Y'all... if you STILL can't see that it's all performance art, I can't help you 💀🤭

Omg, you guys... someone reposted my fake receipt, and the OFFICIAL TGI Fridays account replied to them, seemingly thinking it was real??? Sorry but do you not know that you don't have a restaurant in KC??? 😭 This is cracking me tf up

late night, his place, burnt toast, tgi fridays

Guys, help... this got 26k likes on Twitter, and people are believing it all over again 💀

"I pay the check before it kisses the mahogany grain" yeah Taylor, I know 🙂‍↕️

Y’all don’t accept anything from @gayl0rology.bsky.social they’ve been hacked and are trying some weird discord message scam.

Hahahaha you made it on @drbryanlicious2.bsky.social new post www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8BjsqAL/

Okay, I don't know WHAT blondie is planning on releasing at 2 PM today, but there's no WAY it's Travis, right? You guys, we have GOT to start being more serious with these theories!!

Okay, I don't know WHAT blondie is planning on releasing at 2 PM today, but there's no WAY it's Travis, right? You guys, we have GOT to start being more serious with these theories!!

Okay, oomfs. How many of you are in or near northeast Ohio?

So, Travis was apparently in my town yesterday, and Taylor was a half hour away from me today 😳

Today on the other website, a bunch of us realized we were following and/or being followed by a woman who was arrested two years ago for trespassing outside of Taylor's Holiday House bc she believes she's the second coming of Christ, and that she and Taylor were destined to save the world together.

You who charmed my dad with your clean asshole Coffee shits demolishing the toilet bowl But then I sat outside the bathroom all night wishing you'd be done And he said, "Listen to me, son... You need Dude Wipes for your bum"

Are you guys doing Dude Wipes jokes today too?

Okay, am I crazy, or was whatiwillsay formerly a gaylor account? Like, in 2020 or something

AHHHHHHHHHHHHH ELMO LOOKING THE MET GALA RIGHT IN THE EYE!!!!

Elmo is looking the Met Gala right in the eye. 🪞⁉️

Okay, what are we doing with this open invitation?

STFU now she's on SOMEONE ELSE'S PODCAST CALLING us "mentally unstable" 🤣

I am 🤣 I'm the very first thing she talked about after her 30 million ads. If you wanna hear it, skip ahead to (believe it or not) 3:08

OH MY GOD MARREN MORRIS SOUP MENTION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I wonder if I'm in the podcast again this week. I'm assuming yes, but I can't listen to it rn bc I have music on

it’s 2009, you’re at tgi fridays with your family, you ordered worms in dirt for desert. everything is okay

Deuxmoi bullying gaylors cause she was made a fool once again…. Like girl you post blind items why are you believing every single one !? That’s the POINT we don’t know if they’re true and while she could fact check a LITTLE she shouldn’t be so upset over a few scoops being false

It’s a very REAL and very ADORABLE relationship you guys. Just in case anyone forgot🥹

This is hysterical considering she more often then not presents what she says about Taylor and Travis as facts. This is her on her pod (the same episode where she reported on the TGIFridays story, telling people to follow the facts & her “facts” are the submissions she gets that she never verifies.

I just got an email from deuxmoi. I am NOT opening that shit right now. Or possibly ever

Okay, why have only two of my Twitter oomfs mentioned the deuxmoi thing? And only over DM? Post about that shit! It's funny as fuck 😭

@drbryanlicious2.bsky.social did you hear what deuxmoi said about Taylor and Travis on her podcast today?

I have a theory that when Taylor Swift was little, she may have read and enjoyed "The Against Taffy Sinclair Club" by Betsy Haynes. In this book, a little girl is bullied by five of her classmates who think she's "snotty." But she isn't, really. She's just shy. 🧵

Okay, what is going on here? I can't imagine Taylor or Travis's PR teams going to such great lengths to feed us content, so have their families ACTUALLY just gotten this close, or is something else going on between Scott and Donna? This is weird 🤨

You can always tell a fanfic was written by a middle schooler when one character's internal monologue goes something like, "Omg she's so annoying! Why do I have to be in love with her? Wait... WHAT? I am NOT in love with her. Bad brain! Don't think like that!"

Ppl in this fanbase go looking for a fight and then act surprised when they find one

Damn, what's going on over THERE, amirite?

Okay, what is going on here? I can't imagine Taylor or Travis's PR teams going to such great lengths to feed us content, so have their families ACTUALLY just gotten this close, or is something else going on between Scott and Donna? This is weird 🤨

@drbryanlicious2.bsky.social what happened to the live 😭

So um. Have you guys read any. Interesting. Fanfics lately

if i can recall in the 73 questions with Vogue, she recommends to the interviewer to take his gf to Great Wolf Lodge… such romance! 😻

I can think of about a dozen places more romantic than Sandusky Ohio in February, one of them is a gynecologists office!

🏈: hey tay, i booked us a stay at great wolf lodge. won’t that be fun? taylor:

Did any of y'all see that we're having mf Tily discourse on the other app 😭

When I hear that a couple is going to Great Wolf Lodge, my first thought is never, "Oh, I wonder if they'll get engaged while they're there?" 🤣 bffr. And like, now that the tabloids have told everyone where they are, I doubt they're even gonna be able to have a good time 😭

Ew, wtf??? It's always a republican saying some shit like this publicly. Like... fucking keep that to yourself. It's not news, and I do not want to have to hear about it 🙄🙉

Ew, wtf??? It's always a republican saying some shit like this publicly. Like... fucking keep that to yourself. It's not news, and I do not want to have to hear about it 🙄🙉

Notice how he feels the need to clarify that he's not gay, but he doesn't say "I'm not a republican." Which do you think would be worse, Travis? 🤨

Jesus Christ! Has he no morals? No decency? Taylor, if you needed a billion-and-thirteenth reason to drop this man like a hot tomato, here tf it is! 😳

Damn nobody gaf about this one fr 😔

Are you kidding me? The fact that we live in a world where anyone is thinking this way is just ridiculous. The Taylor Swift I've always known would NEVER define herself as a man's property in such an overt and demeaning way

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Tree Paine may have People magazine wrapped around her finger, but she can't stop the Daily Mail from telling it like it is 🤦‍♀️🤣