One of the best. RIP

well I picked a hell of a day to not pay attention to the timeline. WTF

🤮

I lost my job, my kids have measles, and it is now clear to me that the President of the United States is a pedophile. But at least I know that the Cracker Barrel logo won't be changed any time soon.

went in to get new tires, expecting around $1000. 3 hrs and $2250 later I now have new tires AND wheels because my car spent the first 4 years of its life in the northeast and the old wheels were corroded and leaked air. fuckin awesome. so happy

Fetterman sucks

Sam Darnold sports gambling arrest coming tomorrow

What is happening

Trump getting booed at the Commanders game

A legend. Rest in peace. komonews.com/news/local/s...

Things are fine.

This pisses me off so much. Sorry not sorry, legalized gambling has ruined the integrity of sports. Why does a pitcher making $6 million a year need kickbacks from prop bets?!

Oh JSN can complain and get a flag??? He's arrived. WR1.

Ok I’m really enjoying this

Let’s gooooooo

The “canonical” story how Rosalind Franklin got wronged by Watson and Crick inadvertently makes her look far less scientifically competent than she was (“She did not realize the significance of her own data!”). This article offers a much more nuanced account of what happened.

Good morning!

Defenders should get credit for a sack when they force intentional grounding

Perhaps related, I personally know three people who had food poisoning in the last 6 weeks. That seems like a lot

summoning circle: 🕯 🕯 🕯 dodgers 🕯 🕯turn down invite 🕯 🕯️to White House 🕯 🕯 🕯

Now let’s sign Josh Naylor and prepare to be pissed about the MVP situation.

Thank god Blue Jays fans won’t show up at T Mobile next year with World Series winner gear. I couldn’t have taken it

The Cal Raleigh butt plug shirt guy is sitting behind home and I can't see that man happy

As the 17th inning ends

🤣

Baseball is my heart. Goddamn

Fuck the blue jays for making me root for the dodgers

I’m so sad.

I am sad

I came back to my room. I want to cry alone whether it’s happy or sad

fuck

I’m sitting in a hotel room by myself watching this game. I think at a minimum I gotta go to the bar for the last inning if…things look like I should be with people

Woo going after Vlad. The earth is healing

Woo you da man

CAAAAAAALLLLL

JULIOOOOO

I hate to say this but I think they’re just cooked. Out of gas

Complete nonsense

I just wish we hadn’t shit the bed so hard. Ugh

I'd say imagine Obama or Biden putting out that King 💩plane video but we are so past that logic or reason.

Eugenio Suarez's grand slam is the second in Mariners postseason history, joining: Edgar Martinez, 1995 ALDS G4

Hey, internet friends. I’m gonna need the Toronto call of Geno’s salami, pls.

Rizzs's grandslam call

One. Game. Away. OMGOMGOMGOMG!! #GOMS