hallo ich bin amelie und ich muss circa alle 30 sekunden auf klo

wir in einem satz subjekt objekt prädikat alles ich du schweigst

trash girls and trash boys are hot but i'm just a trash enby and feel so endlessly dull and boring

there needs to be a superlative to liking a person that isn't romance

ugh my bitch ass body keeps telling me i should "eat" because i will "faint" so annoying

in japan there's these services where you can rent a boyfriend or a dad, can i rent a mum and their kid so we can go to the puppet theatre the three of us and it's not weird

i made it inside their discord channel

i̵ ̵w̵a̵n̵t̵ ̵a̵ ̵p̵e̵r̵f̵e̵c̵t̵ ̵b̵o̵d̵y̵ ̵i̵ ̵w̵a̵n̵t̵ ̵a̵ ̵p̵e̵r̵f̵e̵c̵t̵ ̵s̵o̵u̵l̵ i want a fun body i want a fun soul

i've just seen the perfect photo in hungarian news media and feel an uncontainable urge to share it here. the flag reads "hungarian femboy union". but the absolute chefs kiss is the pink monster that just barely made it into the frame

toto got his 1-3 lol

ich würde gerne alles können aber die auswahl überfordert mich und deswegen kann ich gar nichts

honestly just let lewis have it

it's like they made changes to make the racing better and now the racing is better

ich bin genug wenn ich aufhöre das beweisen zu wollen

kommst du zu mir hoch dort steckt in allem ein stück von mir unzensiert

fuck, the poem, brb screaming into a pillow

minute 2 in the asian store, i feel as though it was a mistake to let myself in here

see the problem is that i'm poor and very stupid

prüfung done jetzt wird girls so dermaßen geschaut

ich will doch nur dass die luft vor möglichkeiten schwirrt ist das denn zu viel verlangt

i can’t wait for summer so i can start dressinggggggg

kurzzeitgedächtnis über die zeit als wir zwei vor jahren gestern

kl stirnkuss würd mich jetzt heilen glaubi

god i hate mitte sometimes what the fuck is contemporary pizza shut the fuck up

It’s 🐝 yourself Friday don’t forget to 🐝 yourself today

if kofi had apple pay

germans i need help from those who have seen the 2003 movie "Love Actually" but in its german dub form "Tatsächlich... Liebe", are the words "tatsächlich... liebe" actually said at all? if so, does it happen when the little boy says "truth is... actually, i'm in love" ? or is it said at the end?

being anti-huxit but only because it's in such an awkward geographical position for that

i've just learned that the word pedestrian has an adjective meaning and i am going to use it an insufferable amount in the next 6-8 weeks

girls s05e03 japan, finally some good fucking television

sicker than your average

there's no need to be so hard on yourself. that's society's job!

need a bsky integration that mutes anyone who in the past 24 hours has been doing more reposting than posting

cute date idea wir gucken alle shrek filme und knutschen

kleine bücherei nachlassendes vertrauen durchsuchte tasche

your honour mich juckt eigentlich alles

just found out tiffany day is older than me

warum bin eig immer ich das problem zb ?

girl who's more or less the same level of loser that i am

i want to sit in a car i'm sorry

victoria justice more like mass body dysmorphia machine

täglicher tagtraum käffchen kuchen plauderei beschämend wenig

brauche so peinliche homoerotik wie die scary movie typen aber halt ohne dass einer hetero ist

❌ schienenersatzverkehr ✅ ich kann das nicht mehr

in the essay that i will have to write in my german exam you're typically expected to name an equal number of pro and contra arguments and i'm realising just how radicalised i am, there's no topic where i think there isn't an obvious solution and i have trouble pretending otherwise

von wo aus ich meine emils schreibe

On Toad’s birthday Frog gave him a hat. Toad was delighted.