Ich Samstags

Wie badass kann man sein? Iranische protestierende: Ja.

Toll. Jetzt schon zwei Tage Lass die Finger von Vene-Zuela als Ohrwurm

You spin my gato right round, right round.

I recommend this talk by jiawen uffline from this years 39c3 media.ccc.de/v/39c3-a-med...

My Christmas ritual is watching Adam Curtis documentations. You know, just to give yourself a little grounding while you watch the collapse of the communist system and then democracy afterwards via home videos, just as a little treat. www.youtube.com/playlist?lis...

Vielen ist in dieser neuen mulipolaren Weltordnung nicht bewusst, das auch ich über Honey&Mustard Prezelpieces verfüge und Willens bin diese nach Doktrin auch auf dem Sofa einzusetzen.

Hi there friendows, My last blogpost of the year. Or maybe ever, I dunno yet. Just read it if you want. rootcat.de/blog/hackedm...

Sam Altman: hey I made a machine that stole literally all your stuff in order to make CSAM of your child actors, sometimes it encourages people to kill themselves Disney: Holy shit here's a billion dollars Altman: the machine loses more than that each week but thank you. Soon it will become god.

Ich zeig euch mal wo die Maus die Locken hat

Who do I look up to? Who are my role models? Well, thats easy, it's these gals!

Bin ich eigentlich der einzige, der beim Einfüllen vom Hygienespühler in die Waschmaschine, immer kurz den Impuls verspürt diese klyne Becherchen wie nen Shot zu trinken?

I just love this single purpose domains/sites. This one is golden. stopcitingai.com

A cyber work of art from @doublepulsar.com

The song of my people

Remember kids, it's only a highly sophisticated nation-state threat actor until the teenagers behind it are caught.

This could be us, but your busy breaking LLMs with the seahorse emoji.

Frogperson was the hero we needed an the one we deserved.

Yesterday I met a guy on a plane. Chill dude, has some weird theories about oxygen masks tho. Apparently he sells soap.

Mood

The rumors are true. Hackers have obtained footage of me showering. To get ahead of the narrative I will release it here myself.

This could be us, but you're busy deploying shells on Jaguar Land Rover.

Montag früh. Unironisch Eurodap hören. Ich kanns empfehlen. www.youtube.com/watch?v=CrSG...

Salt & Vinegar einfach der Piss-Kink unter den Chips.

Hallo, ja, ich möchte diesen Blog empfehlen über Sci-Fi Art. Der hat das immer so thematisch sortiert und ich find das toll. 70s-sci-fi-art.ghost.io

Me

Me.

Mood

Hacking Ze Germans Password preferences differs regionally and oh boy do Germans love their compliance. I wrote a short, very dirty script to generate good password candidates for password spraying, targeting German speaking organizations. github.com/rootcathacki...

When encountering lovecraftian horror people loose their shit, unfathomable fear. Well I have an anxiety disorder and have this sometimes when I'm making banana milk and then just move on. In this essay I will prove why me, some mdma, and a bunch of neurodivers buddies can take on cosmic horror...

Holded immer noch true

Years ago, when we tried to connect to the Internet the modems cried out in rage and agony. We did not heed their warning.

Falls ihr Usecases für den offiziellen Bild.de Chatbot sucht - der Bot kann auf alle Bild-Artikel seit 2021 zugreifen und ist sehr flexibel in der Kontextualisierung :)

Slow Friday today? Why not spoof some GitHub commits - you know, spread a little chaos. Go a little nuts, as a lil treat. How about making it look like the CEO of GitHub co-authored your tmux config files? My buddy pfiatde got you covered! Read his blogpost here: badoption.eu/blog/2025/04...

This could be us, but you are busy with dropping mimikatz signed with a valid McDonalds certificate on fortune 500 companies.

Read about ZIP password protected files, in a new blogpost from my buddy pfiatde. As with all his blogposts, this is worth your time and as usual memetastic! badoption.eu/blog/2025/04...

There was no classified information on the death star in these conversations.

My fellow hacking people, let me direct you to NoPhish by powerseb, only the best phishing tool out there. Sure, it's cool that it is really underground and all, but honestly it is fucking great and it deserves some recognition for that. github.com/powerseb/NoP...

Mentally I'm here

My plans for the weekend

Mentally I'm here

A new blogpost about backdoors and persistance in AWS accouts. This time I even found some other mad cloudhacker to nerd with me. It's long, weird and has a cute cat in it. Come and read it folks. rootcat.de/blog/thecatf...

When I say I got that dog in me, this is what he looks like:

Member when Intelbroker dumped a bunch of stuff from Cisco, and was saying they played weird games with him. Rootcatfarm remembers. Well now, Kraken seems also pissed and sayin the same, backing that up with NTLM admin hashes and Kerberos Ticket Granting account.

Ich empfehle die garantiert unaufgeregten Plots zur Sonntagsfrage von D. Kriesel. Die Schlagseitenanalysen sind auch toll. dkriesel.com/sonntagsfrage

Game studio announcements be like, “We laid off all your favourite devs! But don’t worry, all the people actually responsible for the horrible decision-making that led to this massive failure are staying on :) and they will still be driving their new Porsches :) all is well!!!!!”

This could be us, but you're busy exploiting Palo Alto Bootloader

Sure, I drop MDMA with you and go nuts with you to *checks notes* squirrel wawa techno sounds.

I hope this email finds you well How the email found me