6 7 i’m going to heaven

when i was in middleschool i had a really clear understanding of how i was not the same person at school as i was at home

i think i understood my parts a lot more when i was a kid

soon your manager will be an ex-bsky-lolicon tranny who will convert you to the death cult of capital and i dont think youre ready for how much value they'll extract out of your meek little estrogenized body

is uncut gems about circumcision

🌌 "i love making my girlfriend cry" sticker

cherry tomato’s are the IPAs of grapes

💙❤️ Let's do this together ❤️💙 #kirby

my speakers aren’t louder than my thoughts

hi im streaming twilight princess randomizer www.twitch.tv/girlmeatplant

pussy in bio, in regards to my bottom surgery gofundme

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The holes in swiss cheese feel performative

i have this disease called the forgetting and then remembering disease it’s where i forget and then remember

MARVEL Cosmic Invasion is currently on EVIL SALE. Deck Playable. ($59.99, highest price ever.) store.steampowered.com/app/2753970/...

i’m scared

i play OSE instead of D&D because i enjoy purpose

d&d is not a game where you can do anything you are thinking of garry’s mod

“i just play d&d so i can make up gay little stories with my friends” fuck uou play literally any other game and if reading another game is too much work just slap on some face paint and make out with your buddies. why are you playing through 45 min long combat sequences to get to the good stuff

genuinely embarrassing

my friends are so sweet and i love them dearly. i can only hope they know

age regressing to youtube shorts while your daddy and sister fuck right next to you

i’ve peed so much in the past hour

ohh i don’t feel that good

who is this

my stomach doesn’t feel good. maybe i need some water to settle it

work was too boring today so i drank 6 glasses of water in like 2~ minutes and threw up for fun

how do you meet people offline and go out to shows and stuff

in case u didn't read it the first time

stay away from everyone

jojos is so cool

any headmate that hasn’t been around in the past 7 business days is one of the fake ones

moral failure

apple pencil we got is fake >:( was so so so excited to have one again…

Paul Rudd is in talks to create a world in which bunnies are giant and they are our friends and you can ride around on them like horsies (Source: tinyurl.com/4ac25cne)

i picked out glasses and i’m so ugly in them sorry

“I need compelling worldbuilding and a hard magic system to make my fantasy world” NO YOU DON’T! You need a plot outline and interesting characters based on insecurities or fetishes don’t get distracted!

inspecting my bunwife’s back for dust specks 🧹

どくもりFA

microsoft hates to see my start ms-cxh:localonly coming

once again offering videos of me pissing myself in exchange for kirby air riders

i’m bored does anyone want to marry me or do adult adoption paper work for me

hi nice to meet you

minecraft is already minecraft with grooming

"ugh. why are bsky users like this _____" who are you following lmao

i need to be punched in the stomach while someone holds me down

sex is just gooning with extra steps tbh