today i was reminded why i don't check bsky

hey watch me spray this guy with stomach acid rq

can't sleep. posting about the michael jackson chicken coverup .

observer gf - observing - detects ordinarily overlooked details - sees the big picture - learning to sit back and observe - "i'll take a look at that" - "yes, i'm keeping an eye on it" - scanning everything - "i see" - takes pleasure in looking - always watching - always watching - always wa

downloaded a new app

do i really have to wear pants today

i think we made it gang

i'm never gonna kill myself or intentionally put myself in harm's way but sometimes i might wish i was dead

Reminder if you are not good Christian do not say deez nuts

god gave you two hands so that you can pet two cats at the same time

not another fucking asshole inspection

landlords are old news, i'm an airlord

Yawns are weird. You're tired? Why don't you open your mouth really big about it? What's that? You're not tired, but you saw someone else open their mouth big? Well, guess what.

sometimes a pervert will follow me on here and it's like. why? i don't do anything hot on here. is it because i'm trans? i don't share my body with even my closest most trustworthy friends; i'm not gonna share it with a strange man on the internet

if i was a doctor i would prescribe you whatever you want if you pass the vibe check

this website sucks. the other ones suck too. capitalism and fascism bleed into everything. catch me irl, it's my only escape. or on discord i guess, still holding onto that for now.

kangen memek dia enak gila

as i was falling asleep i thought about how replacing a ceo with a frog would not change anything

shut the fuck up i'm so chill

i'm at 600 micropoggers

women don't know anything source: i'm a woman

everything will be okay once all the billionaires are gone

lindo eles comendo um bolo gay

don't post from space

nothing gets you tired before bed like Crying For Hours

stopped my brain from attacking itself using FACTS and LOGIC

hey doc i want you to remove these three cells in my pussy

i should get an abortion too

not enough based villains in this world. instead they're all cringe. completely fucking washed. where are my unwashed goat villains?

happy monday i'm on a quest to kill god

i go crazy style, then i eat it all, then i die.

you agreed with my shitpost, you took the bait

bananas in pyjamas now that is a crazy concept who thought of this

i can't believe that a country with such an abundance and variety of beautiful land has a fascism problem like maybe go to a national park and let nature wash the hate away and heal you

they're geolocating your ass on google maps

when u get a booboo ur body is like aight new skin comin up

i'm like if posting bad was a gender

smoking mutates you idk how it works

do NOT make me turn into a being

no don't put me in the straight jacket i don't like boys

oh, so you're talking about the jerry seinfeld universe? where new york exists?

i like the liquid at the beach

i'm under a huge car

consumerism 🤯

stimming with the invisible wall

ate two donuts that's my gender

roleplaying as a sludge drinker

they should make a coffee that just kills you

there are no links in my bio and that's how you know i'll put care and respect into scamming you

me: (a little cold) i think i'm dying