my job is getting me a 26 ultra today and I am soooooo excited to play with that little pen

at a weekend-long birthday festival for my friend. one of the girls pulled me aside and asked to play with my hair 🥰

I maintain that Ultra Beasts are some of the coolest shit Pokemon ever did

you can speak however you want of the dead if they were a terrible person

I shouldn’t have to text my landlord at 1 am to tell him to enforce the noise policy with my neighbors 😭 BE CONSIDERATE!! Idc if it’s Friday night! Nobody wants to hear your boom boom wub wub nonsense! Your music sucks neighbor!! Your apartment probably smells like moldy foot cheese too!!!

Talk With The People: Need for Speed Thursday 7/9 at 7PM. On Twitch, YouTube, TikTok, Instagram, or wherever you get your mayor. twitch.tv/nyc_mayor

seriously considering buying a ripstik board

gaming is fucked but honestly id be perfectly happy never buying a new game again. my backlog is so fuckin big id never be bored

🩷 In case you missed the reveal on Saturday, here it is! Ape Escape 3 is BACK! 🩵 I’ll be joined by the wonderful @izzy-exe.bsky.social this upcoming Saturday to start our “Soul-Link” inspired playthrough of Ape Escape 3! To learn more about the series, watch this trailer! 🐒🏝️ #apeescape #apeescape3

If I go to a phone store and the sales rep thinks I’m cute but then asks me for my number… is he doing his job or flirting???

MICROSOFT: We're laying off 3,000+ Xbox employees SONY: We're not making physical discs or physical memory cards or physical controllers and GTA will cost $325 NINTENDO: Star Fox is real now and will call you on your birthday

Xbox is stupid nvm

press 1 in chat if you’re a hateful dog

We gone build this lil noodle a house in Pokopia and if ur body is tea come to the stream and put a 69 in the chat!!

Was talking about what I look for in a girl with friends, honestly I feel I’m pretty reasonable. I’d like her to have or be: -Motivated -Friendly, respectful -Great laugh -Passionate about interests -Can dodge a magic spell -Have a Movement of at least 6 -Critical hit rate of 25% or more -Real

apathy stems from jealousy, and jealousy is ugly. turn your jealousy into admiration or adoration.. you’ll find strength.

a casual 7 year break to play a bunch of video games would be really nice

it feels really good to have purpose

They need to let Sonic be a little messed up like kiss a human again or something

Rhythm heaven is so much fun!!!!!!

can the new Splatoon game just come out already

Dark times call for reckless purchases. Visit The Onion Store.

Some people don't know about Wii U discs

toxic obsession over another individual is scary behavior. be peaceful and practice healthy thought patterns. acknowledge mistakes and attend therapy 🫶

let those bitches talk their shit. they don't know the full story. stay jealous of me sweetheart... my life is too busy for the drama. (this is what my brain does every time I feel like people are staring at me)

not everybody in the content creator/streamer space wants to stand out. some of us just want friends to enjoy the same interests with. like a little table to sit with in the lunchroom.

I didn’t realize how many accounts I’m following that haven’t even made a post since spring of 2025. Just cleaned house on my list.. wow 😭

Happy Pride Month

with it being the last day of pride month, it's the last day that any lesbian is able to kiss me without me moving in the next day. after june 30th, you're financially locked in for at least 3 years of sugaring and housing at my whims and fancies. not sorry, I make the rules

On the last day of Pride Month, happy Trans Pride, now and forever and ever and ever, Amen.

discords have venting chats but where the fuck can I brag about my wins

drive thru person opened the window to tell me my hair is pretty!! she didn’t even wait to tell me when my food is ready so I got all excited and she had to apologize 😂😂 smh

Cuties spotted!

I watched Anohana again because it’s been 10 years since one of my best childhood friends died. It’s cathartic to see a friend group fight through their grief and reconcile. It’s not a perfect show but it’s a beautiful story. Life really isn’t fair, but there’s still so so much joy to be found in it

I would like an unreasonably expensive meal please

I see right through bullshit!! I will not stand for it!!!

she can join the polycule as long as she’s not creepy

online dating apps are becoming so disenchanting 😭

sometimes your shuffle is a blatant reminder of who you used to be

My fundraiser may be called the “Protect the Dolls Charity Fundraiser”, but this is simply out of relevance to the saying and to challenge allies to actually fight for ALL trans people! I’ve been saying to not count out our trans brothers and siblings. I’m doing this for everyone! 🏳️‍⚧️🩷 (Read below!)

Goh from Pokemon Journeys!!! Ash’s newest best friend, and the only friend who had a goal close to as ambitious as his.

We were discussing whether the cats should be allowed on the counter. So I decided to make sure it was safe for them.

Here’s that Derek Hill catch. Holy hell.

don't sleep on choice scarf ditto

I’ve moved so many times that I’m extremely capable of messing up my zip code on any given billing address

Bruno Mars is by far one of the most talented individuals to ever exist. What a phenomenal voice. His dancing is also incredible. I think I’ll always love him

The Steam Summer Sale has begun! Coromon is a whopping 75% off ($4.99 USD). ☀️ If you’ve been waiting to play the remaster, your chance is here! 😎

I just want to know what it’s like to live a life in colony 9 of the bionis

Unbeatable for Switch 2 next month my fellas