CONGRATS, BROWNS!

pretty sure Gus Johnson just talked himself into a corner by yelling TEXAS! DEFENSE! when the Buckeyes stuffed the Longhorns on 4th and goal

Jon Bois worked on this. We’ve never been more back

I stg if Jada isn’t doing Dan Hentschel blue face for our set this weekend, what’s even the point?

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If I have one regret, it’s that I never told Sarah I loved her. I know she knew that, but I just wanted to hear that rejection so I could stop wondering what could’ve been.

TD Bolt's Melee Spring Break Tour (VA unless otherwise noted): Fri 4/11: BMS (Fairfax) Sat 4/12: MPREG (York, PA) Sun 4/13: Tech Chase (Blacksburg) Mon 4/14: Stormy Mondays (Columbus, OH) Tue 4/15: Gaming @ Rafters (Columbus, OH) Wed 4/16: Mikey's Midweek Madness (Frederick, MD) 1/2

People talking about MDVA “farming” state pr players at full bloom. Meanwhile, I’m out here losing to the same people I always lose to and being the 1-2er I know I am

Melee homies, you do NOT want to miss out. This is the sickest tournament on the calendar, and melee should be bigger than ever this time around!

#CreateAGuy quirky midwestern falco who likes raising canes

Used to be that jokes were allowed on twitter, but then Musk bought it and only one joke was allowed, while on Bluesky every joke is immediatey subject to peer review upon publication.

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Duyfest 2.895: The Cave

People hit my sour mango pineapple vape and they see god

The value of life and my relationship with Melee docs.google.com/document/d/1...

getting death threats on The Hell Site while mourning the passing of two human beings I both knew from smash is not how I expected this week to go and not something I wish upon anyone check in on your loved ones and promote positivity

I didn’t know Hax. His death is sad in that someone is gone. I do think he was making the right steps to return to competition and I fully believe he would have, but we’ll never know If you use his death to harass TOs, go fuck yourself.

Falco is the Instagram slop character of melee

Pulch nation rise up

Everyone in the Melee community thinks they're Sisyphus when in reality, they're the boulder.

I stg I need a new gym. Always people occupying the equipment I need (mostly kids)

Hideyuki Fukasawa? Incoming banger

Made the mistake of re-downloading Hinge yesterday. Matched with someone, and the conversation died because she refused to move past the point that I did, in fact, get both of my degrees from Ohio State It's over, the NoVA dating scene is beyond cooked

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I’d love to be able to fall in love again. I miss that feeling

I’ve gone through the past two years believing I’ll meet someone I like as much as I liked her. I’m still believing I can meet that person, but it’s getting harder

I think my mental might be dog ass. I can’t gameplan for shit

I know it’s kinda nonsensical to expect anything at this point, but it’s hard to continue going 0-2 after you pop off in bracket one time. You sort of expect yourself to be better and then it hurts you when you aren’t. Idk how else to say this

Todays gone a lil too smoothly I need some More Traps!

Just had a crazy idea for a melee mockumentary that’s basically the history of melee, but it’s all coded with modern mdva lore

This is gross

I would never disagree with papa. I don’t have enough clout to be convincing enough

Starting to suspect JD Vance may not have written “Hillbilly Elegy” without help from a ghostwriter

Melee is hard

Turns out Doug rated it a 5/5. I’m so goated

It’s snowing at fight Pitt I still don’t know who “white TD bolt” is on Slippi

Mission accomplished

Got a new vape

God I miss M Series

Fight Pitt is going to be the most depressing 0-2 of my career

Calling players younger than me unc since half of the scene thinks I’m 26

me doug and papa will hit every vape at fp10

I can’t believe index fans are mad at me and not at jc staff for bastardizing Index 3

Making an essence/fill chart for anime girls. Comment names below

My mentor was right, I do deserve better

Encouraged about melee, but depressed about life

This campaign is going to feature the biggest freaks alive.