kangen memek dia enak gila

as i was falling asleep i thought about how replacing a ceo with a frog would not change anything

shut the fuck up i'm so chill

i'm at 600 micropoggers

women don't know anything source: i'm a woman

everything will be okay once all the billionaires are gone

lindo eles comendo um bolo gay

don't post from space

nothing gets you tired before bed like Crying For Hours

stopped my brain from attacking itself using FACTS and LOGIC

hey doc i want you to remove these three cells in my pussy

i should get an abortion too

not enough based villains in this world. instead they're all cringe. completely fucking washed. where are my unwashed goat villains?

happy monday i'm on a quest to kill god

i go crazy style, then i eat it all, then i die.

you agreed with my shitpost, you took the bait

bananas in pyjamas now that is a crazy concept who thought of this

i can't believe that a country with such an abundance and variety of beautiful land has a fascism problem like maybe go to a national park and let nature wash the hate away and heal you

they're geolocating your ass on google maps

when u get a booboo ur body is like aight new skin comin up

i'm like if posting bad was a gender

smoking mutates you idk how it works

do NOT make me turn into a being

no don't put me in the straight jacket i don't like boys

oh, so you're talking about the jerry seinfeld universe? where new york exists?

i like the liquid at the beach

i'm under a huge car

consumerism 🤯

stimming with the invisible wall

ate two donuts that's my gender

roleplaying as a sludge drinker

they should make a coffee that just kills you

there are no links in my bio and that's how you know i'll put care and respect into scamming you

me: (a little cold) i think i'm dying

i think it's acceptable to explode people with my mind occasionally

beautiful women should be allowed to laze in bed beautifully

my posting ass could never

going back to sleep indefinitely

man people in 2016 were not ready for live service games being shut down when an exec decides they're no longer profitable

this site is where i cosplay as evil .

(rushing back from the bathroom) i just thought of a post!

Come at me bro. I’m in Hell.

Happy pride! Here are some types of nonmonosexual people I love: ☆ Boomer trans trans vloggers ☆ cop-sexual gender fluid people ☆ label-less trans heiresses ☆ Māori poly chasers ☆ agender people ☆ xenogender cool people

bottom left is my favourite sex position

there is a dead president inside of me

tweaker's choice

the valley is coarse

tweaking and yapping in the chamber

@cherrycomfy.bsky.social is posting tweets on twitter like a coward you should be on the site that bans palestinians