Yo I heard Mark Zuckerberg is the dude from the One Guy One Jar video.

*farts into mic*

I may not know anything about the stock market but at least my ex told me that I have a Nasdaq

Are we roasting that healthcare CEO here too or what?

ICC issues arrest warrant for Israeli PM Benjamin Netanyahu

Truly blessed to be working next to a castle

This year keeps getting worse

New hero just dropped

It's November 19!

Dear Bluesky mods...

The last thing your brain worm sees before being roofied. (America is so cooked)

It's good seeing so many of my Twitter homies here

For all the new folks arriving, both #indiegame developers and players alike, I've got some starter packs below you might find useful 👍 🔸 Indie Game Studios - go.bsky.app/EbnyA2d 🔸 Solo Indie Devs - go.bsky.app/46HSs4C 🔸 Indie Game Publishers - go.bsky.app/DAoKtHj

Glad I didn't stay up for that joke of a fight

CTE claims another one

Sceptic is misapplied as suffix on vaccine-, climate- euro- etc. Scepticism is healthy practice of withholding confidence pending evidence. If you recoil from evidence and demand your own alternative pretend evidence it's denial.

My dad's dogs living that tough life

Shit like this makes me really miss Cape Town. The fuck is this?

No one does the Bartman anymore and that's why the world is in this state

Does anybody need millions of dollars worth of supplements?

Hi everyone. The Onion, with the help of the Sandy Hook families, has purchased InfoWars. We are planning on making it a very funny, very stupid website. We have retained the services of some Onion and Clickhole Hall of Famers to pull this off. I can't wait to show you what we have cooked up.

Went past the dispensary during my lunch break to pick up this week's supply. They sell loose edibles now. The rest of my day is gonna be relaxed as fuck I tell you what.

What in the skibidi is this rizz toilet?

I keep forgetting I have another void to scream into

Me watching the US election results come in

Help, I have become hopelessly addicted to Starview Valley

Today is African Penguin Awareness Day, so I'd like to make you aware of this clip of three African penguins taking a little stroll in the streets of Simon's Town, South Africa

“It can babysit your kids, walk your dog.”

I would die for Moo Deng

and they’re fighting like hell to keep him from entering the public domain

Like the great Yellowman once said, "Zungguzungguguzungguzeng"

Real video of @bsky.app showing up on Threads

UPDATE (October 10, 3:36am PT) on the DDOS attack on Internet Archive. We will share more as we know it.

Me to those bozo mods over on Threads

this stupidity of this shit truly cheese-grates my fucking spleen

Twitter is literally just 48 crypto dudes in matching Temu aviators paying $8 a month to LARP as ‘thought leaders’ in the comments of a Burger King promo

Well la-dee-frikken-da

Man, Threads sure sucks right?

My review of Beetlejuice Beetlejuice

*blows into mic*

This 98% humidity bullshit can fuck right the fuck off already

First review of the new year. Please enjoy www.youtube.com/watch?v=_j2k...

*farts into the mic

It's a Festivus miracle!

Happy Festivus

I keep forgetting about this place

Man these 3am bouts of existential crisis don't get better do they?