This stowaway truly was sly as a fox. A red fox somehow slipped onto a cargo ship that traveled from Southampton, England, to New York.

I sometimes worry that too many people think being a good critic means being a self-righteous dick about every little thing and I think far too many miss the point that you can't critique anything if you don't know how to love something.

Happy MarTen longfriends! #martenday

That awkward moment when you accidentally belt out 5k words in one sitting at 2AM 🙃 #justADHDthings

A friend of mine was a production assistant on this! It's a fun cute animated short that you can check out right now on YouTube if you've got three minutes free!

I found the world's nicest graffiti in the sports bar bathroom.

Daylight Savings Time 😭😭😭

I spent the morning at chili

Sweet sweet home 🌷 morning studies with some of my characters

Sorry I'm not more open-minded about LLMs, it's just some fucking maniacs shoveled out a bunch of useless bloatware featuring that technology, did not give me any chance to opt out, reorganized the entire economy around it, zeroed out gains made by green energy, and made it impossible to buy RAM

Mr Rogers positivity on a Friday @bytwistwood.bsky.social

Harrison Ford accepting his SAG-AFTRA Life Achievement Award: “It’s a little weird to be getting a life achievement award at the half point of my career. It’s a little early isn’t it?” See the full winners list: bit.ly/ActorWins26

What a surprise, Darren Aronofsky's AI-generated "On This Day... 1776" is terrible. Want to hear me rant about? Just posted my video review of it!

Doing things a little differently this year but here it is. Sorry that I took so long to get it out. youtu.be/q-KtFcMtmcQ

Is AI a good thing?

Persist against all odds

I almost had an evil breakfast

Chinese gamer banter is on a level we can't even hope to compete with

BAAAHHHH

Lightly frosted

the snoofing

IT HASN'T EVEN BEEN A WEEK!

I can't wait for Toy Story 5 to end with the toys and iPad realizing they can get along and do things together, like watch Disney+ on the Disney+ App now available on the Apple App Store

Watching South Korea sentence their former president to prison and the UK arrest Prince Andrew

THE WINNER

Debating if I respect Darren Aronofsky enough to correct the line where I accidentally called him "Darronofsky"

THE LOCAL PUPUSA PLACE IS DELIVERING AGAIN

emerald fennell's Shin Wuthering Heights

The GOAT movie is out this weekend, and who better to review it than me, a movie goat? "A Goat Furry Reviews The Goat Movie" is out now on YouTube!

whenever i clean my apartment my dog just stands perfectly still in the middle of whatever room i'm in and stares at me like this

Goat movie Goat movie Goat movie Goat movie

i am in a telegram chat full of lynx furries and they keep spamming this

What's so amazing about Jim Henson as a puppeteer is that he could literally be explaining that Kermit is made out of felt and ping pong balls and yet Kermit still feels alive the whole time he's doing it

Watched the new Mandalorian and Grogu "trailer." When Baby Yoda started lifting the rein with the force, I genuinely thought it was an AI visual glitch for a second.

Last October.

Surprise! I'm part of #helluvaminibang2025! If you want to read about Octavia grappling with the events of Sinsmas, check out "The Stars Are Not The Same Without You." Featuring illustrations from @sauketz.bsky.social and @bondforgedsky.bsky.social! @helluvaminibang.bsky.social. Link below ⬇️

Why would you cut away from this, NBC

Art inspired by Chapter 13 of "Seven Weeks to Armageddon"!

I watched Markiplier's Iron Lung movie, and I liked it a lot! But I still have some critiques of it. "Iron Lung: A Critical Fan's Review" is up right now on YouTube!

Note I added on to my manuscript revision today: "rewrite this line to be actually funny"

that's what @danielgoldhorn.bsky.social gets

Iron Lung good. I'm gonna see if I can rush out a review because I have a lot to say about it.

lmao I just misspelled Chris Stuckmann's name as "Christ Stuckmann"

Yeah so what if I'm making an Electric State review a year after the movie came out? I read the book and had things to say. Check out my newest video, "The Electric State is the Worst Film Adaptation", right now on YouTube! 📽️

Shout-out to The Hollywood Reporter for calling Thomas Paine's iconic Common Sense "the country’s first viral TikTok."

Did Discord change their GIFs tab or something? It's suddenly gotten a lot worse when I'm searching for GIFs to send people.

ICE murdered Renée Good in broad daylight. Less than 3 weeks later, they killed Alex Pretti, shooting him 10 times. Every day, we watch as people are ripped from their cars, their homes, their lives. We can't allow ourselves to look away from this cruelty. Abolish ICE.

Does anyone remember that we're less than four months away from the first theatrical Star Wars movie in six years