Sold some weed at my store today to an older gentlemen who waited until a younger left the store to whisper to me that smoking helps keep his dick hard, you meet some interesting folks in my profession!

Was just thinking, Hideo Kojima games have the snappiest and most satisfying menu noises of all time, even if his games were bad I'd remember him just for this.

Mouthwashing is the best horror game of 2024, stiff competition, the Lake House dlc for Alan Wake 2, Crow Country, Silent Hill 2 remake, Hollow Body, Sniper Killer, Pacific Drive, just started Stalker 2, got like 8 hours in, Dread Delusion, weird horror version of Morrowind

Housesitting for my landlord, he told me eat what you want, I was stoned and found a drawer he forgot about for years and it was full of snack sized bags of Flaming Cheetos, I scurried off to my room with my bounty, turns out the expiration date was 4 years ago, they're straight up rancid, goddamnit

My spotified wrap told me I listened to 17000 minutes og just podcasts so my total 19000 isnt impressive, also why am I paying for it

squirrel of the day

Found a really sour and stinky reese's cup under the mudroom carpet, to some this is a sign of great luck I bet, to me it's gross and a burden, no thanks

Up and comer horror guy

tv off made me leave my body

Tips on rizzing up the ladies while dealing with GERD? Settle down and learn a lesson fellas.

hey "nice" long flowing beard haha it fuckin sucks you hipster asshole [he turns around and reveals he is Heavenly Lord Guan Yu from the 2000 years of veneration] oh fuck

If your antique store isn't a dangerous labyrinth that takes up multiple floors of 3 separate early 20th century storefronts with doors knocked through the brick walls to join them into one Symphony Of The Night castle of deals then frankly I'm not interested.

I remember using Netflix when it was disc based and you could get anything you wanted, watched my first Welles, Fellini, Godard, Truffaut, Jarmusch, Kurosawa and others, saw Freaks and Geeks when I was 17 and it was hard to find, the sky was the limit, now Netflix is a dull uninspired waste of money

Man I love playing Hades

Shout out to Skyblu, you're a beautiful soul, thanks for the brand new site, it's your biggest hit yet!

Dream setup

2025 white house cabinet meeting

My good friend (huge asshole) told me they made one of these so Im here now, ready to like posts and show hole.