sunday. Low Ink Feb Day 1 results were counted, but due to the timing of the seeding deadline, day 2 obviously will not be. So for those in the future who ask "how are they in div 5 they just won Low Ink?" that is why.

Neowave made ALPHA BRACKET today, earning a SWEET 5-1 set wins and 14-4 map wins! GGs to everyone we played! and wish us luck in our alpha bracket run tomorrow. Players today: Vi, Wither, Refa, Reiia, Hyperfresh.

Master Rank in Rivals 2 🎉💥 I was a personal goal of mine for a LONG time. It's cool feeling like I'm pretty good at this silly game too like Splatoon #RivalsOfAether

[Splatoon 3] A Big Run has been announced for Mar 14 to 16 (UTC). The stage will be Eeltail Alley. 🐦 original post

I felt like decorating

Splat My Heart My second ever montage for the GlitchedCactus Montage Contest youtu.be/1ADQNSnQicQ

"Nations that fail to embrace the Hokey Pokey run the risk of not knowing what it's all about," says musician Larry Laprise.

Imagine a tenta brella. Now imagine it going This is my entry to @glitchedcactus.bsky.social's montage contes, had a lot of fun making this! (Music by hachi aka Kenshi Yonezu)

DMV FGC cornerstone and friend of mine Ludovic Mbock has unfortunately been detained by ICE. Folks are trying to raise money for his legal fees, please donate if you can. www.gofundme.com/f/support-lu...

prints i ordered from @sketchwavefm.bsky.social came in and they're even more gorgeous than i expected 😭💕

blob study #splatoon

#DemiUmineko (tag so oomf doesn't see)

Really happy with how my Sendou bio/profile turned out! Making banners for each section (about me/team/sunken scrolls plug) was definitely worth it. And being able to link to set results is a nice quality-of-life #compsplatoon

I fell asleep like right after the tournament oops but Nelson IV got 3rd place in Tristrike Tuesday #19 Silver Bracket, nice. Ggs again to Sual, @pyryntie.bsky.social and @midnightlutzi.bsky.social Sets 3-3 Games 8-8

what division do you think neowave will receive?

Slade has been announced for Rivals of Aether 2!

whyd they run past like its scooby doo

Neowave is THE freshest team there is, stealing games, making waves and aiming for the absolute pinnacle of cool. You ready for this?! #splatoon #compsplatoon

[Splatoon 3] Here is Nintendo's official explanation of what happened in 11.0.1 and their justification for the Rapid Blaster and Rapid Blaster Pro changes.

Nelson III got 3rd place (haha) in Climb The Spire 37, we even had a lossless group stage!! Thanks to my awesome teammates @midnightlutzi.bsky.social, @pyryntie.bsky.social and Sual! Sets 4-1 Games 13-3

figure out what holds value for you and invest your time into being well-read in it. ask other people you know for their perspective and talk about it. content creators will not save you. your friends and your community will save you

Ingo is still in hisui #pla #submas

Still one of my favourite renders, granted Lutzi did all the text and background stuff, I only posed our player characters, maybe I'll try my hand at something like this soon... :o

Neowave went 3-1 in FLUTI speed ladder BARELY losing out on finals in a 3-way tie, but we're extremely happy with how we played!!!!!!! Sets 3-1 Games 6-3 Players: Vi, Hyperfresh, Wither, Soy, Refa Sets in alt-text <3 ggs! -Vi

Splatoon as a video game franchise feels incomplete and thats entirely bc it came out in the 2010s instead of the early 2000s where it would have gotten a 52 episode anime and accompanying shitty 4kids dub consisting mainly of fish puns set against 22 minutes of blaring midi orchestral penis music

Top Splatoon 3 player beats Top Smash 4 player at Rivals 2💥 He beat me earlier, so it was good to get revenge

you might want to click this to read it

splatoon 3 tier list based on how many little structures the weapons can place on the map

Pessimist vs Optimist #compsplatoon #highdivsplatoon @popgun.bsky.social (Yes for once it makes sense to @ him xD)

We are absolutely delighted to announce that @seaottair.bsky.social has officially joined Neowave! in addition we will be playing LUTI with our good friend @koiia.bsky.social on our roster! Wish us luck and let's knock 'em dead! -Vi

ok hear me out

1st 2026 Mint Clip is already better than anything from my 2025 #Splatoon3

I played Tristrike Tuesday with Nelson II and we got 1st place in the silver bracket! GGs to my teammates @midnightlutzi.bsky.social @pyryntie.bsky.social and Sual, and GGs to @sonataspl.bsky.social who were our finals opponents, who stuck around for drip pics afterwards! #splatoon #compsplatoon

it's Hugh Morris, isn't it?