Guess which of these countries has a law allowing forced labor as punishment for crime, generating value to be sold by the state for pennies

this election could have been a guillotine

Tired: liberals keep shoveling billions at cops and supporting campus crackdowns because they think it will win conservative votes Wired: liberals keep shoveling billions at cops and supporting campus crackdowns because those things reflect their sincere preferences and they want to do them

damn babe are you a costco hot dog cause uh, i can’t stop thinking about you

that IS the devil speaking body hair is like the wings of an angel!

the devil on my shoulder is telling me to go shave my entire body again and tbh shes got a point, im kinda feeling disgusting lately

Retweet if you would care for a pet leaf.

i look to my left. there is a devil on my shoulder. "you should cut your hair short and dye it some bright unnatural color!" the devil says. i look to my right. to my surprise, its another devil. "have you considered drawing porn?" he says as he shrugs.

that would either fix me or make me so much worse but I need that as well

lesson learned. Only put a ring on it when them thangs hanging and swinging andshit.

My cockring slipped and now theres a bruise on my peanus

Cutest little Liger out there if you ask me.

i love them all so much and it hurts to wonder if they feel the same as i do. it hurts it hurts it hurts

who would have guessed that having only a handful of friends for 20 years fucks you up a whole lot. i fucking hate feeling unwanted like this. i feel like shit.

"don't be silly of course they don't secretly hate you" okay but what if. what if they do. what if they think im annoying. what if im too clingy or too needy. i always thought i dont care what others think of me but now im scared to death about my friends liking me back as much as I like them

Hey wanna see an cool trick? *is afraid of my friends secretly hating me and stops writing them to not be annoying, further sabotaging myself and the few friendships i have* Wanna see it again?

I need to be clicker trained so bad for real

Shoutout to trans

Also you might find out somethin new and exciting about yourself! Maybe you like them as well! Maybe all you need to become a filthy disgusting kinkslut is someone who gets you into it! Maybe you just need someone to show you how fucking hot all these disgusting things are! Doesnt that sound nice?

Its very important to interact with people who have extreme fetishes you do not share. Talking with others about piss shit diapers humiliation roleplay even if you do not get off to it helps you to unlearn the disgust reaction that the far right preys upon and makes you an more accepting person

im gonna ask her to peg me while i scream her name. in case that wasnt clear.

i am so fuckinh horny i need to kiss someones tummy

Seriously though, I do prefer the term "pansexual," especially as a genderqueer person. I understand why people use "bisexual": it's more established and therefore requires less explanation to cishets, and it can include more than the "bi-" implied in the prefix. To each their own. 🖤

Oh, have I found a new sexual label? (I love Bluesky.)

hey dude could you beat the shit out of me real quick just absolutely beat me up and stuff. Yeah this is an sex thing why do you ask?

if a man EVER says "i just use dude as a gender neutral term!" he's lying. if a transgirl who skateboards and rock climbs with the clockiest, huskiest voice calls you dude? is she single? can i get her number? do you think if i asked nicely she would laugh at me and call me a dork and spit in my fac

haha heyy how would u like a porn star sister who constantly toes the line of incest by involving you behind the camera because its just easier to shoot with more people, when its not just her, so you regularly watch her getting her brains fucked out

There are many uses for a hole other than the primary one. subscribestar.adult/spacepupsilver

Remember! Breathplay is never safe. It's just less deadly when someone else is there. Never play solo!

When your leather daddy finally hits his mid life crisis and needs hourly validation that he is a 'cool dad'.

Trans women who dont shave or tuck are trans women. Trans men without top surgery are trans men. Nonbinary people of any kind are whatever the fuck they tell you they are. Intersex people deserve your respect. Not respecting them is not an option.

Fish-coded pet play where you give me a respirator hose and a mermaid tail and keep me in a giant aquarium

goku has touched and improved more lives than any president of any country ever has

INCREASINGLY CLOSER-TO-DIVORCED WIFE: honey do you think you’ll ever be romantically or sexually interested in me again HUSBAND 2 HOURS INTO A MR BEAST VIDEO: not another damn unnecessary sex scene attempt 😂

“if we put 100 trans people on an island they’d never be able to reproduce” you don’t know the trans people i know. new ways to reproduce would be discovered easily

they call me 007, 0 responsibilities 0 ambitions and 7 beers

they call me 420, 4 eyes, 2 chins and 0 bitches

I traveled half across the country to get some dick once but that was by train tho.

“if misgendering a trans woman would stop nuclear war would you do it?” what would happen if you called your kid to make amends with them, what about that

observe the oblong

gender criticals: it’s ok for women to be masculine and men to be feminine. that’s actually good gender criticals when a woman gets a haircut and dresses masculine: i am going to kill myself

Back on tumblr they got me hooked up on pupplay and bdsm and fantasized about at best unethical fetishes. Where are they here I need to find my pack

The toaster is right Firefox is the best webbed browser

I need to get more weirdos in my feed for real. Where are the pathetic failgirls talking about biting and girlstink and shit? Where are the faggots lusting over old fat men? Where are the genderpunks talking about eating the rich? This new enclosure is empty and im NOT thriving

Another scribble #furryart

imprison him for his cwimes

Me Me Me

doing this with my mutuals

Every time I hear the blues, I think of Echo Town