Tell me with a straight face he's wrong here

I know hoarding is bad and stuff but going through these old letters and post cards from friends is like.. Oh yeah I have had friends There were times and situations in my life where i wasn't struggling socially

something recently that I remember reading, I went online to find a newspaper article about it.. and I couldn't. And I was sitting there thinking.. I must have misremembered. Maybe I did misremember, but it's scary to think that if a few articles are deleted then I think it probably didn't happen

from 1400-1600 English experienced the great vowel shift, where the pronunciation of every long vowel in every dialect changed. Now we are experiencing the great verb shift, where every verb will soon be a euphemism for shag / diddle / pork / bang / bonk / bone / screw / scoodleypoop / smash / boff

i used to work in a charity shop and we got sooo many plush toys, too many to be able to display all the pristine / clean ones, let alone the very slightly scuffed or well-loved ones This is an excellent use of their bodies that my own surviving stuffed animal collection tell me they find beautiful

remember being worried about widespread unconscious racial biases the bearer wasn't aware of? now I wonder how much of that was valid vs liberal white psychologists trying to explain systemic racism without admitting to themselves they were surrounded by people who were secretly fervently racist

i hate how mentions have no clues around context. You come back the next day and someone is saying something to you (or maybe to someone else in a thread you posted in) about geography

i don't need social scripts but I would really appreciate detailed stage direction.. and direction in general i feel like i bring the wrong energy to every sort of interaction except the professional ones where i was allowed to shadow other people for a while before doing them

I did try this intentionally once as a young person but while I felt better in the moment I have felt bad about it for the last 20 years

"Now you are a Roman emperor you will be remembered for as long as there is history. For all of human civilization." The memory:

OMG.

Thanking the eugenicists for standing up for free speech is like thanking eugenicists for adding alt text to their meme about euthanizing visually impaired people

Three new ones! Plant your flag in the cerebellum. No, wait, don't do that. Anyway, buy some Anti-AI watercolor art! artologica.etsy.com

They've lost the 9yos

Obviously not as good as a direct donation but if you need to buy soap or presents for someone let me recommend Lush's watermelon soap. 75% of the proceeds go to Palestine and my whole room smells like watermelon now after buying just 100g of it as a birthday present.

when we do, civilization will have finally reached northern Europe The whole rest of the world is taking their shoes off indoors and we are just traipsing dirt everywhere AND we have more carpets than anyone!? What are we like!? #speirghorm www.rte.ie/lifestyle/li...

She did get 18 nominations, jaysus I remember her from that debate where she was rabid and bonkers Also, sorry, she's 65? What? How does she achieve this look? I guess she knows her season and has stopped wearing bright red. It must be that. I must find out what my season is

a lady got angry at me on the train today for having a bicycle and it's thrown me for hours Next time I will say: "I see your perspective and I'm sure you see mine. So what to do? In situations like this rules provide clarity. I direct you to the terms and conditions for travel on Irish Rail."

what's funny is if i am having an argument or debate with you and you ask me to info dump in the middle of it, no power in this earth could stop me oh no 🤖

If only paracetamol hadn't alienated conservatives by taking progressive issue positions on gender and race

Tell me what I'm missing We know that high levels of chronic stress repress the immune system. We know we need our immune systems to help with cancer (which is not caused by stress!) So why in #whenbreathbecomesair does the Oncologist not mention that working 16 hour days might not be helpful

Happy bi visibility day. Everything is terrible but I’m trying to find little joys. 🫶🏻

i didn't know the us had brought involuntary commitment back, i hadn't heard that i've had nightmares about that since i was a kid.. that and tornadoes. Now most of my nightmares are about being back at school but i still have the involuntary commitment ones

i thought there was no need to spend extra on a printer with wifi but considering how long i spend "troubleshooting" me not realizing i haven't connected it to the computer i think i was in error

I miss the old days when we'd conduct twitter polls to find out who was wrong and right in an argument and that was that

dad didn’t want to be outdone and sent me this one from pompeii

omg the M stands for Meow

This story is not getting the attention it deserves in fact it should be so shocking that it took over the CK story at this point. However, you would be hard pressed to find more than a couple people who even know what happened

my partner is an artist. art pays his half of our mortgage. AI can't solve the very specific and exact visual problems he solves yet. But customers are already asking why things are so expensive and can't it just be done in AI. The second it can, those customers are gone...

Reading Late Bloomer by Clem Bastow and she says #Neurotribes praised Asperger and made him more popular than previously.. Did I hallucinate where Silverman writes about how Asperger was a eugenicist who singled out the more disabled children to be killed?

bring back the scrolling <marquee>

hello fron an internaut of the 90s where we were really concerned about privacy and literally thought all the people we were chatting to were axe-murderers while simultaneously loving them dearly

Cowslip chewed her evening silflay and wondered why the humans were talking about silly things when they could all be pretending to be rabbits

it is NOT a paradox not to kill someone you disagree with who keeps saying "kill people you disagree with"... it's the opposite of a paradox... you disagree with them, therefore don't kill them.

civil has a different root to civilization wtf but it's certainly used like civilize and civilization is used. To mean be colonized and submissive or be a colonizer and act whatever way you feel like www.etymonline.com/search?q=civ...

ohhhh is this where reported speech comes from? (how we put everything back a step, e.g. "I am tired" > "she said she was tired")

it's like in Kurt and Courtney when that girl said she knew them and made up a bunch of stuff and the doc makers were like "ok cool will you send us those pics of you guys together" and she's like "yes definitely" and then "oh no i can't find them" but "oh hey we'll keep the interview in the doc"

So glad I'm not a doctor because all these health things you guys are noticing I am like "ok but don't faces do that sometimes?" "don't we all wake up with big purple marks on our hands?" "isn't it normal to lean forward like the tower of Pisa when we stand on occasion?" "certainly I fall up stairs"

I think real hitmen do exist but it's more like in I Love You to Death

Supposedly the first photographic evidence of the elusive Pallas's cat in Arunachal Pradesh, India by a wildlife survey

Would you like some good news? A new vaccine has just been approved for protecting koalas from chlamydia, which is one of their leading causes of death.

so i can just report people who tell me to "enjoy the camps" and you'll ban them?

It's always bad when people get murdered.. and also...

Obama is out here posting eulogies for a guy who spent his entire life arguing with kids in college campuses and calling for violence against gay and trans people. Real demonstration of whose lives matter in the US and whose don't Moreover, ICE must be destroyed

I keep thinking about how a couple of years ago someone walked into an apartment maybe 20 minutes away from mine and murdered a trans woman named Unique Banks and shot her mom, her boyfriend, and two other trans fems and it barely got a news story and meanwhile Moreover, ICE must be destroyed

RFK won't see your post about his brain worm but your friend's brain worm will

why is the bus so expensive #ireland #speirghorm so we have a cost of living crisis and I have to spend 130-160 euro a month just to get to use public transport?