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Never underestimate what your best effort can accomplish.

We have the 2026 update on this meme for the degradation of the Russian military in Ukraine.

Bird Hunted To Near Extinction Due To Infuriating 'Fuck You' Call

Cardinal Passed Over For Pope Devoted Life To God For Nothing https://theonion.com/cardinal-passed-over-for-pope-devoted-life-to-god-for-nothing/

Morning Music

Trump Unsure What Department He Has To Cut To Make JD Vance Go Away https://theonion.com/trump-unsure-what-department-he-has-to-cut-to-make-jd-vance-go-away/

Elk falls, Vancouver island (People at the very back for scale)

Wedding Experts Say Engagement Ring Should Cost At Least Three Diamond Miners’ Lives https://theonion.com/wedding-experts-say-engagement-ring-should-cost-at-leas-1834915832/

@meidastouch.com My 2-year old satirical anti-Trump Youtube channel with a measly 3,370 followers just got deleted for supposedly breaching a policy that I did not breach. I am beyond apoplectic. But the fight must go on. I have begun a substack tssuppository.substack.com Please spread the word?

She said Ai ain’t taking her job!! 👏👏

A little Vince Guaraldi and his backup dryer…

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This

Yesterday I went to the dentist to get the brakes on my car fixed. Today I am going to my car mechanic to have my teeth fixed.

RIP

#MorningVibe from a favorite, iambossofficial (IG). Lesson 13 of “Bossi’s Finishing School for Difficult Women” is here to show you how to respond while the men in the room quietly cosplay as decorative houseplants. Hydrate your rage! Class is in session!

“Let’s go see the rich people’s Christmas lights!” TT: houstonhousehunter Upscale River Oaks, Houston TX

This Weeks Onion Magazine:

American Classmates Having Difficulty Understanding Better Educated Foreign Exchange Student https://theonion.com/american-classmates-having-difficulty-understanding-bet-1828551698/

Reminds me of how people interpret the Bible

“I brought this horrid creature into the world, and now I must take him out!” Winfrey said

This child listening to Melahhhhhnia read zee Cristamas bork, wizout showeenga zee pictyours.

Four Homeless People Dead In What Girlfriend Refers To As 'Cuddle Weather' https://theonion.com/four-homeless-people-dead-in-what-girlfriend-refers-to-1819574385/

Wow. His wife is so lucky.

this video is from last year, but my dad has gotten the hallmark star trek ornaments every year for like the last 30+ years and recently my mom made him put them all on their own tree. so now they have a star trek tree in addition to their regular one.