We need a shark expert, a ghost expert, and a hundred pool noodles. #FrightClub

Ready to have some of my heaviest questions about the afterlife thoroughly and convincingly answered. #FrightClub

I want to see the police report and the coroner’s report. Why couldn’t she get out of the Tesla?

Buying a present for my wee cousin — and who doesn’t need a remote-controlled fart sound machine?

I could list 500 favorite actors. Writers and directors like to believe movies are their art. But it’s the actors. The players, as Hamlet called them. You can write a great narrative short story alone. You can make a sublime visual sequence almost alone. For a beloved movie you need great actors.

Share one of your all-time favorite actors!

I have lost track of how many convicted fraudsters Trump has pardoned.

Olive oil is also measured with your heart. Sugar too. (Only if you’re exercising regularly.) Tylenol must be measured properly.

So many occurrences of "brown the [one lonely] garlic clove and discard." I was not expecting tragedy like this. GARLIC IS MEASURED WITH YOUR HEART

Why is this weirdo allowed to speak

I’m evidently always talking about these topics. My dad calls it, “Chris’s war with his buddy, gravity.” Not a war! I want to cooperate. Friction and gravity deserve respect. Not deference, mind you. But respect.

I was talking to a concrete worker at the store and I mentioned the chaos of unitization of bags of materials. (I had two 30lb — 13.6 kg — bags in my cart.) I said the 60lb bags were unwieldy and everything should be 30lbs, as I could always stack them. He said many things used to be standard 90lb!

President Colbert?

Mr Whelan deserves to spend his time on his excellent art (or whatever he wants) and not this nonsense.

Oh my.

I have told this story before, but the TCA press tour had a strict "no photos" rule, and the only time I ever broke it was to take a picture of Libby with Stephen Root because I _forgot the policy because I was so starstruck_.

Also love him handing out to detentions to the dead vampire students at the end of the Buffy film.

I don’t want to fight Japan. If that umbrella yokai shows up — or, nightmare fuel, a platoon of them, all marching, and opening and closing their umbrella flaps while staring at me with unblinking googly eyes — I am just going to run. Get court martialed. The whole thing.

"We had 111 missiles shot from the Islamic Republic of Japan."

While we are all appreciating Mr Root in Widow’s Bay, and his many other funny or scary or homely or smart characters, I want to point out the nearly impossible feat of life creation (bringing a character to life on screen) he achieved in The Empty Man, which would be spoiled if I type another word.

Owners should just say directly, “My luxury is more important than your very life, and this government agrees with me, so don’t get any ideas.”

I heard the most passive-aggressive statement possible in a song. The most passive and the most aggressive. If someone said that to me I’m not sure how I would react.

AI stealing (thieving, pirating, robbing) that face and expression from decades of cartoonists and somehow making everything look dead and shabby.

Your beauty evaluations of people are subjective and bizarre and unique and personal and did I mention subjective and very often creepy and at times nauseating and just way, way, way too much information about you. Keep them to yourself. For your quiet time with your Blue Raspberry Slurpee.

He hates dialogue so that hastens things appreciably.

He'll probably recommend a new naturopathic supplement, Dried Raccoon Pizzle Powder, that will be sold by a company he has investment in.

Post apocalyptic thrills Corman style as desperate folk face rampant machismo and gruesome mutants. And we always need naked shrieking terror. 1955. #horrorcommunity #horrorfamily #horrormovie #horrorfilm #horrorfan #classichorror #horroraddict #filmsky #horrorsky #mutantfam #horrorfam #monsterfam

Can’t wait to put these communist moochers on video.

Governments and billionaires: you will learn to love and use AI even as the beatings continue. All the water is ours. You will enjoy the massive fifty foot walls of the data center in your town center in time. In time you will. Regular people: please remove this junk so I can just live my life.

I’m THE customer for the new ES, too. New GTA? Sure, why not. Let’s blast some fools. New ES? GET IN MY EYES NOW, hand-crafted fantasy realm. Do I wish ES would embrace early Gygax-Arneson dorkiness and weirdness? Yes. But I’m still happy to see D&D / high fantasy come to rich electronic life.

To players who are mad: we see you! The secret sauce to saving the games industry is developing player solidarity with workers. If you're seeing what's happening to gamedevs across our artform and you're mad about how devs are being treated? Tell them!

Virna Lisi by Willy Rizzo (1965)

One day Brendan Perry met Lisa Gerrard and now we have an abundance of neat music. I’m sure each would’ve made neat music had this meeting not happened but they are a fortuitous pairing, imo.

Honored, humbled and happy this morning to be recognized for our work on TASK! Thank you to all who nominated us! #taskhbo #emmys

Reminder, because I forget sometimes too. Bluesky has no algorithm. If you like something, even faintly, reskeet.

Funny how classic RPGs made by studios like Bethesda are about seeing reactive world events to major choices, but when faced with the consequences of their own choices Bethesda management is like "GET RID OF IT"

this is a good savvy question. i'm back pocketing this question

Actions, what even are they…

Early Bluesky was different.

@victoriastrauss.com Everything can be sorted with a chat. Two people. The text on the table between them. See what they can say about the text.

These are shows?

I never saw Euphoria but Colman deserves all the trophies generally.

Here is my son Something funny is that that blanket is well over 20 years old now and used to my childhood cat's favorite, too

Trump: "One of the things I talked to [Putin] about was 'Where would you want to meet?' And he said 'Ideally in Moscow.' I said 'You're not going to meet in Moscow.'…Would you go to Moscow?" Zelensky: "It's difficult. There are a lot of Ukrainian drones there."

Having spent time with your friends on your final day of life is probably as good as we can expect. I’d prefer my concluding thoughts not to be Pitbull lyrics and the sight of my last breath bubbles in the water filling into my submerged Tesla, but we can’t control chance.

Would anyone actually notice if all of his press conferences were just repeats of some taped speech or another?

I think they want us to stop being disappointed in them by just proceeding to having no expectations at all? Mission nearly accomplished.