You can bet if I see one of these fucking things anywhere, it ain't getting back up "dynamic stability" ain't mean shit to a hammer.

As a born and raised Floridian, this is very rarely how gators work. These people that built this shit know as much about gators as they do human beings, which is not at all. Florida gators are mostly docile, hunting on small prey once or twice a week, rarely going for something larger.

Okay I fixed it

X-Files

Not a single suggestion has three-syllables.

get ye fucked

Not often you see someone manage to get more than a word of truth in.

The past few years have been a lot, and I only recently got to the point where I could start to process them. For my first 2.5 years of HRT, my doctor prescribed me insanely high dosages of Estradiol. Like absurdly high. It entirely changed many aspects of my personality and behavior. 🧵 (1)

Trans women are biologically female Cis women are ✨️valid✨️🤗

Okay, @summoningsalt.bsky.social I don't think a piece of merch has ever called me out so well.

🌸🌼Me, a perfect delicatice flower princess🌸🌼: "Would you love me if I was a worm?" My dastardly partner: "I would love you MORE if you were a worm" I am so unnecessarily confused and self-conscious now? Should I be a worm?

OMG! TOO CUTE??? ❤️ Scientists taught rats to drive tiny cars and found that even when they didn't give them treats, they would still intentionally get into car crashes for the purpose of sexual gratification

Hey btw. Use signal

If any bloomfs are going to the "No Kings" rallies this weekend, just a PSA STAY SAFE 🫶🏼💜

My ultimate theory is this event is a really easy and justifiable reason to setup Martial Law overnight, and have it feel justifiable.

I've been feeling this for a bit but everything about the No Kings protest is making me uncomfortable. It doesn't feel right. Why are there ads for a Protest? How was this setup so quickly? Who is behind it? This doesn't make sense to me. I don't trust it.

The worst trans person had to go to the worst country for Pride, and is surprised that the worst country—known for its warmongering—warmongered.

🧡 In This House 🖤 We Believe 🩷 Women are Huge, probably 🩵 There's no huge women 🤍 But women are huge ❤️ $1.50 Costco Hotdog 🧡 There's a deal 💛 There's a dog 💚 Wood is still edible 💙 Your just coward 💜 Humans!!!

California is suing Trump over the National Guard deployment. It must have taken a lot of courage for Newsom to do something resembling his job.

A protest against the systems of oppression will always be labeled as 'violent'. We will receive the consequences of the label regardless, but only through actual violence will we see the benefits of it.

I've setup some bullshit. ❤️❤️

They need to make weed that makes my allergies go away

The correct way to get into a game series is to pick up the game that looks coolest and play it. Whatever speaks to you, just play it.

In July I'm going to anger the bisexuals.

Not a fan of New York

Please don't share cis people on my feed, I don't like politics.

My following has no interest in a beautiful woman slanging her schmeat. Maybe the Puritans really did win... 🥺

Remember to untuck for Pride month!! We open-carry around here. ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜

Pride month is so fake. 😒 I woke up next to the most beautiful woman on this planet, holding her in my arms, and I had to go to work instead of melting into her. 😔

hey, that's only twice as long as using random inputs from twitch chat

Women and Nonbinaries, you are not applicable for the position because my account is anti-Woke. I won't have any DEI getting in the way of my subjugation process.

I'm going to turn a man into a whelp this Pride month 🏳️‍🌈 I will make him need and worship me as I deserve and only get to touch me when I say so. ❤️🌈 He will be used and toyed with, until he is utterly broken and grovels at my feet ♥️🧡💛💚💙💜 He will like it and know he is disposable to me 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈

I never have time to look nice anymore 🥺 yesterday was an exception at least 🤭

Post a random pic, and things will be okay all June regardless.

Post a random pic, and things will be okay all June regardless.

Drugs is when you look like a idiot

it's friday

There's much to say about this design, but the loose harness is a weird choice. Who has a harness that loose? What are they gripping bareback?

Bluesky sucks farts out of a butthole. Who approved this jibberjabber?

The gerontocracy has consequences, episode one million and three.

You could NOT convince me to piss on a finch

Mission Hill on the feed, blessed day.

That girl don’t fuck around when it comes to bed time