*teaching bestie how to pronounce danke* "like dunkins?"

dear diary i've been thinking a lot about lesbianism

Okay ich oute mich. Ich liebe millenial sad girl pop

nonbinary but specifically in the way referred to in limp bizkit's rollin' (2000), as in "hey ladies / hey fellas / and the people that don't give a fuck"

was ich im leben bereue ist dass ich in der schule nicht öfter sport geschwänzt habe

mich anpassen in dem ich versuche mich nicht zu sehr anzupassen

Mantramäßig spreche ich zu mir selbst wie lighning mcqueen ich sage "focus. cringe. i am cringe"

Hallo sagt mal gute podcasts pls thema egal aber bitte kein true crime und lieber eher unterhaltsam

no but on saturday, the day that orbán officially lost his job, "Breaking Free" played in front of the parliament building and do i need to paste the entire lyrics to highlight how well it applies? i shall

hope they make it a priority now to repaint the one airbus we have from this fuckass colour

ich berechne die gesundheit meiner täglichen ernährung in der anzahl viktorianischer kinder die daran gestorben wären

i do believe cringe is dead but this hobby horse thing is sure testing me

currently taking applications for this noble task

richterin: sie werden wegen behinderung der justiz angeklagt, nachdem sie bei 14 verschiedenen gelegenheiten gerichtsverhandlungen beobachtet haben und nach der verlesung der anklagepunkte aufgestanden sind und die sitzung mit den worten „wie dem auch sei” unterbrochen haben ich: *räuspert sich* w-

green wave one hand on the steering wheel trial and error

today is your last chance come come have the time of your lives

gibt es hier reiche die sich gerne von mir scheiden lassen würden

oh no i just watched an old cis white man give an amazing presentation

cow print ist ein neutral btw

same la by tiffany day gf same la by tiffany day bf

i witnessed some comic artists socialising and one introduced another as "troublingly talented" which is now also my favourite alliteration

love kennzeichensammler but it's also just adding to the caricature of data protection that germany is that a license plate contains this much information with no benefit whatsoever

today i bought the most beautiful graphic novel i've ever seen from a person wearing the most beautiful t-shirt i've ever seen

now do me

look at her goooo ✨

berlin people today and tomorrow is comic invasion it's the coolest thing ever kommt vorbei

ich lebe zwischen den zeilen

i held the door for someone and said "thanks" how is everyone else's day going

An autistic woman with auditory processing disorder who didn’t hear what you just said is about to take a risk and assume it was a joke, sources have revealed.

today my heart is breaking: i'm only getting a volunteer wristband, no lanyard

Platz zwei beste Ernst Jandl Gedichte

berlin people today and tomorrow is comic invasion it's the coolest thing ever kommt vorbei

clocky (affectionate)

another personality hire has entered the villa

orange chevrolet conversation fills silence in another life

after 29 years, Tények (Facts), one of the most significant hate-spewing propaganda news programmes in hungary, is shutting down. in order to not only have political news, they also had the most ridiculous news entries. here's some, with english in the alts. (from lastdaysoftenyek.tumblr.com)

girl wdym it's 2027 in 7 months nah stop the count

i'm on rodrick heffley x regina george tiktok

clairo - bags [live @ siriusxm] gf clairo - bags [live @ siriusxm] gf

chosen narrative in my heart summer has come time to stay the same

i have recently learned the term "baggy blindness" from tiktok and i definitely have it

everyone is not calming down but that includes me i'm getting mine in 2 days

deutsche indie (genre-unabhängig): ich muss h&m in meinem song erwähnen

kriege irgendwie mixed signals von der welt

wir lieben uns wir lieben uns in a nonbinary way in bremen

leute finden es normal dass 93 verschiedene gesetzliche krankenkassen existieren aber sind mit mehr als 2 geschlechtern überfordert

ich habe noch nie das be kommen was ich wollte

summer berlin and winter berlin really feel like two completely different cities which happen to share the same space

i also knew an austrian (cis) married couple through my mum when i was a baby trans and they let me sleep at their rich ass house so i could go to a dodie concert in vienna. so continued W for austrians as far as my empirical data goes