interesting rationale from a prospective juror in the Elon Musk Twitter stock manipulation case

Pollinator declines are leading to human impoverishment and malnutrition. This study in Nepal bodes poorly for the future of food. www.livescience.com/animals/inse...

Reposting this thread because I think we could all do with a lil green snail with two shells.

In 2017, Criselda Vasquez painted this portrait of her parents and titled it "The New American Gothic." Last month, her father, the man in this portrait, was abducted by ICE after being in the US for 30+ years. The family is now struggling with bills. A GoFundMe has been started: gofund.me/456d8a193

GET SALTMARSHED IDIOT 🧂

How can this go on for another 3 years?

this recruiter is telling me i have to take "26 years experience at not killing myself" off my resume even though frankly thats my most impressive credential

i just bought some cardamom at the store. they didn’t ask to see my driver's license since i’m a father

Thinking about this quote from Persepolis creator Marjane Satrapi again.

its so stupid that im the one who has to make all the content for my OCs. why does no one else post about them. its not fair nor even balanced

they dont even need to turn on the consent manufacturing machine anymore cause americans are just growing it themselves at home. i told my uncle we abducted maduro to illegally seize venezuelan oil for american corporate profiteering and he looked me dead in the eyes and said "good"

you know that post thats like "i cant take it anymore" (continues to take it) well that's what life is like with continually escalating levels of being unable to take it anymore and still having to take it

im starting to think that americans are a despicable people. just truly insular craven uncurious with a severe lack of empathy and not only a lack of morals but a lack of interest in morality in the first place. president xi please invade to save this backwards nation

You couldn't publish this today. You'd have to cloak it under several layers of metaphor.

tumblr is a website that infects your brain with various memetic hazards such as being unable to read or hear the phrase "sunk cost fallacy" without immediately thinking "suck cock phallusy"

New from 404 Media: Flock exposed some of its AI-powered cameras to the internet. We know because we tracked ourselves with them. These cameras zoom in on passersby, sometimes so close we could read a random person's phone screen. Required no login to view cameras www.404media.co/flock-expose...

the history god built on our belief / left an answer in my mouth that crunched like sand between my teeth.

first of all, excel, no one in history has ever wanted to "delete and shift cells left." so jot that down

mizisua cure has not left my brain for even one second since i found out about it someone please come lobotomize me

wish me luck on my journey to give myself a stomach ulcer with nothing but the power of thoughts and prayers

They're using the confinement box, one of the most horrific methods of CIA torture in the post-9/11 black sites, against migrants now. This is the direct result of the lack of consequences for the architects of the torture program. Either there will be criminal penalties for this or it will expand.

just read book 20 of the iliad. was very impressed by how the entire poem we have a certain pace of narrative for all the combat, then once achilles finally gets on the battlefield the pace suddenly fucking RIPS. really feels like i just watched a guy kill 10 other guys in 2 seconds. incredible

what the hell!!!

dont forget

if you keep your thoughts to yourself for too long they can grow mold and adhere to the bottom of your brain where they become unable to be spoken aloud forever, and also fill your every thought with various flavors of toxic spores. follow me for more practical and easy mental health tips!

I remember when there was a discussion on Twitter about Shein's manufacturing practices and some apologists invented all sorts of fantastical machinery and technology to avoid facing the more horrifying truth. Reminds me of this comedian's joke. IG bscomedian

when I was young, i used to wonder how people like this would fare in life, as they didn't seem suited for gainful employment. it turns out, the internet allowed them to accumulate a massive audience of similar idiots, enriching them and turning them into a presidential advisor

they call it major depression because its majorly depressing! follow me for more japes and jokes

www.tigertigercomic.com/tiger-tiger/... new page of tigers...

hi everyone! i'm pleased to finally be able to announce my next project to the world: waking up from the unending nightmare! please wish me luck on my journey towards no longer perceiving the horrors.

i was poisoned in drinking too deep of a draught from the well of my want. asleep, every dream crystallized into an immaculate bead of clear water, which one cannot reach out and touch without leaving behind such a hideous mark as God's face on a shroud. so touch i did not,

the southern orrery

Dick Cheney departs the world he made: defector.com/dick-cheney-...

JD Vance claims that diversity weakens unions, as people end up distrusting each other and not organizing. Let me tell you two menswear stories related to this claim. 🧵

if nj onecall bounces my ticket one more time im starting my midlife crisis TODAY

guy who has only experienced the emotion of grief in the last 5 years: yeah im getting a lot of "grief and mourning" vibes from this song

Drydocked For Painting And Scaling, 1918, by Edward Wadsworth.

This two-parter below is exactly why it's hard to make clothes in the United States. Let's look at how much it costs to produce a button-up shirt in the US. 🧵

its very clear looking at the replies here that most of the users are simply feeding the request into AI 😒 i miss when this sub used to be good www.reddit.com/r/PhotoshopR...

i never did this when i was younger but nowadays sometimes without thinking i'll write something outrageous phonetically. i just typed, with my allegedly functioning brain and hands, "in accordings" instead of accordance. am i fucking stupid. am i becoming stupider

"DON'T YOU LECTURE ME WITH YOUR THIRTY-DOLLAR HAIRCUT" (Homer, 800 BC)

Please...PLEASE stop referring to the military occupation of American cities and the brutalization of minority communities as "distractions."

i cant take that quote from wuthering heights (whatever souls are made of his and mine are the same) seriously anymore cause my brain automatically adds "(insult)"

unclosed human [fist in mouth crying reaction image]

no one even likes jimmy kimmel but the fact that ABC is ganking him for expressing a milquetoast liberal take is truly bleak. i think there's like 20 people in this whole country with any principles (principles which aren't deeply evil that is)

my official statement on recent events

damn i was just reminded of the vellmori situation thats why i never played limbus until now despite the delicious character designs that shit was fucked up...

Today Raven Geary of @unraveledpress.com reports on the spate of kidnappings and violence against immigrants in the Chicago area over the past week or so including a man who was shot to death by ICE on Friday. www.welcometohellworld.com/theyre-kidna...

iliadposting 1. BISEXUAL LEGEND HELEN??? TOXIC BISEXUAL GIRLBOSS APHRODITE???? 2. agamemnon does the "ooh no don't hit me im just a little birthday boy" bit after pissing off odysseus 3. honestly very funny crashout from pandarus after opps live his crit twice in a row

searching for the one certain someone, by light of the shooting stars and that big blue moon; "there it is anon!" came a distant call, the voice, i heard it, heard it, heard it all... youtube.com/watch?v=HZf7...