the Wolf/Lucy scene and the Brides unlocked some stuff for me when I first saw it

PORN IS ART, PORN IS GOOD, PEOPLE MAKING PORN IS A SIGN OF A HEALTHY SOCIETY

I should probably start making an invite list for my birthday ay

(WAKE ME UP) Nothing's fine, I'm torn (I CAN'T WAKE ME UP) I'm all out of faith (SAVE MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE) I am shamed and nak-ed on the floor

this is literally fucking something from The Culture series.

1. she attempted to sail the Mississippi and failed 2. in an attempt to do a "girls rock" she once mentioned refusing to accept any mens advice which led to her recording her first album with a performance mic instead of a recording mic

jesus christ do you really thing everyone assumes it's the same guy since the 60s? its a fucking story fellas - just write something. No Time To Die rocked btw

Call me the Edmund Fitzgerald the way twenty-nine good men lost their lives going down on me.

one day bluesky will be appropriately horny, but it's not this day

after watching a lot of Physical:Asia it's really ecouraging me to do an actual sport instead of just working out at the gym? all of the athletes are insane while the bodybuilders cannot do anything useful

books have no tech tree, no fog of war

I am enjoying a m b r o s i a s k y (I don't want the devs to see this) but I have an issue with the writing. Primarily they haven't provided a diagetic reason for the statements the main character makes and it really takes me out. Apart from that, really enjoying it!

theres a post I wanted to make but none of you are serious people

want the thing

I do love that whenever I see someone I feel "fuck I wish I looked as hot as them" about it's always someone really androgynous

Predator: Badlands absolutely fucking ruled? Hell yeah to funny Elle Fanning??

I'm really enjoying ROSALÍA's Berghain - right up until the moment Yves Tumor comes in. It feels unenjoyably discordant. Give more more the German/Spanish language section with the Vivaldi vibes

so reddit added a "media" tab at the top when you search for something and it's EXACTLY what you expect it to be. Whenever I've looked into any musicians today (coincidentally femme) it's all just pervert subreddits. great tech dudes

more technology needs a Sword of Damocles placed above it

I will answer Judith Butler's fatwa and declare war upon the machines

having a lot of thoughts about how I wish I was more creative and able to write non-scientific things. this really sucks

finally sitting down to listen to Lorde's Virgin in it's totality and it's fucking amazing

look i'm glad the moderation tools exist here but come on fellas, defaulting hiding "rude" posts?

oh no what will Wyatt Roy do now

god i want to post wedding photos because we look so hot but I'm also never revealing that sort of personal info

almost posting a skeet about kissing but then I didn't. so, sorry?

It’s come to my attention that some very cool men on another Web site are quite upset about this review because they are deeply invested in Predator monsters being symbols of traditional masculinity

nobody is talking about mamdani's meteoric rise in light of his belonging to a particularly underrespresented demographic in politics. hot people

still not over my sister asking for me to tell them my nephew's dead name and then getting offended when i said that was none of their business

if i were christian id say this ai shit is literally satanic. talking to these creeps is like i’m eve in the garden. “come here. bite this apple. it’s full of worms and piss and will destroy the earth and drain all the water from it but you’ll get to have a bank balance higher that four figures.”

thinking about this again

everyone: watch The Vourdalak

what if I wrote some smut, but made it yearny

HELLO SIDNEY. DO U CONDEMN THE ACTIONS OF HAMAS

i was told I shouldn't have been surprised someone tried to swing a threesome with me and my wife at our wedding

i bought a new windows laptop so I'm having to interact with the default microsoft environment and I want to fucking kill their software with hammers.

I haven't been a catholic for decades but I feel like making a fake god box is blasphemy

I wonder how americans read this look cause even if I didn't know how awful this person is, it's immediately clear shes from the eastern beaches

rewatched Autumn de Wilde's Emma again last night and its still great but jesus its so compelling and magical from the moment Knightley and Emma dance to him appearing at her house. Just a phenomenal sequence

at my wedding on the weekend my sister got drunk* and gave an impromptu speech about how bad our relationship is and how it has been rescued by my wife. Little does she know my wife hates her guts *she said she was drunk but then complained to someone that her partner hadn't let her drink all night

We’re doing a lot of Argento in Horrortober this year and this @scumbelievable.bsky.social tweet really is evergreen

Amazing soundtrack, literally ran out of fake blood while shooting, manifest destiny as literal vampirism and gay enough that the Hannibal TV show poached half the cast

this is legitimately one of my favourite films

yeah this tracks

whats that? Jeremy Buckingham being a fucking idiot in public? who would've thought.

in a foul mood and if you are someone I already don't like and you piss me off again - oh boy i'm going to keep that inside and just think you're a fucking idiot

I was told yesterday that the slutty little way I sway my hips when I walk is fucking up my knee so I've had to start walking butch :(

look, my new neighbours are going to see me naked at some point and frankly that's on them. I'm allowed to be naked in my own house

Working out through some wicked indigestion because I'm committed to getting wedding body ready (cum gutter focused) for THIS WEEKEND