An American leader who believes in science.

Go get em big guy!

May the Fourth be with you.

Eat the rich.

This has to be the most beautiful thing I’ve ever seen.

Note that there's been no threat to sue over this statement. I know I would be suing for tens of millions if I was innocent.

To repeat: if you are attending the White House Correspondents Dinner tonight and you are not planning to actively protest the presence of Trump and his henchmen and yet you claim to be a journalist and a patriotic American.. You are neither a journalist nor an American STAND FOR SOMETHING

So. Kash. You’re gonna go after The Southern Poverty Law Center? What’s next? The ACLU? FRO you drunk POS. Spoken as a true irres drunk.

Y'all know what to do with this one...😎

“Fans of the rich world George Lucas created can expect a consistent output of wildly varying guesses at what might appeal to them,” said Disney CEO Josh D’Amaro

What’s all this about?

I didn’t think I could admire her more. But, this face directed at rfkjr. Perfection.

Dear Media: Blindly quoting the President without fact-checking or context is just misinformation with a press pass. We don’t need stenographers; we need journalists. Do your job.

Hate the Book. But luv this guy. www.facebook.com/reel/1309682...

OMG! I done a good thing! Dinty Moore can suck one.

Splash!

It’s funny. Republican women have more gay husbands than gay men.

If the executive is holding the Constitution hostage then States should be able to invoke State's rights under crisis and stop funding the federal government. Using the money we pay to kidnap our rights is taxation without representation

Still relevant today. Maybe more so. youtu.be/_8_JqGPteKk?...

Celebrating the 250th anniversary of the United States with the dumbest, most corrupt president ever in power is a bit like celebrating a wedding anniversary after your spouse murdered all your children and drained your bank accounts.

Wow. Facepalm is just sooooo ful of stupid lately. I can’t even…

RFK Jr.: ‘I Am 6 Animal Penises Away From Curing Cancer’ https://theonion.com/rfk-jr-i-am-6-animal-penises-away-from-curing-cancer/

I love this...

Curious: When does all the 'winning' start?

This. 👇👇👇

Big Daddy Vladdy gets tons of money, and Bibi gets to slaughter Muslims. It’s all very simple.

I love GWAR: Swarm: (Stop breathing, stop eating) The human swarm consumes the earth (Stop breeding, stop feeding) You eat and fuck, it's all your worth (Stop pissing, stop shitting) Your existence is a curse (Stop crying, start dying) Will you please stop giving biiiiiirth?

Are we tired of all the winning yet?

Don’t let the door hit you on the way out, Kristi Noem.

No “stupid rules of engagement“? Fuck you Pete! There’s a reason those rules exist you fuckin prick!

> @covie93.bsky.social

Things are fucked. Give me novacain. Or a lobotomy. Whichever.

It keeps getting funnier, EVERY SINGLE TIME I SEE IT! Love Beetlejuice. youtu.be/5ESRtx-sZ8A?...

I pay 30% of my income to taxes, and barely get 10% of it back, EVERY YEAR. Billionaires should pay the same or more.

He's got Exonorhea.

I approve this message.

Spread this FAR AND WIDE.

Charlie don’t surf. RIP Mr. Duval.

OMG! The accuracy! Blondi, and the entire administration must be Impeached, arrested, convicted, and executed(or at least imprisoned).