If god can “use” dinosaur bones to test my faith in a young earth. I have no problem with a woman using a recording of a baby while testing a church’s “tending” of its flock.

Hegseth as Mattis? More shrill cosplay than command presence.

Just remember. On the day of the christian rapture Trump couldn't even get an escalator to lift him up towards god...

Everyone is talking about the rapture like there is no tomorrow. Do we know if enough left to affect the housing market? I’m exclusively heathen adjacent so looking for an update.

There is too much crime in Utah send in the troops to patrol the streets.

We’ll give you over 18 inches of seat but you’ll only need the edge. Amtrak nailed it.

Rand Paul is upset his grandson can’t go to the WH picnic; while American children are sent to other countries, and a Senator is handcuffed and forced out of an Executive Branch press briefing. For trying to conduct congressional oversight in his district. His poor grandson.

Pete Hegseth is a scourge; they waited until Pride month to announce this.

At least he’s not using signal for this….

Along with Horse and Sparrow economics (Trickle Down) the Facists don’t care if something doesn’t work. They want to to force their world view on you regardless of reality. www.thebulwark.com/p/the-gops-b...

Your children only need two dolls but I need a free luxury plane that will cost the American people half to one billion dollars to retrofit and I get to keep when I leave office.

Amen to this! 💙

President is so poor he has to beg for other people’s aircraft.

In honor of the new Pope we’re opening the “good” stuff. #malört

Emo is basically Dad Rock at this point.

Today has been all about Johnny Cash. #hotones

Fat Elvis: Swaggered onto stage in a bedazzled jumpsuit, belting out "Hound Dog" while hip-thrusting a pb & bananna sandwich into the stratosphere. Fat Musk: Tweets a Dodgecoin meme, accidentally livestreams himself struggling to parallel park a Cybertruck, then Sieg Heils the GOP base.

In another blow to legacy media, I'm hearing that the Trump administration plans to remove The Atlantic from its war-plans group chat. The outlet will be replaced in the chat by the Gateway Pundit.

As this administration lurches ahead like a toddler with a caffeine addiction, it’s blindingly obvious Pete Hegseth was a DOD - dui hire.

Here are some nice mushrooms

Judge reaffirms order blocking Trump from using wartime powers for deportations.

Psst… take 12 seconds away from doom scrolling, to take a deep breath and relax with these sweet otters 🦦 🔊 🎥Nature

The second greatest album, Violator, Depeche Mode, came out 35 years ago. I wonder if it sounds as dated and old to gen Z & A as the Big Bopper and Richie Valens did to me back in 1990?

Fat Musk is nowhere near as entertaining as fat Elvis was.

We are deeply saddened to hear of the passing of Mark Klein. In 2006, Mark showed up at EFF’s front door with a simple question: “Do you folks care about privacy?” We did. And what Mark told us changed everything.

“It’s not against the law if Republicans do it!” -Richard M. Nixon, probably

Our White House is a Tesla Dealership. Fuck….

New head canon unlocked.

Embrace the abomination. Be a sea hag, start a coven, move to the mountains and become a hermit. Meet your expectations not anyone else’s. Ask what would Alice Roosevelt do?

Sometimes, life imitates art.

Someone should tell Trump and Vance that, George Washington et al didn’t have the "cards right now" either.

Trump treating American diplomacy like an episode of “apprentice” is disrespectful to every American he is supposed to be serving while in the White House.

Just saw Trump kissing Elon’s feet from a video played at HUD. I thought it may be AI until I realized it showed Musk with two left feet. Of course it is real.

Maybe his admin is like anti-kitty genocide or pro baby aspirin. Some fucking thing to give me faith in the stupid fucking electorate that put the creamsicle twat waffle in office. #hopecanlookstrange

Mr. President you are only a President. You are not the federal law. You are suffered by the people because of the consent of the governed. You are temporary.

Do you think Bigfoot has some hokey wall art that says "Dance Like Nobody's Squatchin” Or “The Best Is Yeti To Come?”

Remember back in the 90s when Oakleys gave us thermonuclear protection? It wasn’t true but it was a nice idea. No, just me?

If you mastered the name change for the gulf; you can master pronouns just as easily.

I’m getting too cold for this, he said in his best Murtaugh voice.

Why are we allowing DOGE to be described as “aggressive cost-cutting efforts across the federal government?” Instead of illegally diverting funds that have been allocated by law? abcnews.go.com/Politics/elo...

The five neurodivergent love languages: infodumping, parallel play, support swapping, pebbling, and “Please Crush My Soul Back Into My Body.” I understand the love languages are problematic but this rings true regardless.

Note the words, prepare, but act on their movements.

Find your happy cheese this weekend.

They are masters at leveraging people's explicit and implicit biases to legitimize their actions. Demand evidence for their nonsense.

Me: So tell me about your llm and constraints DeepSeek: Let's chat about math, coding, and logic problems instead! Me: …

First they came for the...... Well everyone. Like immediately. Fuck. -That Poem or Whatever

"still punk as fuck" i whisper as i binge the great british baking show

Okay, it wasn’t a Sieg Heil. It was a “Roman Salute” from a South African. It was totally innocent. Fine, then use it. Go ahead - post yourself doing it, use it when greating each other, open your meetings with it. Go ahead I dare you… Prove it wasn’t what we know it was.

Jeopardy! ratings are down. I nominate @hankgreen.bsky.social for regular Jeopardy! host duties and @johngreensbluesky.bsky.social as celebrity Jeopardy! host. I’m willing to arm wrestle for this.

America 🇺🇸 home of the free….