Can anyone else not stop thinking about ozempic Santa in sad beige skims

His accent I’m howling. KJ Apa the man that you are

Girl who is only fully functional between the hours of 530 to 930 pm

Is this kind of thing allowed here

when I see the D

hello

two more shy kittens have arrived! I’ve named them Dijon and Honey :) Dijon is on the left in the first picture and Honey is at the front of the bed in the second picture.

soooo irate LMAO

new foster: Amanda :)

Could be a multiple nap day

Thursday afternoon weather headache nap

Wednesday early afternoon WiFi not working nap

I love processing adoptions when I’m a little high

checking in on my neighbors

today I woke up and read onyx storm for 45 minutes and then logged on just in time for my 10 am meeting with my manager where I asked about the same stuff I’ve been asking about for 3 weeks but haven’t gotten yet. Then I sent a few emails before being so sleepy I had to nap for 3 hours.

bad fibro flare up day. I can’t stay awake even though I had 8 hours of sleep last night and 3 cups of coffee. violently nauseous. hoping I can sleep for a few hours and feel better but maybe I’ll just sleep through tomorrow

this lives in my home

ty nice Sephora woman for fixing my eyebrows.

Friday afternoon scramble egg brain nap

this is everyone I work with every single day of my life

one of my CLOSE PERSONAL FRIENDS works at Caesar’s Superdome and she is telling me Taylor is going to make a surprise appearance during Kendrick’s halftime show

Would love to take a nap with all four of my cats rn but unfortunately it is their Devil Hour

Life starts at 30

please don’t cancel me but my tv ad algorithm thinks I’m a Latina woman.

Pope Francis is NOT going to be happy about this

The doves are unconcerned about the bloodthirsty predators that live here

I can lucid dream now which is kind of cool and fun.

Congress could stop this if the republicans even pretended to care

As you see, we have no option but to Tuesday nap about it all

Head start grants and early childhood grants are already being blocked from drawdown in PMS

If you’re from Twitter and I know you you have to tell me bc I won’t figure it out on my own unless you have the exact same @ and profile picture

anyways monday afternoon nap

I take my Fitbit off to nap bc it’s kind of my little secret that doesn’t need to be included in my data

Old Man Bean

Moose Tracks Megan Rapinoe “Goose on the Loose”

Mittens (tabby) and Sigourney (all black)

I’m so main character rn

fine. FINE. fine. I’ll bluesky.

He was never this guy. He has always been a profit hungry ghoul

pointing and laughing at the continued downfall of those who wronged me.

@coolgoofball.bsky.social forgot I could harass you here the restraining order has nothing on me

there’s too many emojis. here are some emojis that can be deleted 😗🤥🤮🤡✋👮‍♀️👮👮🏻‍♂️💂🐽🐩🚓🚔💿📲⏲️🧱📩📥📪📆📄📗🛂🛃🕐🕖🕜🕤🕦

married

nap time

cross posting so everyone knows exactly how funny I am

I’ve had the Sunday scaries for 2 days

now how the hell am I supposed to find my Twitter friends here

Am I really posting if I’m not complaining about the cold (it’s 65 and overcast)

Excited to officially launch my campaign to cyber bully John fetterman on another platform