To catch a matador

Pronouncing matador like predator, also spelling it that way.

Share your favorite black and white movie.

Apparently they also spray painted "ACID IS GROOVY" on an ICE van.

‘This Is Like Something Out Of A David Lynch Film,’ Says Man Driving Car With Headlights On

Hey, you horror hounds... My buddy Craig is giving away ebook of HUMAN TENDERLOIN: A COLLECTION OF HORROR STORIES on Amazon today. It'd be pretty silly to miss it. Paul Tremblay & Stephen Graham Jones liked it...what do you have to lose. I got mine! For free! #booksky 💙📚

New EPM: From The Conference Room Of A Prestigious Southern University ⚔️ Jon pays a campus visit to a formerly tiny centrist. David reacts to the latest GWAR news. overcast.fm/+AAr_rtHaUxM

This is a trick question — no album with this cover actually exists.

Worst. Rapture. Ever.

What's a movie you've seen a million times but will watch a million more? Jaws — still the greatest summer blockbuster. #filmsky 📽

Sorry, rapture tomorrow doesn't work for me, I haven't seen the new PTA movie yet.

Rap? Sure.

I think we can all agree you should not give hepatitis B to a baby that was almost born.

If you're planning on being raptured, is it okay if I finish that sandwich?

We have always been at war with Tylenol

What they didn't tell you is that aspirin is a gateway drug.

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Not just the worst president but the worst possible president. Great job America.

No wonder Trump fans are brain dead. These ads. My lord. Imagine seeing these ads every time the president posts. (Went there bc @numb.comfortab.ly posted a funny glitch)

"it's too much liquid" going into the baby, instantly up there with the injecting bleach moment.

The whole time that Trump has been saying dumb shit about vaccines, which goes back well before he got into politics, his big issue has always been that The Needle Is Too Big, and that there's too much stuff in it. They're putting dozens, hundreds of things in the needle, it's too big for babies.

watching kimmel tomorrow

Pronouncing Se7en exactly as it's spelled.

It was either this or call Xfinity customer service to upgrade their plan so it could handle all the cancellations — not a hard decision.

Sleepy dog, pass it on 🐾🖤🐾 #dogsky 🐕

The WNBA won won won with 1-1-1: defector.com/the-wnba-won...

Because the president will murder you! Hilarious, right?

Be sure to report anyone not vigorously mourning the passing of Robert Redford in the way you'd expect to their employers. Let's get them fired! Is that how it works, now? Or no...because Redford actually contributed something meaningful to the world? Just trying to get rules straight.

New EPM: ⤵️ “Practicing Politics The Right Way” Jon and David consider Ezra Klein’s essay about Charlie Kirk. epm.fireside.fm/345

RIP

Live your life so that after you die and people quote the things you said, the vice president doesn't accuse them of committing a hate crime.

He effortlessly displayed an easy decency and groundedness a sense of honor that in a dark time was what we needed in a hero Besides his amazing body of work his creation of Sundance was transformative to our industry What a brilliant legacy I’d recommend watching ALL IS LOST elegant work RIP hero

So pleased to see this — great character in a great show.

Can't believe Bluesky gave me a 24 hour ban for saying rest in peas when the Green Giant died.

Can't believe Bluesky gave me a 24 hour ban for saying rest in pies when Marie Callender died.

Unfairly dismissed on its release, Friedkin's follow up to The Exorcist has gained near mythic status in the years since. While the film itself doesn't quite live up to its current reputation, it is still a dark and thrilling meditation on greed, morality, and fate — ★★★★ 📽️ #Criterion

I've been to Logan Utah and the closest I came to being radicalized was when we went out to dinner and I learned you had to know a secret handshake in order to see the wine list.

The Aimee Mann & Ted Leo Christmas Show is back! The holidays wouldn't be the same without this night of music and mirth. Don't miss this yuletide tradition! Pre-sale starts Wed 9/10 10am local (password Drifter2025 ) Info at aimeemann.com/tour @aimeemann.bsky.social

Age verification? I recorded Live Aid on extended play.

IT DOESN'T MATTER IF YOU THINK THE SIGNATURE IS FAKE — IT IS IN A BOOK OF LETTERS FROM TWENTY YEARS AGO

100% of people know Trump's signature on that disgusting birthday card is real, just as 100% of people knew that Christine Blasey Ford and Anita Hill were telling the truth. The right is a force for violent misogyny and the media is mired in terminal, nonsensical bothsides-ism. So here we are.

New episode of EPM: “Maximum Lethality, Not Tepid Legality” Jon and David celebrate Secretary Hegseth’s bold new vision for America’s warfighters. overcast.fm/+AAr_ruX37EA