you buy a plush dragon at the store and leave it on your bed before you go to the kitchen to eat when you come back, the dragon is surrounded by a few little pipe cleaner kobolds

this is the point we have been trying to make! it doesn't matter if you find certain kinks gross, you still have to stand up for it or they'll just keep going and going. fantasy is becoming illegal

YCH done for @jayhearts.bsky.social featuring him sitting on his man @nexusrain.bsky.social! These YCHs are still for sale if you’re interested all you have to do is comment and I’ll dm you 👍. Alts are in the replies!

(3/3) I’m very excited to be focusing more on art and trying to make it my main career that I can support myself from! Thanks for all your support everyone! 💙

they're having to lock me in a padded room because i didn't sniff enough armpit and i'm going crazy

Yesterday, the KIDS Act has Passed the E&C, and soon will be pushing into the house! This is a combination of KOSA, SCREEN Act, App Store Accountability Act, and other bills into one package. Contact your Reps, and tell them to OPPOSE these bills! Stay strong, and fight for your rights and privacy!

sorry to be annoying about this but it’s super important

I love my fans. I would brainwash every single one of you and force you to your knees in worship of my ass daily if I could. 🥰

Full Drunk AV Comic Thread 😇 CW: #AV, #AnalVore, #Micro, #Noncon, #Gas, #Musk

Big News! 🗞️ (1/5) So my mom has been recovering in the hospital from her knee surgery and I’ve been visiting her everyday. I told her how my commissions have really helped me out financially and …

俺の脇クッッッサ……❤❤の顔

just a reminder that you can flash me your penis in my DMs literally any time you want, don't even have to ask 😵‍💫

Commuting: “It’s the pits!”

i'd be cumming on the spot

i need your armpits to calm down

they should make a visual novel where you can date kobolds

If you're a protogen and your online order dicks misfire upon arrival, did it cum in the mail? WIP

NSFW Pawtreon February Sketch Reward #3 Looks like Catbulance is my newest undies/fart muffler, and the little gato seems to be enjoying every second of this big bad ass hehe 😈!

Fart and musk alts!

Finished YCH for @jayhearts.bsky.social Alts in replies!

It's literally the "we are still doing it but now we would like you to be less mad about it." post. After 3 backdowns that didn't even back down they pull out another BIG puppy eyed SUPER sorry backdown that ALSO doesn't back down. No. You've fuckied your last wucky, UwU. bsky.app/profile/teal...

Just a reminder while this is a victory, it's not over yet until Discord completely gives up on the age verification nonsense. Don't resubcribe to Nitro immediately.

“Sir, do you know why I pulled you over this evening?” “Because of the pot?” “What? No, pot’s awesome, I just wanted to suck your dick”

someone waited their ENTIRE LIFE to write that headline...

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you've heard of Fat Cock Friday. it's time for Men Mooning Monday

Remember if it glows it's a fed. Block early block often.

I'm hardly the first person to note this, but it's enormously instructive that our President and his followers saw the message "THE ONLY THING MORE POWERFUL THAN HATE IS LOVE" and understood it, correctly, as an attack on them

[P@treon release🔓] chomp

Part two of the handyman :)

I thought the mafia was supposed to be scary… This ain’t scary, this is… arousing…

jolteon

lizard training!

head deep

Year of the horse, everybody 🦝➡️🐴

God I need Oscar’s fat tiger cheeks

You know “the writters barely disguised fetish”, now prepare for “the writters extremely limited world view taken as a universal experience”

You know, sometimes I put stuff on my Throne account thinking "lol, lmao, no one is gonna pay for this but man is it funny" And then shit like this happens. I cannot stress to you how much danger this plush is in.

Makeout session [CM] @hyenathot.bsky.social

i think my problem with engaging with people on the internet is that everyone is cool and unique and deserves praise and attention and kindness and connection but the internet has a way of sort of just making that feel like an endless slurry so i dont really give anyone what they deserve

CW: Incest Bandit loves to tease Stripe about being the youngest, but his brother grew up in other places too! x3c #art #furryart #bluey

The art of dry humping till the bottom starts getting too needy n can’t help but whine for you to stop teasing has to unabashedly be one of my fav moments. Shakin that fat clothed ass n bouncin back on my bulge till that dick finally comes out n it’s all fun from there 🥴

big fat steamy wobbly gassy unwashed boy meat that’s just begging to be bred and huffed and eaten~

Part of a lil trade with @spicey-spaghets.bsky.social

Don’t choke 😳

Commission for @phlashdark.bsky.social