Alexa, play a father figure and role model for me

Not a fucking game

Drip queen

my kind of night

Me avoiding skin damage

About to get this high

Mf I AM

Who up making the sauce?

Portugal. The Woman

Pedro Pascal when he's a little anxious

Fuck a criterion closet

Who up getting hemorrhoids ?

Showing this to my barista when she asks for my order

What Bluesky feel like

Cut my life into pieces

Show time

Double feature

Ok I'll come back for recipes

Someone told me to take my sweet ass back to Bluesky

Homemade focaccia and Chicken Parm sammies

Za za

Pistachio cheesecake from Real Simple

Gonna post food for the next 5 min

Getting to the bottom of why beer tastes like that

thefilmgap.com is very hard today, unless u know ur shit

Hey! I made a new daily film game if anyone's interested. Already Dm'd a few of you about it. Thefilmgap.com. See you at the movies 🙂

You're gonna eat this pie

I run these streets

Hear me out:

Cheeto hog confirmed

Buying you a medium sized Taz

Kicked off the other platform for good t-shirts and terrible tweets

Keeping up with my friends

@coolgoofball.bsky.social forgot I could harass you here the restraining order has nothing on me

I have 3 modes:

Went overboard. Sorry ☃️❄️🌲🎅

Took a constitutional

Shower beers

Just gonna squeeze by real quick

Type of shit I be on

So are like you here rn?

Logging on to destroy your timeline

Free my bb girl

bsky is imitation crab

Twitter is dead. Bluesky is where all the hunks are

Tiramisu would absolutely hit rn

DO NOT FUCK WITH ME. I'm literally up my own ass rn

Posting 6-700x to prove I'm totally OK