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I will not be staying up tonight to watch the Superb Owl. Sleep matters more to me.

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Money can't buy happiness, but it can fund USAID.

Just remembered I was on twitter about three years before I owned a smart phone. No longer have twitter, but I do have a smart phone. So there’s that.

Wordle 1,694 3/6 🟨⬛⬛🟨⬛ 🟩🟨🟨⬛🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Happy Saturday everyone!

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Was Goofus and Gallant two different kids or the same kid with two different personalities?

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Did I preorder this? Yes of course I did.

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Shall I compare thee to a summer's day? Thou art not as hot

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I did really enjoy literally every one of us responding to this by going ok that’s fair

Defund ICE. Disable the grift. Disempower the Epstein class. Defy authoritarianism. Discredit Trumpism. Deconstruct MAGA. Defeat the GOP. Thank you for your attention to these matters.

Solid sketch, but sadly too real on the people who are just figuring out in 2026 that Trump might be bad. www.youtube.com/watch?v=-wQh...

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The arrest of Don Lemon is textbook fascism—a brazen attempt to silence reporting on a criminal regime. Stand up for Don, because our rights stand and fall with those of courageous journalists throughout this country.

NOOOOOOOOOOO

I sometimes wish the Democratic Party in Congress consisted of any 260 people in the Minneapolis telephone directory rather than the 260 dignitaries now representing us.

unlike his counterpart, the legally-distinct Titan Mogan was noted for his “relatively progressive” disposition (often spoke highly of his father’s union membership, campaigned for Dukakis in 1988, longtime board member of the Delta Blues Museum)

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Even Italy can't be wrong all the time.

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TGIWFWTD. thank god it's whiskey friday with tony dokoupil

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Wow -- Fanone coughs "go fuck yourself" to Trey Nehls as Nehls blames Capitol Police leadership for January 6

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The biggest obstacle we face as a society in getting people to accept reality about Trump is that it requires people to face reality about themselves and about ourselves as a society.

Are republicans proud of what clowns they are?

Garfield you didn’t have to hit so hard tonight

oh it's going to be a Recession recession

Well, I guess we have to stay in this crappy timeline since the Chicago Bears lost!🤣😭

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Also: The Minnesota Historical Society has this flag but *doesn’t keep it on display,* because it’s, you know, a confederate flag and that’s gross. So deeply Minnesotan. “We humiliated our opponent but the real prize is that we refuse to display the trophy. They know we have it.”

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The NY Times concludes that the ICE agent who shot Renee Good was NOT hit by her car “the visual evidence shows no indication that..Jonathan Ross, had been run over..It also establishes-millisecond by millisecond-how Mr. Ross put himself in a dangerous position near her vehicle in the first place”

I don’t think my mom’s going to let me hang out with you anymore.

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God this administration is so thin-skinned. And they ruin everything.