That thing where a company you've never given your email address to sends you an email to tell you you left items in your cart is creepy as fuck You're not endearing yourselves to potential customers this way

do you see it

that is not the accent I was expecting from a guy named Pasquantino who plays for the Italy

HOW MANY GOTHS HAVE BEEN ASLEEP AT THE WHEEL THIS WHOLE TIME

Pee's stored in the balls

I don't understand Japan's deal with huge amounts of tartar sauce

Fox Sports graphics department going hard

when boomers start doing the mouth hanging down thing it means they have a few years left

gas prices lol

My insurance switched to UHC this year and the first time I tried to provision some medical services it was denied. Have they learned nothing

Really thrown off by my Aunt video calling me the other day and the first thing out of her mouth was "you still have your hair!" There are no bald people in my family

I've been seriously considering getting a starter pistol and blanks just so I can go outside and (safely) fire off some shots into the air when it happens

Just give us a slightly modernized Windows XP and do not fuck with MS paint

remembering this

I got an invitation to a hippie style wedding in Sweden in June

I'm going to make a vinaigrette so powerful

it's poppin off at the Asian grocery store today

I saw it in the theaters and the thing I remember most is there were so many assholes with laser pointers (they were kind of a novelty at the time) shining them on the screen throughout the whole movie

(Nina Simone voice) 🎵sea lion woman🎵

RFK Jr to Kid Rock

absolute king.

you really gotta run these kind of hashtag neologisms past a impartial third party otherwise this happens

To paraphrase Ice Cube, a bisque is a bisque

those guys who are doing the super bowl Spanish simulcast are killing it

lol patriots

Amy Klobuchar running for Governor of Minnesota

The boomers are exceptionally feral today.

Nancy Mace was like "I didn't make my staff bring me tequila at 2:00 a.m., I have a genetic condition that makes it so I can't drink much" but then it turns out that hemochromatosis is somewhat common in people of Irish descent

Don't threaten me with a good time

Ladies and Gentlemen, we got him

Starfleet has really let down their standards

Lots of guys with backwards ball caps and truck nutz never gonna listen to Philip Glass again

absolutely

watching a Nova documentary about the primordial Earth and I swear that the narrator just said "it's like the Earth eating its own ass" about a subduction zone

haven't seen any writing about how weird it is that ICE just crashes and abandons their vehicles every day

What's your sign?

This is offensive because if you drive a 450SEL you should be listening to Kraftwerk all of the time

post a car picture you took, I'll do two:

Does anyone really believe these ICE pigs are logging and tabulating rude remarks

couldn't say it better myself

c'mon man